Robots Vs. Smurfs! (Funny)

Shadowblade2

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this is a funny, action-packed story, in which I play the role of a NINJA SMURF (The little blue things) on the Smurf side of the war, the idea is Smurfs (about 2 apples tall) vs. Robots (About 20 buildings tall)

Prologue
I ran speedily across the damp grass. In one hand I carry a Kunai, in the other, the blueprints of the main model of the robots, the Mista Roboto v1.337. My objective, use the Kunai to cut every wire that is attatched to the motherboard, casing it to power down. I come to a halt infront of a giant robotic foot. I ran up it, being stealthiful enough for it to not notice me. Finally I make it to it's waist. I jump onto it's arm, it notices me. It starts flailing it's arm wildly, When it pulls it's arm above it's head to swin down, I jump onto the back of it's head. I crawl into a gap between the neck and the shoulders. I start crawling around until I find the Motherboard. I am about to cut the first wire when a thought dawns upon me. 'I am in it's chest with a perfect veiw out, the people who make these things aren't very smart putting a hole right infront of the motherboard, so instead of cutting the wires, I pull them all out and rearrange them. My hands are moving as fast as lightning. The robot is moving how I want it to, my plan is working. I punch another robot in the stomach, right in the hole. I completely smash the motherboard to pieces. This continues until I fall out the hole and the other robots completely destroy the robot. I run, it's hard fighting things 400 - possibly more - times your size with super-mega-pwnzilla-deztructa-zomg laza canonz. Speaking of laza'z, they have just released new weapons and given 4 to each smurf. They are called Shoopseedz. I eat one and "IMMA FIREN MEH LAZOR!!!!!!!111221212oneonetwoapplebanana" I shoot a massive lazer at the robot, who, has wet it's pants.
 
Oooookay...? O_O

Well, it's... random. I did not find it funny though- most comedy tends to come from the dialogue, so try that out. ;D
 
I agree with Scampy its random but how can a robot wet him self? Mabye s-OIL himselx. XD :)
 
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