Rumor Evolution

[Hot N' Spicy]

Aunt Norris, my shiny pickle, was kicked super hard.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Aunt Norris, my pickle, was kicked super hard.

 

[brOkenice]

Aunt Norris, my pickle, was kicked super slow.

 

[Afro-G]

Aunt Norris, my cat, was kicked super hard.

Edit: The Fudge?!?! Double Ninja'd! Hold on a sec....

Edit 2: working off of BrOkenICE I can do....

Aunt Norris, my cat, was kicked super slow.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Aunt Norris, your cat, was kicked super slow.

 

[brOkenice]

Aunt Cookie, your cat, was kicked super slow.

 

[Afro-G]

Cookie, your cat, was kicked super slow.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Cookie, your father grandpa, was kicked super slow.

Cookie to all who get the reference.

 

[HypnoticChairman]

Cookie, your grampa, kicked super slow.

 

[Afro-G]

Cookie, your grampa, played super slow.

 

[brOkenice]

Cookie, your grampa, walks super slow.

edit: ninja'd but I guess it still works.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Cookie, your young grandpa, walks super slow.

 

[Zorua]

Elmo, your young grampa, walks super slow.

 

[brOkenice]

Elmo, your young friend, walks super slow.

 

[Afro-G]

You skipped my post DX. Nah jk, I like the new one better anyway. =)

Elmo, your young friend, walks slow.

 

[Zorua]

Elmo, your young dolphin, walks slow.

 

[brOkenice]

Elmo, your dolphin, walks slow.

 

[Afro-G]

Elmo, your dolphin, drives slow.

 

[Zorua]

Elmo, your dolphin, reads slow

 

[brOkenice]

Elmo, your dolphin, reads Harry Potter(which counts as 1 word)