The Corrupted Wish Game

[Dork Void]

Granted, but you clumsily spill them all and because there is an unlimited supply you drown.

I wish for a pet cat that won't do anything bad.

 

[Luckyfire]

Granted. It likes you so much that it keeps hugging you forever.

I wish that anyone who grants this wish will turn into a shiny totodile that keeps talking forever.

 

[PalkiaROXS]

Granted, but it latches onto your ear and drives you to madness.

I wish I had the power to set other people on fire.

 

[Snorchu]

^ is what Juliacoolo's QR code links to.

Granted. They freak out and run straight towards you, thus setting you on fire as well. You burn along with your victims.

I wish the Song of Storms actually did something in real life.

 

[StarInaBox]

Granter, but the song of storms makes a storm that covers the earth and drowns everyone with a flood
I wish i knew what the song of storms is

 

[HypnoticChairman]

Granter, with your mizspelling powerz you learn that the song of storms is a song.... of storms.

I wish I beat Oot.

 

[Dork Void]

Granted but then you couldn't stop playing twilight princess.

I wish I was rich.

 

[Zorua]

Granted, but all of your money turns into Monopoly Money

I wish I had a decent internet connection

 

[HypnoticChairman]

Granted, your internet is so fast, a huge upload of virus attacks your computer and it explodes

and it was good.

I wish my comedic skills were closer to bacon's awesomeness.

 

[Muddy68]

Granted, but a comet strikes the Pokemon universe, killing Ash, but not Brock.

I wish that I could find love (I am serious).

 

[Luckyfire]

Granted. Everyone loves you.

I wish that this site was more VG-oriented.

 

[Rusty Sticks]

Granted. We eventually stop discussing TCG and we lose about 1/3 of our active members. Geez it's quiet in here...

I wish for shiny Mudkipz.

 

[Dork Void]

Granted, but they are such an ugly purple everyone demands that you kill it.

I wish I had mad skillz at SSBB.

 

[Snorchu]

Granted. The game desyncs every time you play on WiFi.

I wish I could sleep at night.

 

[Luckyfire]

Granted. You sleep for the rest of your life.

I wish for a 3DS so I can destroy it.

 

[HypnoticChairman]

Granted, but you accidentily play it and become addicted. Every will of you destroying it was gone.

I wish I knew why someone would destroy a 3DS.

 

[Serperior]

But then you become so obsessed with this person that you lose all contact with all of your friends, family, and end up being a loner for the rest of your life in which you become depressed, sad, and tormented by the idea of this person.

I wish I had an Espeon.

 

[Snorchu]

Granted. It has terrible Special stats. You are given a laptop in prison. Oh, and it's a life sentence.

I wish I had an ocarina.

 

[Dork Void]

(didn't you already say that)

Granted. But when you try to play it it fires a giant laser and kills someone so you go to jail.

I wish I owned some Magnezone Primes.

 

[Their Goominess]

Granted. They are in terrible condition and someone scribbled all over them, rendering them unusable.

I wish Lady Gaga would perform at a concert near me.