Finished PokéBeach's Never-Ending Story - 5 words min, 15 words max.

[Snorchu]

and the FOUR EMPERORS never had a chance to show their skills...

 

[Yami No Kaabii]

....so they used Rage! And because of that, Venus blew up and....

 

[Vortex]

...The surrounding planets caused a chain reaction of blowing up, which...

 

[Rusty Sticks]

results in Hypno being resurrected.

 

[HypnoticChairman]

But, due to a typo, resulted in resurrecting Hypno(ticLuxray)

 

[Snorchu]

so that he can endure the October Apocalypse that will never happen...

 

[Vortex]

...and the old man can predict even more dates for the world to end.

 

[flea212]

and if the world ends, this story will be...

 

[King Arceus]

told by me since I'm immortal. It also will remain unlocked.

 

[Ice Espeon]

And then talk about tiny, flying, red goats which...

 

[DSJ]

eat trees that ooze goo and then...

 

[Spoink!]

freeze their opponent with a 100% freeze move that wrecks Gen 6.

 

[Chillarmy]

The goats live in a mountainous region with alpacas

 

[Snorchu]

that arrive at the last minute and fire lasers from their eyes...

 

[Rusty Sticks]

to destroy all of humanity...again.

 

[Chillarmy]

The Alpacas came armed with wakeboards and WiiMotes

 

[Ivy]

And they go surfing and play the Wii....

 

[Chillarmy]

to somehow obliviate the human race

 

[Serperior]

...while eating a large bucket of...

 

[Ivy]

KFC chicken and drinking a.....