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Pssh. Glue holding things together. I never heard of such preposterous things. ( I really wish there was a smilie for sarcasm.) Also, everybody knows frosting is used to coat the table's underside with sugary goodness. That way during a yucky dinner, you can have a sugar high. :]
I wonder: If ninjas are not seen or heard, how do we know they truly exist?

The glue is either:
1) The stuff that holds all the layers (and the frosting) together
2) The frosting itself
3) YOU ATE GLUE?! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!?

I wonder: How come if you mix flour and water together, you get glue. And when you add eggs and sugar, you get a cake. What happens to the glue?

Hehehehe...that's hilarious. Not only were all his fruits of labor in vain, but blind and deaf people communicate by touching their hands in special ways.

And yes, I do indeed know who I am.
...wait a minute...

Finally, a "stalker" who posts. You know who you are.

I do not have a witty saying for today (sorry DNA) but I do have a funny story. My brother tried to hook up his Xbox 360 to a hotel TV. There is a box that lets him use an analog cable to hook up to the TV since the TV does not have video or sound jacks. However, the box has this big plug it uses. Whenever he tried to plug in the plug, it kept falling out. Eventually after a long struggle, he decided to stack his pillow beneath a big cardboard box. Then on top of the box, two Xbox 360 games cases were placed beneath the plug to prop it up. The stack worked wonderfully but the TV would not display the game no matter what he did. X)

You'll probably think of me as some random guy stopping by your profile. More people know me every day since January, though, so I'm not that random.
My answer to the question below:
They can't unless they use their hands being touched together in special ways. Or something like that. It is just about possible, but it'd certainly be awkward.

I wonder: How does a blind person and a deaf person communicate with each other?

Magnemite is not real so therefore its breaking the law of gravity does not exist.

Tell that to Magnemite. =P

I wonder: If laws can be broken, why can't the law of gravity be broken?

You, madam, are awesome. ^5

I love that one but I won't say the answer. I want to drive the visitors crazy trying to figure it out. >

(It's fine; I can wait forever)

Why would a certain 11-letter word be spelt incorrectly by most of the planet consistently?

^I'm sure you've heard that one before and can figure it out.)

Sorry, DNA that this is late. To make it up, I am giving two witty comments.

I wonder: If abbreviate means to shorten a word, why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

I wonder: Why do they call it the Department of Interior, when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

Well, some people did, but those days were much like the ones now, except, you did not have people with their cellphones glued to their ears.

That was pretty much the only difference, though I assume there was probably a bit more talking.

*Gasp* Tell me what was life like before flip phones? I have heard rumors saying people actually talked to people next to them when they waiting for something. Tell me is this true?

I wish, but I usually don't take a camera with me when grocery shopping.

And before you ask, this incident happened before flip-phones even existed.

Hahaha. XD You should have taken a picture of it.

I'm not really hip to Transformers franchise.

Also, a funny thing to share - it isn't really a funny saying like yours but it's enough to make one laugh.
Several years ago (probably at least 5 years ago) I was out grocery shopping with my family and on one shelf, I saw "peanut butter", but the jar said that it contained no peanuts. Yes, it did not say it was a "peanuty spread" or something like that - it actually said it was peanut butter that contained no peanuts.

Here's the kicker: It was in an organic food store.

Does anybody play Transformers: War for Cybertron?

Thanks DNA. I feel very special. Here is my last one until Tuesday.

I wonder: Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?