Tell jokes any make sure its funny!!!!
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All right here I go...*clears throat*
Two old friends decide to go on a hunting trip. After months and months of planning they finnally pick a weekend to do it. When they get to the forest the one man turns to the other and says to split up. And so it went for a couple of hours each one going there own way. Suddenly one saw a 12 point Buck up ahead. He loaded his gun, aimed and shot. Suddenly he heard this sickening noise.
"Graghhhghhh, wtf you shot me"
He rushes over to his friend and frantically calls 911
"Hello, 911 emergency"
"I just shot my friend, I think he might be dead."
"Alright Sir stay calm, what I need you to do is to check to make sure if he's dead."
The friend shrugs and puts down the phone for a minute. The operator hears two loud bangs. The friend picks up the phone and goes, "Now what?!?"
*bows* thank you, thank you
Two old friends decide to go on a hunting trip. After months and months of planning they finnally pick a weekend to do it. When they get to the forest the one man turns to the other and says to split up. And so it went for a couple of hours each one going there own way. Suddenly one saw a 12 point Buck up ahead. He loaded his gun, aimed and shot. Suddenly he heard this sickening noise.
"Graghhhghhh, wtf you shot me"
He rushes over to his friend and frantically calls 911
"Hello, 911 emergency"
"I just shot my friend, I think he might be dead."
"Alright Sir stay calm, what I need you to do is to check to make sure if he's dead."
The friend shrugs and puts down the phone for a minute. The operator hears two loud bangs. The friend picks up the phone and goes, "Now what?!?"
*bows* thank you, thank you
RE: Tell jokes any make sure its funny!!
here goes one fast...not funny at all:
inside someones fridge...there was a pair of tomatos one in fron of the other...then the first one says:
*Man...this fridge is cold....
while the other responded:
MY GOOOOD A TALKING TOMATOOOOOOO¡
here goes one fast...not funny at all:
inside someones fridge...there was a pair of tomatos one in fron of the other...then the first one says:
*Man...this fridge is cold....
while the other responded:
MY GOOOOD A TALKING TOMATOOOOOOO¡
RE: Tell jokes any make sure its funny!!
Q: Why did the Gum Cross The Road?
A: Because it was Stuck to the Chicken's Foot. :F
You: Knock-Knock!
Somwon Else: Who's There?
You: Knock-Knock!
Somwon Else: Who's There?
You: Knock-Knock!
Somwon Else: Who's There?
You: IT'S KNOCK-KNOCK!!! NOW OPEN THE DOOR!!!!!
Q: Why did the Gum Cross The Road?
A: Because it was Stuck to the Chicken's Foot. :F
You: Knock-Knock!
Somwon Else: Who's There?
You: Knock-Knock!
Somwon Else: Who's There?
You: Knock-Knock!
Somwon Else: Who's There?
You: IT'S KNOCK-KNOCK!!! NOW OPEN THE DOOR!!!!!
RE: Tell jokes any make sure its funny!!
here's one,
A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's going
into labor!"
The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child?"
He says, "No! This is her husband!"
here's one,
A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's going
into labor!"
The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child?"
He says, "No! This is her husband!"
RE: Tell jokes any make sure its funny!!
Here's an amazing one.
think easy and don't cheat and read ahead otherwise it ruins it it will be Question followed by the answer,the underscore is so you cannot see the answer at the same time as it will ruin it only read the question first.
well to start this quiz off how do you get and elephant in a fridge:
answer:__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
well open the fridge put the elephant in and close the fridge.
ok well how do you put a giraff in the fridge then?____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
open the door take the elephant out and put the giraff in then close the door.
ok well the lion holds an animal conferance,all the animals but 1 show up,which 1 doesn't show up._________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
the giraff because you left him in the fridge.
ok wellyou are beeing chased by loads of mad men and the only way across a nearby river is: river is infetsed with crockadiles,the only way to get acrros is by boat,how do you get across.
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
get in the boat and row across all the corc's are at the animal conferance.
Here's an amazing one.
think easy and don't cheat and read ahead otherwise it ruins it it will be Question followed by the answer,the underscore is so you cannot see the answer at the same time as it will ruin it only read the question first.
well to start this quiz off how do you get and elephant in a fridge:
answer:__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
well open the fridge put the elephant in and close the fridge.
ok well how do you put a giraff in the fridge then?____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
open the door take the elephant out and put the giraff in then close the door.
ok well the lion holds an animal conferance,all the animals but 1 show up,which 1 doesn't show up._________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
the giraff because you left him in the fridge.
ok wellyou are beeing chased by loads of mad men and the only way across a nearby river is: river is infetsed with crockadiles,the only way to get acrros is by boat,how do you get across.
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
get in the boat and row across all the corc's are at the animal conferance.
RE: Tell jokes any make sure its funny!!
let me guess 3?
let me guess 3?
RE: Tell jokes any make sure its funny!!
I get it.
I get it.
I got one
One person E-mails a friend "Just testing" to test his E-mail connection and gets a reply from the friend "It didn't work".
One person E-mails a friend "Just testing" to test his E-mail connection and gets a reply from the friend "It didn't work".
RE: Tell jokes any make sure its funny!!
I have one i got it of the internet:
Sarah and Dick were having dinner with a couple they'd lost touch with when they moved to another city many years ago.
Over the meal, the couples took turns catching up. "And soon after we were married," Sarah began, "we were blessed with a marvelous, chubby creature with cute bow legs and no teeth."
"Oh, you had a baby!" said the other husband.
"Nope," Dick broke in, "Sarah's mother came to live with us."
I have one i got it of the internet:
Sarah and Dick were having dinner with a couple they'd lost touch with when they moved to another city many years ago.
Over the meal, the couples took turns catching up. "And soon after we were married," Sarah began, "we were blessed with a marvelous, chubby creature with cute bow legs and no teeth."
"Oh, you had a baby!" said the other husband.
"Nope," Dick broke in, "Sarah's mother came to live with us."
RE: Tell jokes any make sure its funny!!
IF you are a taxi driver 5 came and 3 came again suddenly 12 came after they all went home how old is the driver.
IF you are a taxi driver 5 came and 3 came again suddenly 12 came after they all went home how old is the driver.