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Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Vom finally has quotes! While they might not be funny or anything, they are just things that are worth remembering, and maybe they'll make you at least smile (if you understand them, that is )

#1: The time I saved the world from Keeper's #EvilPlan

[23/02/2015 10:28:30 PM] Keeper of Night: When I go to college, I'll get a degree in genetic engineering to fulfill my "childhood dream" of being a scientist, at that time I will then apply my knowledge to create my own genetically modified army of super soldiers and take over the world.
[23/02/2015 10:31:42 PM] Joaquin - Vom: D:
[23/02/2015 10:32:10 PM] Joaquin - Vom: I'll create drohns and send them all over the States to find you.
[23/02/2015 10:32:13 PM] Joaquin - Vom: drones*
[23/02/2015 10:32:20 PM] Keeper of Night: omg
[23/02/2015 10:32:24 PM] Keeper of Night: Army of Drohns
[23/02/2015 10:32:32 PM] Keeper of Night: Didn't plan for that
[23/02/2015 10:32:34 PM] Keeper of Night: Dammit

#2: The time I unmasked Clever's secret ability

[9:28:16 PM] Joaquin - Vom: . (x24)
[9:28:26 PM] Joaquin - Vom: NOW TRANSLATE ALL OF THOSE DOTS
[9:28:35 PM] Joaquin - Vom: YOU HAVE ONE HINT
[9:28:39 PM] Celever: lol
[9:28:43 PM] Celever: can I have the hint please?
[9:29:03 PM] Joaquin - Vom: your hint is: ICNCND that those dots are some secret language
[9:29:10 PM] Celever: the dots, roughly translated, mean:
[9:29:20 PM] Celever: "Vom is extremely angry and is preparing to murder you by spying on your every action with his security cameras."
[9:29:22 PM] Celever: right? <3
[9:29:30 PM] Joaquin - Vom: how did you find out D:
[9:29:38 PM] Celever: I speak dot
[9:29:40 PM] Joaquin - Vom: :O

This was related to TC, as he and bbninjas were always answering 'ICNDND' (which stands for 'I can neither confirm nor deny') to all of my questions. In that challenge, we had to translate plenty of stuff, so there's my little revvenge

#3: The time I beat Keeper in his own game

[12/04/2015 11:17:56 AM] Keeper of Night: I translated the thing
[12/04/2015 11:18:02 AM] Keeper of Night: it pointed to raf
[12/04/2015 11:18:06 AM] Keeper of Night: I found the raf game
[12/04/2015 11:18:14 AM] Keeper of Night: and I sent in all the locations so I'd win
[12/04/2015 11:18:14 AM] Keeper of Night:
[12/04/2015 11:18:28 AM] Joaquin - Vom: well
[12/04/2015 11:18:34 AM] Joaquin - Vom: there's a little flaw in your plan
[12/04/2015 11:18:57 AM] Joaquin - Vom: you didn't take me into account
[12/04/2015 11:19:07 AM] Joaquin - Vom: when you said 'PM the hosts'
[12/04/2015 11:19:15 AM] Joaquin - Vom: I immediately compiled all of the posts
[12/04/2015 11:19:32 AM] Keeper of Night: ooh tricky
[12/04/2015 11:19:33 AM] Joaquin - Vom: so I sent before leaving
[12/04/2015 11:19:36 AM] Joaquin - Vom: which means
[12/04/2015 11:19:40 AM] Joaquin - Vom: The Egg Knights win!

Another one related to TC. It's the same challenge as #2, and we helped each other since our respective teams were so inactive. It worked really well, until we got stuck and I accidentally found the last clue. Atm I didn't know it, but then Keeper translated it: 'PM the hosts with all the locations of other clues'. When he saw this, he thought he had it. I already had, but I had made a mistake. So, as soon as I saw this, I c/p all the links I had found before and got the PM pretty and ready to go. When he found the other clue, I took the link and sent. Beating an evil genius in his own game is fun. Also, sorry Keeper

#4: The one time Keeper made sense :V

[9/07/15 8:42:32 PM] Keeper of Night: friends have nothing to do with school
[9/07/15 8:42:41 PM] Keeper of Night: school without friends isn't fun
[9/07/15 8:42:45 PM] Keeper of Night: but friends without school is more fun
[9/07/15 8:42:49 PM] Keeper of Night: therefore!
[9/07/15 8:42:54 PM] Keeper of Night: school needs to gt*o
[9/07/15 8:43:32 PM] Joaquin - Vom: this is the most logical thing I've heard in ages

You're the one doing the math, Keeper. Don't tell *me* that school needs to get get out :V