The Never Ending Cheat.

[godzilla898]

a large container ship full of gunpowder...

 

[Snorchu]

which failed to ignite...

 

[Futa]

...so you encounter Cyrus and his level 100 Magikarp....

 

[Full Moon]

And he pwns you sending you to wimpyville where you....

 

[godzilla898]

have to buy a Pokemon Black, which doesn't...

 

[Dr4g0n]

even have Caterpie in it, causing you to go corrupt and become a Steelix. THEN, the lack of Caterpie (and radiation) in the game causes you to...

 

[Full Moon]

Explode upon contact....

 

[Dr4g0n]

of a Giratina. Then you must eat cherries covered in...

 

[Full Moon]

Bugs, you gross out and feel sorry for yourself so you buy a Riolu plushie on....

 

[Dr4g0n]

rye bread. After eating it you go to Norman in Hoenn and...

 

[godzilla898]

kidnap his Linoone, then...

 

[Snorchu]

eat an Ice Grenade, which...

 

[Dr4g0n]

makes you OVER 9000 and...

 

[-MachampMaster-]

You go to Super Saiyan 9000 then...

 

[Snorchu]

you get outta there. Most importantly, you gotta tell...

 

[don()shinobi]

...someone that you've been watchin' youtube poop, which causes...

 

[Full Moon]

Exploding headaches which make you....

 

[Blaze]

...causes your school to explode with...

 

[godzilla898]

a bunch of chocolate...

 

[Dr4g0n]

which is actually white chocolate, not milk. After your school's janiter (Scruffy) repairs your school and your sentence for 10 years in jail for blowing up a school passes you decide to...