The Corrupted Wish Game

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You aren't sick today, but you're sick tomorrow.

I wish Santa would die.
 
Granted, but on Christmas morning all the annoyed little boys and girls come to your house to kill you.

i wish 4 correct speelings and grammers
 
Granted. You lose control of your emotions and get into a flame war, causing yourself to receive 2nd degree burns over the majority of your skin.

I wish I knew why Zero was permabanned, goshdarnit.
 
Granted. But then comes an even worse, more immature, more annoying fad...

I wish my league were open more than once a week :S
 
Granted but they are hard and blurrier than ever before.

I wish my school started much later than August 3rd
 
Granted but you have to stay until 8 and schools ends at December 29. And school starts at December 30.

I wish my glasses were not bent.
 
Granted. He immediately hates you and then decides he never wants to see you ever again is his life.
A week passes.
You are out in town, and see him. He sues you for looking at him, and you get the death penalty.

I wish I could be bothered to do my English homework.
 
Granted. Your younger brother bothers you so much that you are forced to do your homework, because your younger brother doesn't want to be anywhere near academics if he could help it.

I wish for the confidence to begin, the will to continue, and the perseverance to complete any task, compatible with my code of morals and ethics, that befalls me.
 
Granted, but afterwards you are so tired that you pass out for 9000 years and wake up dead.

I wish that I stay the same age forever.
 
Granted. You win Mars and Saturn.

(I know what you mean, but why pass up such a good pun?)

I wish my eyelids were lighter.
 
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