the wrong answer game!

[WillSSj]

coz i like food
why blastoise rules??

 

[Typhlosionex*]

because I love typhlosion!

why did typhlosion evolve?

 

[hypertech]

Because its been shot in the head with a BB gun

What is the maening of life?

 

[valk]

To eat popcorn

Why do trainers onnly have 6 pokemon

 

[hypertech]

Because a pokemon named Jimbob ate the rest.

Why am I posting on this thread?

 

[Jigglypuff13]

Because I told you to.

Why does everyone who has posted on this thread lie?

 

[valk]

Beacause you told us to

Why does the d come before the p in D/P

 

[Jigglypuff13]

Because P comes before D in the alphabet.

Why is it so hard to think of a good question?

 

[Noobnerd]

Because it's so easy to come down with an answer.

Why on Earth am I asking this question?

 

[Jigglypuff13]

Because you have a trainer card in your signature.

What is the next number in the following sequence (marked with a ?):
1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, ?.

 

[Water Pokemon Tamer]

Mewtwo

Why is Snorlax so fat and heavy

 

[valk]

He ate too much cheese cake

Why do people like empolean

 

[hypertech]

Because it like muffins

Why am i the randomented one?

 

[valk]

Because you like muffins

Why do you like muffins

 

[Water Pokemon Tamer]

Because Sceptile is a shrimp

Why Does Mew like taking toys from kids

 

[Noobnerd]

Because it doesn't want to snatch toys from adults.

Why did Santa Claus make a clause out of himself?

 

[PalkiaROXS]

pie = chocolate milk!

Why is everyone with muffins?

 

[LegendaryPokemaster]

cause Mewtwo ate all of the PIE!!!

Why?

 

[CrazyAipom]

Because we ran out of nachos!

Who ate them all?

 

[PalkiaROXS]

a chair

Who got the nachos?