momma jokes

[darkrayquaza]

We just make jokes but it's not serious okay.
ex:yo momma is so short she can't reach a wireless phone. you get just small jokes.
Me i'll just use the one i gave as an example.

Abhorsen edit: This thread has been slightly altered. Due to possible insults of refering to people's mothers that will no longer be tolerated. You are only to make the jokes in general and not refer to anyone's mother. If there is a specific reference to someone, then PM me about it. Thanks guys.

 

[darkrayquaza]

RE: yo momma jokes

heres my other one
yo momma is so stupid she got ran over by a parked car.

 

[Tomokazu Komiya]

RE: yo momma jokes

Yo momma's so fat, she went swimming and Spain claimed her as a new land!

 

[Zapdos ex]

RE: yo momma jokes

ur momma is so cheap that she had to use coupons at the 99 cent store.

 

[darkrayquaza]

RE: yo momma jokes

yo momma is so stupid she wiped your face and kissed your butt.

 

[Tomokazu Komiya]

RE: yo momma jokes

That's not funny....
Your momma's so fat, she walked up the stairs in high heels and came down if flip-flops!

 

[calebjbauer]

RE: yo momma jokes

yo momma is so fat she went on a scale and it said to be continued

 

[darkrayquaza]

RE: yo momma jokes

yo momma is so short she can do backflips under the bed.

 

[Tomokazu Komiya]

RE: yo momma jokes

Yo momma's so fat she went on a scale and it gave her your phone number!

 

[calebjbauer]

RE: yo momma jokes

yo momma is so fat she sat on a curb and it looked like a drive way

 

[Tomokazu Komiya]

RE: yo momma jokes

Yo momma's so fat, she saw a school bus drive by and yelled TWINKIE!!!

 

[calebjbauer]

RE: yo momma jokes

yo momma is so fat she was wearing a malcom x shirt and a helicoper laned on it

 

[Tomokazu Komiya]

RE: yo momma jokes

Yo momma's so fat, she went swimming and attracted a Whale-Watch boat.
(I actually made this joke up by myself!!!)

 

[darkrayquaza]

RE: yo momma jokes

yo momma is so stupid she was talking inside into an envelope and siad it's voice mail.

 

[calebjbauer]

RE: yo momma jokes

yo momma is so fat she had to take a bath in the ocean

 

[sceptilerancher]

RE: yo momma jokes

yo mamma so stupid i told her to do the robot and now r2d2 got aid s

 

[darkrayquaza]

RE: yo momma jokes

yo momma is dirty she was going to take a bath then the water jumped out and said No! wait i'm cool!

 

[calebjbauer]

RE: yo momma jokes

yo momma is so fat she was working in a office and the office was the buliding

 

[i love xd001]

RE: yo momma jokes

yo momma is so pretty that she ate a banana!

 

[calebjbauer]

RE: yo momma jokes

so momma is so fat she fell and she had to use the pool as ice