Your birthday present is: There is a reason why you keep on getting disconnected on the chatroom whenever Amt is on. I will tell you why on your next birthday.
Wow, if a mod makes a Happy Birthday thread then it must.... daaah, there's nothing good that can go with this. So as your gift, I will not continue this potentially horrid joke.
Yum, my fave, but I've already had my dinner and I'm stuffed. I can't eat another bite, not even if it involves eating a noob until I'm fully satisfied =P