Finish the Above Poster's- Sandwiches [YPPY]

[Keeper of Night]

Welcome to the "Finish the Above Poster's Sentence" game!
Just as the title of the game suggests, you simply post completing the above poster's sentence, then begin another of your own.

Examples:

Million dollars to spend on a trip to Mars.

There once was a-

Tiny rat who ate too much cheese and exploded.

A random person was walking down the street-

Who got laughed at for deciding to wear a tutu in public.

I wish I had a-

Ect.
This game is YPPY, meaning there must be at least two other members between your posts.
Have fun!

To start us off...
I'm pretty sure that-

 

[Machamp The Champion]

You forgot to add an ending time. Which is October 18th 5pm EST.

Man, I sure wish I had a-

 

[bbninjas]

Very interesting apple core.

If a pig could dance -

 

[GM DracLord]

, it probably is a robot.

I want to know...

 

[BigfootAUS]

why we haven't colonized the moon yet.

Honestly, it's probably just because -

 

[bbninjas]

Australians are amazing!

Now where are my-

 

[Machamp The Champion]

Paaaaaaaaaants?

Hey guys, I have an idea! Why don't we-

 

[Keeper of Night]

Turn into ducks? I think it's a great idea, honestly.

Somebody please explain how-

 

[bbninjas]

Machamp the Champion became a moderator.
Everyone likes Squirtle because-

 

[rev3rsor]

Blastoise.

I really want to go-

 

[TwistedTurtwig]

...daaaaaaaance with somebody!

I just woke up this morning and I've found that...

 

[Celever]

...last night was Night 3! D:

I am bad at...

 

[BigfootAUS]

granting wishes.

Personally, I wish -

 

[Keeper of Night]

That unicorns ruled the world.

I feel like eating-

 

[Teal]

the above poster's sand witches.

Ice Espeon should really...

 

[GadgetJax]

...Take up Yodeling Lessons.

I pronounce thee, husband and wife. You may...

 

[Omega Soul]

-Now proceed to pee your pants.

If my favourite colour wasn't green-

 

[bbninjas]

It would be 22.
They danced all night but-

 

[Teal]

forgot that they are in the middle of a forest fire and got burned to crisp.

We forgot that we were in the middle of a forest fire and...

 

[Ice Espeon]

...they danced all night.

Teal should really...