Writing Jesus vs. TPO3 vs. Frodo (One-Shot)

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[21:12] <TyrantTyranitar> Once upon a time
[21:12] <TPO3> I ate Tyrant Tyranitar
[21:13] <TyrantTyranitar> Tyrant Tyranitar then proceeded to explode TrollFace/TPO3 from the inside out using ShadowLuiga
[21:13] * TPO3 is immune to explosions.
[21:13] <Shadowlugia> Ouch
[21:14] <TyrantTyranitar> You esploded already
[21:14] <TyrantTyranitar> Pwned
[21:14] <TPO3> but I'm immune
[21:14] * Shadowlugia is immune to TPO3
[21:14] <TPO3> that's like saying Snorlax got poisoned
[21:14] <TPO3> when it has immunity
[21:14] <TyrantTyranitar> Then, Hitmonnorris evolved into Jesus, the first African American Pokemon, which proceeded to implode TPO3
[21:15] <Shadowlugia> What is this I don't even
[21:15] <TyrantTyranitar> ^
[21:15] <TPO3> I'm a 2nd degree black belt, so I killed Hitmonnorris before he evolved
[21:15] <TyrantTyranitar> No
[21:15] <TPO3> yes
[21:15] <TyrantTyranitar> Because Hitmonnorris is an 8th degree blackbelt
[21:15] <TPO3> idc
[21:15] <TyrantTyranitar> It's too late though
[21:16] <TyrantTyranitar> Because he evolved into Jesus
[21:16] <TPO3> but I killed him before he evolved
[21:16] <TyrantTyranitar> And proceeded to implode you
[21:16] <TPO3> therefore, your arguement is obsolete
[21:16] <TyrantTyranitar> That's like saying I pressed B after a Pokemon evolved to make sure he doesn't evolve
[21:16] <TPO3> well you can't do that
[21:16] <TPO3> silly goose
[21:17] <TyrantTyranitar> You proved my point lol
[21:17] <TPO3> no
[21:17] <TyrantTyranitar> Yes
[21:17] <TPO3> I proved you can't press B do devolve a pokemon
[21:17] <TyrantTyranitar> Cuz he evolved before you killed him
[21:17] <TPO3> you're trying to skip part of the storry
[21:17] <TyrantTyranitar> Nope
[21:17] <TyrantTyranitar> There wasn't a ski
[21:17] <TyrantTyranitar> p
[21:17] <TyrantTyranitar> Hitmonnorris evoled into Jesus
[21:18] <TPO3> it'd be like if LOTR went from the end of 1 to the beginning of 3
[21:18] <TyrantTyranitar> *evolved
[21:18] <TPO3> people would be like O_O
[21:18] <TyrantTyranitar> That makes perfect sense
[21:18] <TyrantTyranitar> Ofc
[21:18] <TyrantTyranitar> Alright
[21:18] <TyrantTyranitar> Fine
[21:18] <TyrantTyranitar> Then Frodo proceeded to nuke TPO3
[21:18] <TPO3> nukes weren't invented in lord of the rings
[21:18] <TPO3> come on
[21:18] <TPO3> it's like you've never seen the movies
[21:18] <TyrantTyranitar> This isn't LoTR
[21:19] <TyrantTyranitar> This is a story
[21:19] <TPO3> it obviously is if Frodo is involved
[21:19] <TyrantTyranitar> But Frodo is in it
[21:19] <TPO3> because Frodo is a fictional character in LotR
[21:19] <TPO3> where nukes didn't exist
[21:19] <TPO3> you can't just steal him
[21:19] <TPO3> copyright man
[21:19] <TyrantTyranitar> I did
[21:19] <TPO3> COPYRIGH
[21:19] <TPO3> T
[21:19] <TyrantTyranitar> PERMISSION GOT GRANTED
[21:19] <TPO3> no it didn't
[21:19] <TyrantTyranitar> It did
[21:19] <TPO3> proof
[21:20] <TyrantTyranitar> The paper wouldn't fit in this chat
[21:20] <TyrantTyranitar> Impossible
[21:20] <TPO3> screenshot w/ link
[21:20] <TyrantTyranitar> Also impossible
[21:20] <TyrantTyranitar> Because I can't screenshot something that's in a vault
[21:20] <TPO3> not if you know how to use a computer
[21:21] <TPO3> you take it out of the vault
[21:21] <TPO3> digital camera pic
[21:21] <TyrantTyranitar> I don't have a car
[21:21] <TPO3> bike
[21:21] <TyrantTyranitar> I'm in the country
[21:21] <TPO3> yeah
[21:21] <TPO3> you can still bike
[21:21] <TPO3> :F
[21:21] <TyrantTyranitar> Too much work :V
[21:21] <The_Offspring> ew exercise?
[21:21] <The_Offspring> ninja
[21:21] <TPO3> ur lazy
[21:22] <TPO3> and with that, I'm off for the night
[21:22] <TyrantTyranitar> kbye
[21:22] <TPO3> bye
[21:22] <TyrantTyranitar> P.S. you exploded
[21:22] * TPO3 is now known as Gardevoir
[21:22] <Gardevoir> here
[21:22] <TyrantTyranitar> The end
[21:22] <Gardevoir> I'll kill myself for you
[21:22] <Gardevoir> watch
[21:22] * The_Offspring grabs popcorn
[21:22] <TyrantTyranitar> Improbable >_>
[21:22] * TyrantTyranitar also grabs popcorn
[21:22] <Gardevoir> see
[21:23] <Gardevoir> here is a perfectly legit excuse
[21:23] <TyrantTyranitar> Nope
[21:23] <TyrantTyranitar> <<
[21:23] <Gardevoir> for killing myself
[21:23] * Gardevoir pokes dmaster
[21:23] * Gardevoir ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: DMASTER SMASH!!!! O_O)
[21:23] <TyrantTyranitar> That's not an excuse :J
[21:24] <&dmaster> wait what the heck
[21:24] <&dmaster> WHAT THE HECK IS THIS
[21:24] <TyrantTyranitar> READ THE STORY DMASTER
[21:24] <&dmaster> tl;dr it for me
[21:24] <TyrantTyranitar> TP03 ate me, then I proceeded to make him explode via inside out
[21:25] <The_Offspring> hot
[21:25] <&dmaster> and why was my secret weapon used without my permission
[21:25] <TyrantTyranitar> But then he said he's immune to exploding so Hitmonnorris came in and evolved into Jesus the first African American Pokemon but apparently TPO3 killed Hitmonnoris (impossible) and then somehow Frodo came in from LOTR
[21:26] <TyrantTyranitar> I don't know o.o
[21:26] <&dmaster> someone is in some trouble
[21:26] <&dmaster> nobody releases the beast
[21:26] <TyrantTyranitar> *coughsTPO3coughs*
[21:26] <The_Offspring> oh god, hitmonorris
[21:26] <&dmaster> sounds good to me
[21:27] <TyrantTyranitar> Then nukes happened
[21:27] <TyrantTyranitar> Then he said he'd kill himself via Poking you
[21:27] <TyrantTyranitar> Then logged off
[21:27] <TyrantTyranitar> Haw story; should be published
[21:27] <TyrantTyranitar> *Hawt

dmaster out.
 
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