The Never Ending Cheat.

[Paper PokeMaster]

Then you're a zombie...

 

[godzilla898]

that terrorizes chocolate pies...

 

[LordZapdos]

and eats brains

 

[Paper PokeMaster]

while playing 2,354,354,321,354,321,354,736,874,356,135,105,135,438,543,564,879,513,213,543,845,213.6546 DSis in all 654,861 of its hands...

 

[Snorchu]

while constantly expanding until it explodes...

 

[godzilla898]

which covers the world in chocolate milk...

 

[Paper PokeMaster]

And all the children swim in...

 

[Flygon Jedi Master]

...the fears of the tsunami of death and dispair, which is actually orange grape juice in disguise, because...

 

[Paper PokeMaster]

it's an identity thief...

 

[godzilla898]

that stole burnsby's identity...

 

[Omnigross_98]

and ate d master 342..

 

[Paper PokeMaster]

And asked for more cupcakes...

 

[godzilla898]

which were poisoned with milk...

 

[Paper PokeMaster]

Then Arceus finally appears, but...

 

[SixaxiS]

...he teleports you back to where you started.

(annoying, ain't it )

 

[Staraptor]

Throw your game ito the furnace.

It will definitely help.

Then you should..

 

[SixaxiS]

send an e-mail to Game Freak and Nintendo saying...

 

[Staraptor]

"I lost my game due to a failure in your programming.
I demand you give me a new game with an arceus included, or I'll sue. >=["

You are guaranteed your Arceus.
But just incase, you should...

 

[Blaze]

sue them anyways and lie that you never got an Arceus and you should demand a...

 

[godzilla898]

chocolate chip cookie...