Sonic Role-Playing

What is your favorite Sonic character?

  • Sonic

    Votes: 2 12.5%

  • Tails

    Votes: 3 18.8%

  • Knuckles

    Votes: 4 25.0%

  • Amy

    Votes: 2 12.5%

  • Eggman

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Shadow

    Votes: 4 25.0%

  • Big the Cat

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Silver

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Blaze

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Rouge

    Votes: 1 6.3%
  • Total voters
    16
  • Poll closed .
Leo- Your so weak! Why don`t you get a real power like me? I`m fast, strong, and control water. I`m calling a friend to help us. he's the real hero!
Hey Captain!! (Theme song plays. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlYeMXrxCEA Lifts all the trash up faster than everybody else.) CP- HEY!! YOUR SUCH A BOOTLEGED VERSION OF ME!! I`M CAPTAIN PLANET!! Captain Falcon- What? You cheezy piece of garbage, you can`t even do your job right. CP- ME?? CHEEZY!?!? Your out of your mind. CF- All right then, everybody stop cleaning, so Captain Planerd and I can have a race to see who cleans up faster. (All the hot babes leave Turbo and follow Captain Falcon.) CF- Hey Turbo! While I destroy this clown at his own game, you can watch these babes.

Leo- How bout we have three contests? The trash cleaning contest, a race, and an all out brawl? Do whatever you can to win. Be resourceful. Anything to win these three matches except calling for a friend. CP- WHAT?!?! NO PLANETEERS?? CF- I`m so rich and famous that people like Samarai Gorough are chasing me. Samarai Gorough- IF I LOSE TO YOU.....Than there is no way he can beat you.

CP- BUNCH OF HATERS!! Oh yeah?! Well people hate me so much my series has been cancled for two weeks! (Leo interuppts) Twenty years. CP- SHUT UP!!.!!
 
Leo- Dweebs? He`s stronger than you! With his Final Falcon Punch he blows up several solar systems. Here! Watch it on my new Professor Egadd poltergust chocolate laptop. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

GOHAN DIDN`T DEFEAT CELL!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oFJ87G85-E&NR=1

This is his most popular show! His father and real name are revealed right here! Only on Ganon Knows Best http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkUtkUjw2b8

Mysterious voice??- I`m the referee. I`m also one of the stars in GKB (Ganon Knows Best.) Here is a brief summary of who I am. With my two favorite themes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXHfFqqAA6s
 
Turbo-Yo Falcon whats up buddy? Why are you wasting your time with that nerd!? Even silver(the worthless sonic character) can beat him! Hey any way need help with the trash,I can help! Hey forget him,lets run up the water fall in pikmin land!
 
Turboblast said:
Turbo-Yo Falcon whats up buddy? Why are you wasting your time with that nerd!? Even silver(the worthless sonic character) can beat him! Hey any way need help with the trash,I can help! Hey forget him,lets run up the water fall in pikmin land!
Click to expand...

Ok if ur going to bash anybody than ur out!!

Sonic- You know screw this!! I don't need a role here. I can just get them in my game!!!
 
SonicLover1994 said:
Turboblast said:
Turbo-Yo Falcon whats up buddy? Why are you wasting your time with that nerd!? Even silver(the worthless sonic character) can beat him! Hey any way need help with the trash,I can help! Hey forget him,lets run up the water fall in pikmin land!
Click to expand...

Ok if ur going to bash anybody than ur out!!

Sonic- You know screw this!! I don't need a role here. I can just get them in my game!!
Click to expand...

...I didn`t do anything,I just said I don`t like silver(Oh i`m going to jail for bashing the worst character sega made)You said don`t bash Sonic(which means sonic only)
 
CP- This is why the orginal planeteers split up. I don`t want to say anything racial but oh god was their raceism among each other. I knew Gaia the stupid Goddess shouldn`t have gotten them from six different continents. No Antartica. But yeah, I hate silver too. CF Who the h*** is Silver? Vegeta- Shall I kill him Turbo? Bill Cosby- No, let me kill him. Ungadunga The Caveman- Uga buuga ana tuka BAI BAI BAI!! Translation- He will DIE DIE DIE!! Yo momma- ??
Chuck Norris- I`m on the job. CF-I hate things silver. I like blue better. As an Blue Falcon. My next bounty Silver! Samus- Same here! Kirby- I`m hungry. I love silver food. Wario- I GOT GAS!! I CAN`T HOLD IT!! I`VE ALSO BEEN CONSTIPATED FOR A MONTH!! I NEED TO TAKE A DUMP ON SOMETHING SILVER!! Kirby- Forget what I said. Kyogre Groudon and Rayquaza all three- It is prophecised that we must kill something silver every two days.

Leo- In three.....two.....one.....ATTACK SILVER!!


Goku- Silver.... YOU CALLED ME GO KART?!?! KA.....ME.....HA.....ME.....,....,....,....HA!!-!!-!!-!!-!!

Vegeta- A VEGETABLE AM I!?!? I`LL SHOW YOU!! FINAL SHINE!!
(Goes to fuse with Goku to become SS 4 Gogeta.)

Leo- STOP!! Lets see what his response is. After that, you all can attack.
 
Megaman zero- I agree! You hold em down And Ill cut he's head off with my saber and hang it on the wall of shame.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDPevC_lPmE&feature=related

Soleanna Castle Town Music if u need to calm ur headache down or if u want to just relax!
 
SonicLover1994 said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDPevC_lPmE&feature=related

Soleanna Castle Town Music if u need to calm ur headache down or if u want to just relax!
Click to expand...

That song was peaceful but all I thought of was you saying Soleanna boys XD. (also it don`t sound much like a sonic song to me)
 
Turbo-Yays its a Super TURBO Summer! Lets go to the beach!(well you know its bikini season)
 
Turbo-Lets go Zero the girls are waiting*Runs at lightspeed* TURBO POWER MAKEUP *Transforms*.
 
CHAPTER THREE: SUPER SONIC SUMMER!! (With girls at the beach.)
Turboblast said:
Turbo-Lets go Zero the girls are waiting*Runs at lightspeed* TURBO POWER MAKEUP *Transforms*.
Click to expand...

Leo- I would say something dirty about that stupid phrase, but we have to keep Pokebeach clean.

CF-I win.
CP- I HATE YOU ALL!! I SWEAR REVENGE!! YOUR ALL OUT OF THE PLANETEER SQUAD!!



Banjo- Wheres that Jiggy?
Kazooie's thoughts-(OVER THERE YOU MORON!! I should say that.) Kazooie- OVER THERE YOU MORON!! Whyed I get paired up with you?
Banjo- You`d rather be paired up with Mumbo?
Kazooie- No. Now go get that Jiggy that green haired freak has.
CP- What do you want?
Banjo- You have a Jiggy. We want it.
CP- A what?! You mean this garbage? That bum CF gave it to me to remember my defeat.....YES I WANT IT!!
Kazooie- Fork it over freakshow.
Banjo- What do we have to do to get it from you?
CP- Kill those hedghogs.
Kazooie- Give us the Jiggy first.
CP- OK.
(Banjo and Kazooie fly away, shooting ice eggs freezing CP. Then they blast him to pieces with a grenade egg.)
Banjo- That was easy.
Kazooie- He`s not worth the trouble. (Kazooie puts on the speed sneakers, and follows Turbo, while carrying Banjo.)
Kazooie- That freak of nature hates you. Whats his problem?
Banjo- I don`t think this green guy speaks moron like you.
Kazooie- THEN HOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!?! Screw you Banjo. Back to subject green man. Whats his deal?

Mean while. CP is in the HFIL. (Home For Infinite Losers. Basically hell.)
CP- Hiya Devil. Whats so bad about being here? It can`t be bad! Theres TV here! Dabura- My names Dabura. I am the ruler of the HFIL, CP- Answer my question. Dabura- ....
CP- Speak up! Dabura-....No.....Cable.....Only Satellite TV. CP- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Goku- Hey Baba, what?! Another Super Hero sent to the HFIL? Goku comes. Goku- Hey CP. Didn`t expect to see you here. (CP throws a punch at Goku.) Goku Hey are you ok? Your hands bleeding after that punch you threw at me. CP- WHY CAN`T I HURT YOU!?!? Goku- Why would you want to? (CP Throws his strogest moves and abilites at Goku.) Goku- Do you mind? Your kicking up a bunch of dirt. Stop wearing yourself out. You can`t hurt me. Your just dirtying my clothes. (Notices Shadow.) Shadow?! What are you doing here? How did you die? CP- (Panting) He used the Emo Blade on himself too much. He died from blood loss.
Goku- Well I gotta go now, but Sonic told me to tell you, that you suck and will never relive your glory. Tails said yeah. Turbo said your tacky. And Captain Falcon said Show your moves. He said he would come soon....
CF- BLUE FALCON!! CP- OH S*** (turns into a bloody mess.) CF- His strongest moves couldn`t even hurt Tails I bet.
Goku- Lets go CF. (Uses Instant Transmission to warp CF and the Blue Falcon back to Earth.)
 
Turbo-...I never said he was tacky(I mean who even uses that word anymore) I said that even Cream the rabbit without her chao could beat him! Lets go to HFIO(Home For Infinite Ownage) after we go to the beach!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top