Lame Joke

Pokém@nic

Pokém@nic

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Got a lame joke you got? Post a comment of what you think is a lame joke ;). I got one myself too, here it is:

Knock knock.
-Who's there?
Chuck Norris
-Chuck Norris who?
Chuck Norris gonna kill you.
*Shut's door (-.-)*

lawl ~OmgDan
 
like shutting a door is going to stop Chuck Norris. And who doesn't know Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris would just smash the guys head in when he said "Chuck Norris who?". In fact, why whould Chuck Norris even knock on the door? He would just walk in.
 
How do you get an elephant out of the water?
=> wet

How do you get 2 elephants out of the water?
=> one by one
 
Take two apples from Three apples and what do you have

=> 2 apples (you took the two) how's that for lame?


here is a quote from the Get Smart movie involving Chuck Norris:
"Would you believe it if i said that i had 3,000 military men, all armed outside this building?"
"No."
"Would you believe it if i said that I had 200 Cops outside this building?"
"No."
"Would you believe it if I said that I had Chuck Norris outside with a Bebe gun?"
"Yes. I would believe that."
 
Here are some lame jokes that i saw at an event:

knock knock
who's there
interrupting cow (we've all heard this one, but play along)
interrupting cow w
MOOO!!

knock knock
who's there
interrupting snake
interrupting snake w
SSSSSSSSSS!!!

knock knock
who's there
interrupting compeletely uncalled for
interrupting compeletely uncalled for w-
(person slaps listener across face and runs away.)
pikachu1246's joke is so stupid, it's funny.
 
A hunter shot a wild boar in the woods, why did the monkey die in the tree above him?

Because it jabbed his brain while picking his nose, because the loud bang from the gunshot scared it.
 
This is too lame for Miscellaneous Stuff.

The Game Corner is lame. Therefore, this thread belongs there.

*Moved*
 
A scientist, an idiot and a math teacher died, they were going to heaven. Then Satan stopped them, and told them to ask him a question, if Satan could answer, they would go to hell, if not, they would go to heaven. So, the scientist gave a really hard scientific question, and Satan answered it, the same thing happened to the math teacher. The idiot drilled 7 holes and farted through one hole, and asked Satan where did his fart come from. He said the middle hole, but, he was wrong, the idiot said that it came from his butt hole.
 
These are so lame that there funny...

You have a duck, a fox, and some plant seed. You have to bring them over to the other side of a lake, but if you leave the duck with the fox, the fox will eat the duck, and if you leave the duck with the plant seed, the duck will eat the plant seed. your boat can only fit one other thing besides you. what do you do.

fun answer: make the duck fly, shoot the fox, and bring the plant seed over.

actual answer: bring the duck over first, then bring the fox over, and bring the duck BACK, then bring the plant seed over, and bring the duck last.
 
Q:why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: to get to the other slide (hi-light to read)
Pretty lame if you ask me.
 
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