Crush a Wish! [YPPY]

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Granted, but it is too hot to eat. Now how are you going to eat? Huh? Huh? Huh?

I wish for a piano to drop on Brave Vesperia's garden.
 
Granted, but Brave Vesperia practices piano and becomes one of the worlds most renowned pianists.

I wish I had a pet parrot.
 
Granted, but it can only repeat expletives.

I wish I had a never ending thermos of coffee for today because it got COLD overnight.
 
rev3rsor said:
Granted but it's cold coffee.

I wish for public transport to be cheaper.
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Granted, but it's roofless and can't go over 15Km/h.

I wish I win the lottery today.
 
Granted. You win the jackpot of 5 Euro (around 7 dollar).

I wish I had my own car.
 
Granted, but you malfunction everyday and constantly need to be repaired.

I wish my bottomless thermos of coffee was hot...
 
Granted. One day you knock it over in your sleep and the whole world shall be flooded and burn in hot coffee.

I wish for super fast Internet all the time.
 
Granted, but the pages are constantly reloading so you can never see them!

I wish for yellow to take over the world.
 
insert bad asian joke which i'm allowed to make because i'm asian
Granted, but literally everything is the exact same shade of yellow so everything looks the same.

I wish to be in the next WW game.
 
Granted, but you spent a few million dollars to win that trip.

I wish USB didn't stand for Universal Serial Bus.
 
Granted. It now stands for Unpleasant Stinky Badgers.

I wish I'd get a Froakie off of Wonder Trade for my WonderLocke. (I seriously haven't gotten one yet and it's concerning me)
 
Granted, but the chicken nuggets actually contain beef.

I wish for a new hat.
 
bbninjas said:
Granted, but the chicken nuggets actually contain beef.

I wish for a new hat.
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Granted, but it's carnivorous and eats you.

I wish for there to be no more negativity in this world.
 
Granted, but the positive-ness starts rapidly killing people day by day, everyone begins to slowly die away and there's no cure.
I wish for nothing. (huh, how are you gonna crush that? huh?)
 
Granted, but nothing is also something so therefor, you got something instead.

I wish for a magic device that removes fur from my clothes.
 
Granted, it removes all the fur off your fur coats.

I wish people would get my jokes.
 
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