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Dillski
THIS FAN FICTION IS NOT SERIOUS. IT'S WRITTEN LIKE A MARY-SUE STORY WITH A POOR WRITER, DESIGNED FOR MY AND MY FRIEND'S AMUSEMENT. THANKYEW.
Yeah. So Kiki and Agatha Blunt are both characters made by me over a year ago so I could make fun of Mary-Sues and get out of a writer's block. They're both popular among my friends and are one fat inside joke, so some parts you may or may not get. Thankyewbai. :>
CH1 The Start of a New Journey! Onwards!
Kiki was late to get her starter. Her feet hit the unforgiving ground.
Kiki was a beautiful sixteen year old girl. Her porcelain skin looks so fragile, it might break and her hair was as fine as lace and as silver as the moon. Her eyes were gold. She had black cats ear and a long black cat tail.
She entered Professor Rose’s lab.
Kiki was wearing a mini skirt.
CH2 Kiki’s Starter
“Professor Rose!” she said. “I’m here!” “Oh there you are,” said Professor Rose.
“Come here.”
Kiki walked up to Professor Rose. Professor Rose was old and had a long, curly white beard. He handed her a Pokeball.
CH3 Mewfivethousandfourhundredandeighty-six
“I’m afraid I ran out of Charmander, Chikorita and Totodile, so you’ll have to use this- my most prized Pokemon.”
Kiki ran her fingers over the ball and then threw it. A flash of red energy and before her was Mewfivethousandfourhundredandeighty-six.
“Wow, thanks!” Kiki said thankfully. She hugged her new Pokemon. “Your name is Sakura.”
Then Kiki left the lab.
CH 4 Leveled Up
Kiki and Sakura the Mewfivethousandfourhundredandeighty-six were walking through the grass went a Rattata attacked.
“Sakura! Use Eye Beam!”
The Mewfivethousandfourhundredandeighty-six blasted the ugly little rat to smithereens. Rattata fainted and Sakura got 100000000000000000 experience points!
“Alright!” said Kiki. “Now you’re level 1003!”
CH 5 Injured Heart
An injured Eevee was on the side of the road. Kiki picked it up.
“Oh no! We should get to a Pokemon Center!” Kiki ran to a Pokemon Center and watched over Eevee with love and care, day after day until it got better.
CH 6 Fixed Soul
“It looks like Eevee loves you!” said Nurse Joy.
“Yeah,” said Kiki warmly. “I love her too.”
Eevee and Kiki hugged and Eevee joined Kiki on her team.
“I’m going to call you Ai.” said Kiki.
CH 7 Team Submarine
Kiki and Ai walked out of the Pokemon Center and were attacked by Team Submarine.
“We all live in a yellow submarine! Prepare to die!” screamed Team Submarine.
“Go! AI!” said Kiki.
Ai jumped in front of Kiki and tackled Team Submarine’s Heracross. Heracross bite Ai with it’s horn. Ai whimpered and fell down.
“No Ai! Get up! I BELIEVE IN YOU!” Kiki said.
Then Ai got up and Hyper Beamed Heracross out of existence.
“Alright! Go Ai!” cheered Kiki.
“An Eevee that knows Hyper Beam?! We must have it!” said Team Submarine. They sent out an Articuno.
The Articuno looked so sad that Kiki was heartbroken.
“Ai, don’t hurt it!!!” Kiki said.
She walked up to the Articuno and hugged it.
“Articuno…I know you’ve suffered through so much…” She started to cry sapphires. “…I’ve suffered too…”
Articuno was touched by Kiki’s words so she turned around, ate Team Submarine, and joined Kiki’s team.
CH 8 Evolution
Ai evolved into Umbreon!
CH 9 Articuno‘s Name “Yeah! Go Ai!” Then Kiki named Articuno Tenshi no Yuki.
CH 10 The First Gym
When Kiki got into the gym, she found it was really dark.
“I’m the gym leader here,” said Shadow.
“I’m Kiki. I’m going to beat you.”
“Okay. Go Sneasel!” said Shadow.
“Go Tenshi no Yuki!” said Kiki.
Sneasel used Fury Swipes and Tenshi no Yuki used ice beam and killed Sneasel dead.
“Yay!” said Kiki.
“You’re too strong. Here, have the Evil Badge,” said Shadow. “And my Sneasel since you’re a good trainer.”
“Yay! I’ll name you IceNeko!” said Kiki.
CH 11 Angel
Kiki and IceNeko left the gym and saw Suicune!
“Wait!” said Kiki, but Suicune was gone. “Let’s catch her!” Kiki told IceNeko. IceNeko nodded and Kiki got onto IceNeko’s back and they chased Suicune.
CH 12 Saved
After Suicune was tired, Kiki caught her in a Pokeball and took her to the Pokemon Center so she wouldn’t be tired anymore.
“Suincune is healed,” said Nurse Joy.
“Thanks,” said Kiki. “Suicune, be free now.”
Suicune shook her head and put her chin on Kiki’s lap.
“Okay then. Your name is Inu no Tama,” said Kiki.
CH 13 The Second Gym
So Kiki and Inu no Tama swam across the sea and went to the gym.
“I challenge you!” Kiki said to Bubbles.
“Okay. Go Golduck!” said Bubbles.
“Go Inu no Tama!” said Kiki.
Inu no Tama owned Golduck with her Hyper Wave and Kiki got the Water Badge.
“Yay.” said Kiki.
Ch 14 Tire and Defeat!
Outside the gym, a trainer challenged Kiki to a four-on-four battle.
“Okay,” said Kiki.
“Go, Sakura!”
Sakura appeared and ate the Bug Catcher’s Butterfree.
“No! My Butterfree!”
Blood dripped from Sakura’s mouth.
“Go Scyther!”
Sakura ate him, too.
“Go Caterpie!”
Sakura smashed him under his toes.
“Go Beedrill!”
Sakura ate him.
“I LOST!” cried Bug Catcher. Then he ran away and shot himself.
“Let’s go,” said Kiki to Sakura.
CH 15 Silver Bells
A noise came from the sea. It was a beautiful song. Kiki went to the sea.
Kyogre said “Hello, Kiki. I see you’re an incredible trainer. I’m afraid of Tentacool, so I want to travel with you.”
“Okay,” said Kiki. “Your name is Sake.”
So Kiki rode Sake to the next gym.
Ch 16 The Stupid Dumb Third Gym
“Welcome to the Stupid Dumb Third Gym. I’m Dill.” said Dill.
“I’m Kiki. And your gym is dumb.”
“I know. That’s why it’s the Stupid Dumb Third Gym.”
“Go Sake!”
“Go Moniker!”
Sake was afraid of the Gligar at first but then Kiki told her it was okay and Sake ate Moniker.
“Argh. Go Delta!”
Dill released her Marshtomp and Sake was really scared because it looked like a Tentacool.
“It’s okay, Sake! Return!” Kiki said. “Go, Iris!”
Iris appeared and warped time so that Delta was never born.
“SHIT! Go Milagro!”
Dill sent out her freaky Umbreon and Iris used Celebi Attack and killed her.
“MILAGRO! NO! Argh. That was my best Pokemon! GO! AZEL!”
Dill’s wimpy Persian fainted at the sight of Iris.
“FUDGE MONKEYS. RETURN! GO! DOOMY!”
Doomy rammed his horn into Iris and Iris died.
“No! Iris!” said Kiki.
Iris came back to life and ate Doomy.
“DOOMY!!” cried Dill. “Okay, that’s it. Here, have the person Badge.”
“You suck!” said Kiki.
“Go screw yourself,” said Dill.
CH 17 Sluggy
Kiki left the gym but not before stealing Dill’s Slugma.
“Hi Sluggy,” said Kiki. “I’ve saved you from your evil trainer.”
Sluggy said “Mama.”
CH 18 Road to Victory
Kiki got a letter from the President of the United States of Pokemon, Satoshi Something or Other, and it said she was strong enough to challenge the Elite Four.
“Okay!” said Kiki.
CH 19 Indigo
She went to Indigo Plateau.
CH 20 Will
“Go! Xatu!” said Will.
“Go! Sluggy!” said Kiki.
Xatu used Confuse Ray and Sluggy hit himself.
CH 21 The Return
“It’s okay, Sluggy! I know you’re weak from being trained by Dill! Return! Go! Tenshi no Tama!” said Kiki.
Tenshi no Tama used Angelic Dance and Xatu died of allergies.
“NOOOO!” Will screamed. “Go on…I cannot bear it any longer…”
CH 22 The Epic Battle
Kiki battled Claire and won.
CH 23 Lancelot is gay for King Arthur
“My name is Lance,” said Lance.
“Go! Dragonair!”
“Go! Ai!” said Kiki.
Ai Moonbeamed Dragonair so hard it couldn’t have babies.
CH 24 Evil Meanie
Kiki went to battle Bruno.
“Go Hitmonchan!” said Bruno.
“Go IceNeko!” said Kiki.
“Your puny Sneasel can’t beat my fighting types! It’s double weak against them!” said Bruno and he laughed evilly.
“Type doesn’t matter! Use Faint Attack, IceNeko!” said Kiki.
IceNeko attacked Hitmonlee and he fainted.
“Argh. You are the new champion.” said Bruno.
“Yay!”
EPILOGUE
Mew came and Kiki captured her.
THE END
Yeah. So Kiki and Agatha Blunt are both characters made by me over a year ago so I could make fun of Mary-Sues and get out of a writer's block. They're both popular among my friends and are one fat inside joke, so some parts you may or may not get. Thankyewbai. :>
The Sue
really by: Dillski
Kiki’s Pokemon Adventure
By Agatha Blunt
really by: Dillski
Kiki’s Pokemon Adventure
By Agatha Blunt
CH1 The Start of a New Journey! Onwards!
Kiki was late to get her starter. Her feet hit the unforgiving ground.
Kiki was a beautiful sixteen year old girl. Her porcelain skin looks so fragile, it might break and her hair was as fine as lace and as silver as the moon. Her eyes were gold. She had black cats ear and a long black cat tail.
She entered Professor Rose’s lab.
Kiki was wearing a mini skirt.
CH2 Kiki’s Starter
“Professor Rose!” she said. “I’m here!” “Oh there you are,” said Professor Rose.
“Come here.”
Kiki walked up to Professor Rose. Professor Rose was old and had a long, curly white beard. He handed her a Pokeball.
CH3 Mewfivethousandfourhundredandeighty-six
“I’m afraid I ran out of Charmander, Chikorita and Totodile, so you’ll have to use this- my most prized Pokemon.”
Kiki ran her fingers over the ball and then threw it. A flash of red energy and before her was Mewfivethousandfourhundredandeighty-six.
“Wow, thanks!” Kiki said thankfully. She hugged her new Pokemon. “Your name is Sakura.”
Then Kiki left the lab.
CH 4 Leveled Up
Kiki and Sakura the Mewfivethousandfourhundredandeighty-six were walking through the grass went a Rattata attacked.
“Sakura! Use Eye Beam!”
The Mewfivethousandfourhundredandeighty-six blasted the ugly little rat to smithereens. Rattata fainted and Sakura got 100000000000000000 experience points!
“Alright!” said Kiki. “Now you’re level 1003!”
CH 5 Injured Heart
An injured Eevee was on the side of the road. Kiki picked it up.
“Oh no! We should get to a Pokemon Center!” Kiki ran to a Pokemon Center and watched over Eevee with love and care, day after day until it got better.
CH 6 Fixed Soul
“It looks like Eevee loves you!” said Nurse Joy.
“Yeah,” said Kiki warmly. “I love her too.”
Eevee and Kiki hugged and Eevee joined Kiki on her team.
“I’m going to call you Ai.” said Kiki.
CH 7 Team Submarine
Kiki and Ai walked out of the Pokemon Center and were attacked by Team Submarine.
“We all live in a yellow submarine! Prepare to die!” screamed Team Submarine.
“Go! AI!” said Kiki.
Ai jumped in front of Kiki and tackled Team Submarine’s Heracross. Heracross bite Ai with it’s horn. Ai whimpered and fell down.
“No Ai! Get up! I BELIEVE IN YOU!” Kiki said.
Then Ai got up and Hyper Beamed Heracross out of existence.
“Alright! Go Ai!” cheered Kiki.
“An Eevee that knows Hyper Beam?! We must have it!” said Team Submarine. They sent out an Articuno.
The Articuno looked so sad that Kiki was heartbroken.
“Ai, don’t hurt it!!!” Kiki said.
She walked up to the Articuno and hugged it.
“Articuno…I know you’ve suffered through so much…” She started to cry sapphires. “…I’ve suffered too…”
Articuno was touched by Kiki’s words so she turned around, ate Team Submarine, and joined Kiki’s team.
CH 8 Evolution
Ai evolved into Umbreon!
CH 9 Articuno‘s Name “Yeah! Go Ai!” Then Kiki named Articuno Tenshi no Yuki.
CH 10 The First Gym
When Kiki got into the gym, she found it was really dark.
“I’m the gym leader here,” said Shadow.
“I’m Kiki. I’m going to beat you.”
“Okay. Go Sneasel!” said Shadow.
“Go Tenshi no Yuki!” said Kiki.
Sneasel used Fury Swipes and Tenshi no Yuki used ice beam and killed Sneasel dead.
“Yay!” said Kiki.
“You’re too strong. Here, have the Evil Badge,” said Shadow. “And my Sneasel since you’re a good trainer.”
“Yay! I’ll name you IceNeko!” said Kiki.
CH 11 Angel
Kiki and IceNeko left the gym and saw Suicune!
“Wait!” said Kiki, but Suicune was gone. “Let’s catch her!” Kiki told IceNeko. IceNeko nodded and Kiki got onto IceNeko’s back and they chased Suicune.
CH 12 Saved
After Suicune was tired, Kiki caught her in a Pokeball and took her to the Pokemon Center so she wouldn’t be tired anymore.
“Suincune is healed,” said Nurse Joy.
“Thanks,” said Kiki. “Suicune, be free now.”
Suicune shook her head and put her chin on Kiki’s lap.
“Okay then. Your name is Inu no Tama,” said Kiki.
CH 13 The Second Gym
So Kiki and Inu no Tama swam across the sea and went to the gym.
“I challenge you!” Kiki said to Bubbles.
“Okay. Go Golduck!” said Bubbles.
“Go Inu no Tama!” said Kiki.
Inu no Tama owned Golduck with her Hyper Wave and Kiki got the Water Badge.
“Yay.” said Kiki.
Ch 14 Tire and Defeat!
Outside the gym, a trainer challenged Kiki to a four-on-four battle.
“Okay,” said Kiki.
“Go, Sakura!”
Sakura appeared and ate the Bug Catcher’s Butterfree.
“No! My Butterfree!”
Blood dripped from Sakura’s mouth.
“Go Scyther!”
Sakura ate him, too.
“Go Caterpie!”
Sakura smashed him under his toes.
“Go Beedrill!”
Sakura ate him.
“I LOST!” cried Bug Catcher. Then he ran away and shot himself.
“Let’s go,” said Kiki to Sakura.
CH 15 Silver Bells
A noise came from the sea. It was a beautiful song. Kiki went to the sea.
Kyogre said “Hello, Kiki. I see you’re an incredible trainer. I’m afraid of Tentacool, so I want to travel with you.”
“Okay,” said Kiki. “Your name is Sake.”
So Kiki rode Sake to the next gym.
Ch 16 The Stupid Dumb Third Gym
“Welcome to the Stupid Dumb Third Gym. I’m Dill.” said Dill.
“I’m Kiki. And your gym is dumb.”
“I know. That’s why it’s the Stupid Dumb Third Gym.”
“Go Sake!”
“Go Moniker!”
Sake was afraid of the Gligar at first but then Kiki told her it was okay and Sake ate Moniker.
“Argh. Go Delta!”
Dill released her Marshtomp and Sake was really scared because it looked like a Tentacool.
“It’s okay, Sake! Return!” Kiki said. “Go, Iris!”
Iris appeared and warped time so that Delta was never born.
“SHIT! Go Milagro!”
Dill sent out her freaky Umbreon and Iris used Celebi Attack and killed her.
“MILAGRO! NO! Argh. That was my best Pokemon! GO! AZEL!”
Dill’s wimpy Persian fainted at the sight of Iris.
“FUDGE MONKEYS. RETURN! GO! DOOMY!”
Doomy rammed his horn into Iris and Iris died.
“No! Iris!” said Kiki.
Iris came back to life and ate Doomy.
“DOOMY!!” cried Dill. “Okay, that’s it. Here, have the person Badge.”
“You suck!” said Kiki.
“Go screw yourself,” said Dill.
CH 17 Sluggy
Kiki left the gym but not before stealing Dill’s Slugma.
“Hi Sluggy,” said Kiki. “I’ve saved you from your evil trainer.”
Sluggy said “Mama.”
CH 18 Road to Victory
Kiki got a letter from the President of the United States of Pokemon, Satoshi Something or Other, and it said she was strong enough to challenge the Elite Four.
“Okay!” said Kiki.
CH 19 Indigo
She went to Indigo Plateau.
CH 20 Will
“Go! Xatu!” said Will.
“Go! Sluggy!” said Kiki.
Xatu used Confuse Ray and Sluggy hit himself.
CH 21 The Return
“It’s okay, Sluggy! I know you’re weak from being trained by Dill! Return! Go! Tenshi no Tama!” said Kiki.
Tenshi no Tama used Angelic Dance and Xatu died of allergies.
“NOOOO!” Will screamed. “Go on…I cannot bear it any longer…”
CH 22 The Epic Battle
Kiki battled Claire and won.
CH 23 Lancelot is gay for King Arthur
“My name is Lance,” said Lance.
“Go! Dragonair!”
“Go! Ai!” said Kiki.
Ai Moonbeamed Dragonair so hard it couldn’t have babies.
CH 24 Evil Meanie
Kiki went to battle Bruno.
“Go Hitmonchan!” said Bruno.
“Go IceNeko!” said Kiki.
“Your puny Sneasel can’t beat my fighting types! It’s double weak against them!” said Bruno and he laughed evilly.
“Type doesn’t matter! Use Faint Attack, IceNeko!” said Kiki.
IceNeko attacked Hitmonlee and he fainted.
“Argh. You are the new champion.” said Bruno.
“Yay!”
EPILOGUE
Mew came and Kiki captured her.
THE END