yo momma is so fat she went bunjy jumping and laned in hell.
momma jokes
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Yo momma so dumb: she thinks that chocolate milk comes from a brown cow!
Yo momma so fat, that when she turned around, it was her birthday!
Yo momma so fat, that when she turned around, it was her birthday!
yo momma is so short she had to use a lader to reach the table.
yo momma is so fat, 2 of her old boyfriends are still lost in her belly somewhere
yo momma is so fat, when she swims the tsunimi alarm goes off
yo momma is so fat, when she swims the tsunimi alarm goes off
this 1 i got from my freind:
yo mamma is sooo fat that when she was playing GTA(Grand Theft Auto)
and sat down on the couch an earthquake happened in San Andreas and the cops told her it was her FAULT!!
LOL(ya'll get it? GTA: San Andreas & the San Andreas Fault line!)
yeah! I know its stupid & it don't make any sense but tell that to...
yo mamma is sooo fat that when she was playing GTA(Grand Theft Auto)
and sat down on the couch an earthquake happened in San Andreas and the cops told her it was her FAULT!!
LOL(ya'll get it? GTA: San Andreas & the San Andreas Fault line!)
yeah! I know its stupid & it don't make any sense but tell that to...
Your momma so Fat that when walk past my TV i miss 3 espidoes.
Your momma so fat that she form both sides of the Family.
Your momma so fat she scare chair , she squash air.
Your momma so fat the back of her neck is a pack of hotdog.
Your mammo so fat that she broke the family tree.
your mammo so dumb when i went to her i press the boorbell , she came out said " ding dong"
I think i won this game!
Your momma so fat that she form both sides of the Family.
Your momma so fat she scare chair , she squash air.
Your momma so fat the back of her neck is a pack of hotdog.
Your mammo so fat that she broke the family tree.
your mammo so dumb when i went to her i press the boorbell , she came out said " ding dong"
I think i won this game!
Your momma so fat when she goes to the Fitness Center she needs 2 membership cards! oooh.
Arcanine out.
Arcanine out.
yo momma is so fat that when she steps she makes a earth quake
yo momma is poor she can't afford free samples.
yo momma is so stupid that she took a iq test and got -10 and a rock
got a 5
got a 5
yo momma is so poor she can't afford to be Officialy poor.
yo momma is so fat i saw her in national geographics elepant issue new species
yo momma is so fat she became the first woman to sumo wrestle and became yokozuna(grand champion in sumo)
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