Never belly blow a Hariyama.
Never ever try to kiss a Lickitung.
Never ever ever kick a Magikarp.
Never ever ever ever lick a Regice.
NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER dance the chacha with Togepi.
Don't ever get a Sneasel wet. Keep Sneasels away from bright light.
And no matter how much it cries, no matter how much it begs... Never, ever, feed a Sneasel after midnight.