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Well, here you can post your ideas for incredibly pointless and useless pokemon. Heres one of mine:

Cradnappy, the vertigo pokemon. Grass type.

"It has an insane fear of heights, so presses itself into the ground as hard as it can. Every time it slightly raises its body to walk, it screams in fear, attracting predators. Has the life expectancy of two hours."

have fun! :)
 
^ funny

screaf
the def scream pokemon, it can hear himself at birth, but gets def because of his crying, he tries to hear himself for the rest of his life, making every pokemon annoyed, nobody has caught this pokemon or even dare to came closer then a mile, people say that it cries even when it's sleeping

how useless is that
 
Scaggle, the rolling pokemon (rock type)

"It rolls a big rock to the top of a hill in order to build its nest. This is very tiring work, and the Scaggle often faints before getting it too the top. The rock then rolls back down, crushing the Scaggle on its way."
 
^ you're the best

bango -rock
the escape pokemon

this pokemon in born very deep underneath the earth surface, it tries to get out by banging his head against the wall, but his head is so hard, it generates earthquakes which only get it deeper, people say the earth's core is full of these pokemon

his evolution:

lavco
the molten pokemon
just a molten bango...
 
4Kidquatro-Normal, legendary
The Dub Pokemon

4KIDQUATRO is the long-lost brother of Articuno, and the "titan" of bad dubbing. It can reincarnate- which is good for it, since it is often mauled by rabid fanboys.
 
Colobri.

His eyes burn intensely and painfully upon seeing the colors black and white. He is colorblind.

[ChanseyMaster]
 
Stillborn
Fire

This POKEMON's eggs cannot live on land, so they are layed in water. However, it is a fireball, so it dies the moment it hatches.
 
lol lol these are great, especially yours chanseymaster

Steekle, the iron cocoon pokemon.

"In order to protect itself, Steekle incases itself in a super hard iron shell whilst metamorphisising into a butterfly. However, this cocoon is so strong that the butterfly cannot actually get out."
 
^ lol gotta love the pointless ones!

errr... ok, hows aboot:

Knag-knag

"The Knag-knag is thought to be the most dangerous creature of all time. Its favourite pastime is taking baths in pools of hot magma. This wouldn't be such a problem if the Knag-knag wasn't made from T.N.T.”

I make up these random things on msn, thats where they're coming from lollol
 
Cheese
Normal

CHEESE comes from fermented Miltank milk. Despite being superintelligent, CHEESE is often eaten by other POKEMON due to its nice, tangy flavor.
 
Mugly

The Monstrously Ugly Pokemon

A pokemon so ugly that no girl dares look at it in person. It also has no lifespan since it can never die by age but by looking at itself in the mirror.
 
Ig, the boring pokemon (normal type)

"This pokemon is special in no way. It is completely incapable of movement, and spends its days wallowing over how pointless its life is. The only mildly interesting thing the Ig does is turn a pale blue: this is the Ig trying to hold its breath long enough to end its misery and die"

Wow, these often end in dieing huh?

We should set up a competition for these... or maybe a pointless pokedex lol
 
Wheee!
Wheee! is a rare Pokemon found only after your right Wheee! Wheee! Wheee! 80 times on a full pack of paper. Whee! is incapable of thinking yet thinks it's smart-Which destroys its existence. They are said to live longer with a brain sitting on top of the 500 pieces of paper.
 
rubbash

a pkm covered with rubbish all over its body and often stinks

rubbash is produced when u put all kinds of rubbish together.
rubbash will show up each time u think of rubbish. it is said that it is so so dirty that u will often find him in black color. It likes to eat mud, shxx, poisonous gas, chemical solutions, and sometimes they drink urine.
 
Rizzy, the short lived pokemon.

"Due to its allergy to oxygen, Rizzy only has an expected life time of 5 seconds. 2 of those seconds occupied by giving birth to another rizzy, the other three suffocating to death."
 
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