Dear reader,
This title does not lie, we have created what seems to be the most powerful deck of all time. No deck ever created stands even a minor chance against this deck. No card ever created is even comparable to any card in this deck. A deck more powerful would contradict the laws of nature, destroy itself and take the universe with it.
And this is all a serious understatement.
Let us take a look at the decklist:
Pokémon:
1 Gallade, SW Fake
1 Dusknoir, DP Fake
1 Dialga lvX, GE Fake
1 Dratini, DS
1 Flaaffy, PK
1 Seviper, GE
1 Kabuto, Base-set
1 Rocket's Zapdos, Gym Challenge
1 Erika's Weepingbell, Gym Heroes
1 Bidoof, MT
1 Aron, no set
1 Larvitar, DF
1 Weepingbell, base set 2
1 Espeon, ND
1 Baron, PK
1 Charizard, Base set
2 Giovanni's Magikarp, Gym Challenge
1 Darkrai, GE Fake
1 Blaziken, GE Fake
1Starly Blissey, DP
1 UBER, MT
1 Dark Scizor; Snorunt; Kricketot; Vigoroth
1Weepingbell Android 17, Jungle
1 Android 17, DBGT:S17S
1 Android 17, the Redesigned, DBGT:S17S
1 Trunks, the Powerful
1 #116 HORSEA
1 #115 KANGASKHAN
1 Gigamantis, RotSW
1 La Byle, Seeker of the Winds, SotM
1 Astrocomet Dragon, Base set
1 Galklife Dragon, SoBN
1 Gatling Skyterror, Base set
1 Night Master, Shadow of Decay, Base set - Flip: Erika's Weepingbell, Gym Heroes
Trainers:
1 Bill
1 20x Rare Candy
1 Misty
1 Power Transfer
1 Saiyan Energy Surprise
1 Saiyan Power Punch
1 AWESOME CREATURE BATTLES ANYTIME YOU WANT!
Energy:
1 Boom Energy
1 Very Hot Fire Energy
1 3 Times Psychic Energy
1 Bug Energy
1 Random Fight Energy
1 10000 energy
1 Dragonball
1 Alt. Namek Dragonball 4
Land:
1 Swamp
1 Plains
Cards:
4 Ace
Traps:
1 Reckless Greed
Very impressive, I know.
Now, let us take a closer look at the more important cards in the deck:
These are Gallade and Dusknoir. I saw some dude play these once, and then another, so I was like "wow, those cards must be good", so I put them in my deck.
I didn't have the real ones, so I used fake ones, but nobody will ever notice... ever.
LvX are good.
And nobody will ever know it's fake :O
It's worth FIFTY DOLLARS, this is to up the value of this deck. 50$ can't be bad, right?
Seems normal to the untrained eye, but IT'S IN DUTCH, NOBODY WILL EVER UNDERSTAND WHAT IT DOES, MUHAHAHAHAHA.
Unlike your average Flaaffy, this one is electric, awesome, right?
The corner of this card has been conveniently turned, completely removing its retreat cost and set. The fact that this Aron is a walking bunch of metal with free retreat makes this the single most awesome card in the known galaxy.
Someone told me Blissey is a very good card. I looked through my massive pile of 2 half-full 4-card binders and found none, like, at all. So this should be good enough, I guess.
Everyone likes a party.
This has to be the best combo in the entire universe and beyond.
No attacks, perfect to freak out your opponent.
Because DBZ is cooler than you'll ever want to be, ever.
And 17 is a prime number, which is awesome.
These cards all suck, so I put them in 1 sleeve so can use the least suckiest when I need it.
Horsea is cool
Duel Masters monsters are really strong. It never hurts having strong monsters, someone told me once, as long as you don't have too many, so yeah
The name of this card says he's powerful, so he has to be, right?
Shoop Da whoop
Very useful, and very legal
Why only evolve one?
Misty has her own card, Dawn doesn't, so this card owns all those weird Dawn-fanboys.
All my monsters are awesome, so I attack as many times as I like
Bug Pokémon are too cool.
Perfect with Gallade, for great injustice.
Always have enough energy cards in your deck.
Never run out of Mana.
4 Aces. I'm epic at poker, people never see it coming.
Always have a trap card to save you from tricky situations.
WHAT, 9000?
The best card ever. What survives over 9000 damage? That's right, nothing. Therefore, you can't win, gg.
Here's a picture of the entire deck:
http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/3820/img4634ce0.jpg
Now, for the strategy:
Anyone copying this or doing anything like this or posting anything like this gets stabbed in the head with a Granade Launcher. Twice.
This title does not lie, we have created what seems to be the most powerful deck of all time. No deck ever created stands even a minor chance against this deck. No card ever created is even comparable to any card in this deck. A deck more powerful would contradict the laws of nature, destroy itself and take the universe with it.
And this is all a serious understatement.
Let us take a look at the decklist:
Pokémon:
1 Gallade, SW Fake
1 Dusknoir, DP Fake
1 Dialga lvX, GE Fake
1 Dratini, DS
1 Flaaffy, PK
1 Seviper, GE
1 Kabuto, Base-set
1 Rocket's Zapdos, Gym Challenge
1 Erika's Weepingbell, Gym Heroes
1 Bidoof, MT
1 Aron, no set
1 Larvitar, DF
1 Weepingbell, base set 2
1 Espeon, ND
1 Baron, PK
1 Charizard, Base set
2 Giovanni's Magikarp, Gym Challenge
1 Darkrai, GE Fake
1 Blaziken, GE Fake
1
1 UBER, MT
1 Dark Scizor; Snorunt; Kricketot; Vigoroth
1
1 Android 17, DBGT:S17S
1 Android 17, the Redesigned, DBGT:S17S
1 Trunks, the Powerful
1 #116 HORSEA
1 #115 KANGASKHAN
1 Gigamantis, RotSW
1 La Byle, Seeker of the Winds, SotM
1 Astrocomet Dragon, Base set
1 Galklife Dragon, SoBN
1 Gatling Skyterror, Base set
1 Night Master, Shadow of Decay, Base set - Flip: Erika's Weepingbell, Gym Heroes
Trainers:
1 Bill
1 20x Rare Candy
1 Misty
1 Power Transfer
1 Saiyan Energy Surprise
1 Saiyan Power Punch
1 AWESOME CREATURE BATTLES ANYTIME YOU WANT!
Energy:
1 Boom Energy
1 Very Hot Fire Energy
1 3 Times Psychic Energy
1 Bug Energy
1 Random Fight Energy
1 10000 energy
1 Dragonball
1 Alt. Namek Dragonball 4
Land:
1 Swamp
1 Plains
Cards:
4 Ace
Traps:
1 Reckless Greed
Very impressive, I know.
Now, let us take a closer look at the more important cards in the deck:
These are Gallade and Dusknoir. I saw some dude play these once, and then another, so I was like "wow, those cards must be good", so I put them in my deck.
I didn't have the real ones, so I used fake ones, but nobody will ever notice... ever.
LvX are good.
And nobody will ever know it's fake :O
It's worth FIFTY DOLLARS, this is to up the value of this deck. 50$ can't be bad, right?
Seems normal to the untrained eye, but IT'S IN DUTCH, NOBODY WILL EVER UNDERSTAND WHAT IT DOES, MUHAHAHAHAHA.
Unlike your average Flaaffy, this one is electric, awesome, right?
The corner of this card has been conveniently turned, completely removing its retreat cost and set. The fact that this Aron is a walking bunch of metal with free retreat makes this the single most awesome card in the known galaxy.
Someone told me Blissey is a very good card. I looked through my massive pile of 2 half-full 4-card binders and found none, like, at all. So this should be good enough, I guess.
Everyone likes a party.
This has to be the best combo in the entire universe and beyond.
No attacks, perfect to freak out your opponent.
Because DBZ is cooler than you'll ever want to be, ever.
And 17 is a prime number, which is awesome.
These cards all suck, so I put them in 1 sleeve so can use the least suckiest when I need it.
Horsea is cool
Duel Masters monsters are really strong. It never hurts having strong monsters, someone told me once, as long as you don't have too many, so yeah
The name of this card says he's powerful, so he has to be, right?
Shoop Da whoop
Very useful, and very legal
Why only evolve one?
Misty has her own card, Dawn doesn't, so this card owns all those weird Dawn-fanboys.
All my monsters are awesome, so I attack as many times as I like
Bug Pokémon are too cool.
Perfect with Gallade, for great injustice.
Always have enough energy cards in your deck.
Never run out of Mana.
4 Aces. I'm epic at poker, people never see it coming.
Always have a trap card to save you from tricky situations.
WHAT, 9000?
The best card ever. What survives over 9000 damage? That's right, nothing. Therefore, you can't win, gg.
Here's a picture of the entire deck:
http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/3820/img4634ce0.jpg
Now, for the strategy:
- Get past the deck-checks.
- ???
- Profit!
Anyone copying this or doing anything like this or posting anything like this gets stabbed in the head with a Granade Launcher. Twice.
