I needed to add something:
MAREEP. FLAAFFY. AMPHAROS.
MEGAAMPHAROS B****ES!
TAIL GLOW. FLASH M********G CANNON
SHIT.
I know tail glow's japanese name is "firefly light", but WHY? WHY IN THE FLIPPIN' F*** CAN'T THEY LEARN IT?
phione manaphy learns it, and it's not a firefly, it's a marine creature with bioluminiscence, so why can't the light giving sheep pokemon shine like one of the few real world animals that can give light? they even learn signal beam, formerly volbeat's other signature move (and why exactly volbeat had not one, but TWO signature moves? what's soooo special about him?).
And giving them a unique sp. attack
double triple (triple! f***** triple! this move is awesome!) boost
can make them competitively viable, as a bonus (point negated by the blonde awesomeness that is... *gitar riff* MEGAAMPHAROS B****ES!).
Also, flash cannon is literally the pokemon focusing all the light it is capable of reflecting/refracting (or creating) in a single point, It actually should be retyped as fire. WE NEED A LASER MOVE. NOW. frickin' lasers, man, frickin' lasers.
Here's hoping that, as megaampharos gets dragon pulse, she also gets
at least tail glow.
Metalizard said:
First of all, it's Manaphy which learns Tail Glow, not Phione. Phione doesn't learn it at all.
My mistake, I stand corrected. I always confuse those two. It's interesting, though, that tail glow is the only difference between those two, moves-wise.
Metalizard said:
Second. Quiver Dance, like someone said, is Butterfly Dance in japan. It's not for any bug. It's specifically for butterflies and moths. Lilligant learns it too. Why? Like someone above said, Lilligant has dance as a theme for it. Meloetta's Aria forme is more prominent than its Pirouette forme btw. Don't agree? I got another example: Why does Lucario learn Dragon Pulse? Lucario is associated with the Aura concept, so it learns everything with Pulse (Hadou in japan) in its name.
Is dancing a primary theme for lilligant? she seems to be based on a garland and a southern belle, I don't see dancing related to any of those things. Meloetta's aria forme is her primary form, true, but that doesn't make it any more relevant, she can change forms at will, there are entire movesets based on keeping meloetta as pirouette form, and, unlike lilligant, meloetta P
is directly inspired in dancing, ergo, the dancing moves make perfect sense,
even though they would leave her natural movepool a little crowded.
I have no objections to the lucario example, but the fact that the pulses are hadou in japanese doesn't prevent other pokemon with no relation to hadou from using them, doesn't it?
Metalizard said:
Also, do you wanna know why Arcanine learns Dragon-type moves? Arcanine is based on the Shisa. And the Shisa legend basically says something like this: A village was being terrorized by a sea dragon and some guy with a shisa-dog necklace faced the monster by holding the necklace high. Then, a giant roar was heard and a giant boulder fell from the sky and smashed the dragon's tail and it died. So, Arcanine learns Dragon-type moves (even Dragon Pulse) as a reference to this legend. They gave it dragon-type moves so it can hit Dragon-type pokémon for super-effective damage and defeat them.
I never mentioned arcanine... actually, I didn't even know arcanine learned outrage and dragon pulse by move tutor, I always thought of arcanine as one of the few non-dragon, non-dinosaur pokemon for which outrage would make sense; interesting story, anyway.
Metalizard said:
Anyway, most of the movepool issues I have a problem with have already been mentioned, specially the Tao Trio not being able to learn Earthquake, which really pisses me off.
But I remembered one case: Aggron is Steel/Rock but doesn't learn any Rock-type moves by level-up. They gotta change that (as in, put Head Smash in its level-up learnset!).
You mean aggron DOESN'T have head smash? *checks*
dammit GF, you are drunk. go to the corner and don't return until you learn how to pokemon!