When Pokemon Attack!

[Lord9511]

Plusles!! Grab this!!
<Throws a Minun to the air>

NP gets attacked by a Crazy Weavile.

 

[Crazy Weavile]

I can't attack myself.

NP gets attacked by a Meowth and a kitten.

 

[don()shinobi]

2 meowths are next to me. "Hey little kitty, YOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW! HE BIT ME!"

NP gets attacked by a baby tentacruel. (not cool, cruel)

 

[Crazy Weavile]

It stung me. Now it's in an aquarium.

NP gets attacked by me.

 

[Heavenly Spoon]

PN: I was just checking out PB, when , suddenly, a weavile came out someone's avatar and ripped me apart?

PN gets attacked by a cute mew

 

[Crazy Weavile]

Isn't it cute- OW!

NP gets attacked by around 10000 Scizor.

 

[Heavenly Spoon]

PN: look at me, we are not liking this
-for those who don't understand, he has been cute into pieces, so "we"

NP gets attack by a cute mew (no - )
CW, be longer please, you always say something short...

 

[don()shinobi]

A little mew came up to me.
"Hello little fella!"
"Mew! Mew mew mew!"
"WHAT?! Jimmy's stuck in a burning well? I'll save you!"
Guess what happened next.

NP gets attacked by a pikachu with a bandana.

 

[Crazy Weavile]

A Pikachu biker repeatedly zapped me... OW! OW! OW!

NP gets attacked by an army of Sharpedo.

 

[Heavenly Spoon]

NP: I was sailing the seven seas, when suddenly, this pikachu on a surfboard with a bandana and a knife stabbed me and me men, the water started bleeding, now, this Jesus guy says he made it bleed

NP gets attack by a hoppip... FROM HELL

 

[Crazy Weavile]

I didn't know Hoppip could use Fire Blast... AH! IT'S BACK!

(nobody replied, so repost)
NP gets attacked by an army of Sharpedo.

 

[Heavenly Spoon]

NP: I was just looking at CW's post, luckily it was soooooo short I could see the sharpedo attacking me, I ran, I ran, I ran, until I noticed they couldn't follow me, cause they can't walk, I felt happy, so I sat down by the lake... WRONG MOVE

NP gets attacked by a stupid electrode

CW, can you get any shorter???

 

[Crazy Weavile]

The point of the Hoppip was that it killed me. BTW, you can see ANY post in one page.

The Electrode rolled on top of me... It hurts... It hurts...

NP gets attacked by a random axe-using Machamp.

 

[Heavenly Spoon]

NP: I saw this armed machamp, I ran, but it caught up on me, I could doge the 1st axe, and the second, and the third, and the 4th, but then I smelled it, the axe-deodorant, used on 4 arms, I fainted from the smell

NP gets attacked by a loving gloom

 

[Lord9511]

Noooooooo!! I can't handle it!! I gotta explode!!

NP gets smashed by a sleepy Snorlax.

 

[Tobi_Akatsuki's_Idiot]

Great,jus great *dies from enormus weight*

Spirit says:

NP get eaten by a wailord(sound familiar?)

 

[Crazy Weavile]

No...no... NOT AGAIN!

NP gets attacked by a planet-sized Electrode.

 

[psyblazer_ex]

It rolled...then turned to a screeching halt but It went around me confusing me then It kinda blew up...so now i'm Dead(CW can't you make yours a tiny bit more creative I could've easily said "Ow It squashed me"and make it boring but I did'nt now stop doing ones like them)


NP gets attacked by Abra trying to figure out meaning of life

 

[Heavenly Spoon]

NP: It just sat there thinking, and when I passed by, it taught the meaning was killing me, WHAAAAAAAA

NP gets attacked by a clefairy school teacher (see pokémon stadium)

 

[don()shinobi]

"But teacher! My nose can't touch my butt!"
"I DON'T CARE IF YOU BREAK YOUR BACK! DO IT!!"

NP gets attacked by a mew egg. (is there even such thing?!)