[20:35] Ok, well, to understand lets use world war two
[20:36] Back then, some people were employed to listen over enemy Morse code messages. This was, of course, very handy and we were able to gleam information from the dots and dashes...
[20:36] ...however...
[20:36] Something strange started to happen. Using the wonderful power of the subconscious, not only were people decoding the messages, but they could also figure out who was sending them even if no names were mentioned.
[20:37] So what I am now wondering is if we leave "accents" in the posts we type, and if people can guess who typed them.
Right, so here it is. Four mods have typed up short paragraphs on the following themes, and based on their answers you have to guess who they are. Simple, right? The themes are as follows;
1) What you would say to a doctor who told you your head was at risk of falling off.
2) Describe a pineapple.
3) A reason why you hate dogs.
And now for the fun bit. Guess who wrote the following things;
Moderator one wrote:
1) Can you glue it back on if it does fall off? :O
2) It's a brown thingy with seeds in the things where the seeds. And it grows on those trees with the needles.
3) Well, they bark a lot, and they have teeth. Seriously, some of them are like wild animals, only listening to their boss because they're weird like that :S
Moderator two wrote:
1) I'd probably laugh at first and then if he told me he was serious I'd probably ask him how something like this could happen.
2) It's brown and sharp. You could probably kill a guy with one if you threw it hard enough. Then all you gotta do is go up and eat it, no more murder weapon.
3) They smell. They're huge. They're loud. They take too much effort to take care of. How many times you ever hear in the news about a cat biting some poor shmuck on the street? Like never. How about for dogs? Like 80 billion times a week. Dogs suck and I hope they get eradicated from the face of the planet.
Moderator three wrote:
1) The sad thing is, I would actually believe it was true.
2) Spiky, leaves on the top, often houses yellow sponges with questionable fashion trends.
3) The only reason why you would want a dog is... wait, why would you want one? They just eat your food, demand constant attention and leave you nice little presents on the floor once in a while. Even more pointless than the duck billed platypus and by god is that saying something.
Moderator four wrote:
1) Ok, doc.
2) Those kind of apples that grow on pine trees.
3) I hate dogs because they meow. That is so lame.
For the record, I may or may not be one of the mods.
When you have the answer, please PM me them. I will then tally the results and see who is the most distinctive mod, etc