Funny Card Makers

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The Evil Dood
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In this game you need to make a funny/broken pokemon card!
Fist person posts a card.
Second person rates the above card for how funny it is and then posts a card. ect. Text or pics work. I'll start

Salamance  (P)  14 hp

Pokepower dance baby dance!
During you're turn you're opponent must dance

(c)(c)(g)(f)(lyhli) gogogogogogo                                         (1)
you are now bunt, poisened, paralyzed, and take a prize card, and have your openent take 3435 prize cards. Salamance faints.

     weekness (E)(ky)      resistance (112)        retreat cost (what?)
 
ok.....

magicarp lol hp: 1 type: noob
pokepower: win win synimim
you can as many as you want in this deck of this card.

pokebody: draw lol
if you draw magicarp lol you win.
 
Oookay...

Feebas-1000HP-{Everytype}
Basic

Poke-Body: Useless
This body does nothing.

Poke-Power: Ugly
Soo ugly until your opponent can't stand it and let you win. SO you win!

{C}{C}{C}{C}{C}Bomb 100
You win.

Weakness: {L}
Resistance: {F}
Retreat: {C}{C}{C}{C}
 
lol.. hmmmm....

Blaziken ex Hp:10 type fighting

poke body: ultimate penalty
you may discard blaziken ex. if you do, each of your pokemon does 10 more damage .

smash kick : 10

Nuclear volcano
Every card in play is knocked out. Both you and your opponents discards the top 15 cards of your deck and you restart the game with 1 prize each.

weakness: grass fighting elecktrick water
resistance : none
 
trainer time:

noob's wandering
discard a pokemon card from your hand.
noobs now want it.


noob's meeting:
put up a sevalance camera and whatch them drool.


lame's power:
if you have a lamemance,lamegon or a lametar ex on the feild say to your oppodent "you've been lamed"
 
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Now that's funny.

Arcanine out.
 
Master of the Six KIngs' Feebas. 1 Hp (W)

Pokebody: Victory Draw
If you contain this card in your deck, search your deck for it and add it to your hand. If itsn't in your hand or deck flip your prizes over until you find it and add it to your hand.

Poke-Power: Win
If this card is in your hand you win

W
R:(W)(C)(L)(F)(R)(G)(M)(D)(P)
RC
 
Arcanine 274 said:
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Now that's funny.

Arcanine out.
Click to expand...

How dare you insult blaziken ex!!! (the one in my name is the one from team magma though) Anyway, trianer time...

Mad world

You may flip a coin. If heads, your oponent dances around the room like a monkey, and each time you laugh, they discard a card from the top of their deck. If tails, all pokemon in play are knocked out and the game is a draw If you do not flip a coin, take a prize and diacard 2 cards from your deck
 
My Mom 11de2 hp (humaniodish type)

poke-body Grounded
you get grounded for life. You loose

Meatloaf
you have to eat meatloaf. You loose

Chores
you are forced to do chores. You loose

weakness (you) resistance (me) retreat cost ($7)
 
Charizard* Hp 10

Flames of death
Charizard is knoc ked out

Ghost
all your pokemon fly away. you loose!!

w all types
r none
re 5 energy
 
holon's really useless magikarp

1 hp
No type

Poke-Power once per turn you put all of your Deck and discard pile and your hand to your prize.


(W)(C)(D)(F)(S)(G)(L)(M)(P)(React)(D raindow)(Scramble) Useless Tackle FLip a coin. If heads, put 20 dmaage counters on ----Magikarp and remove all damage counters from all of your opponent's Pokemon. If tails, put 2876376289789027 damage counters on each of your Pokemon and each of your opponent's Pokemon gets + 71509847589017405897690 HP

WEakness Every Type Retreat 2389072689702976562566587543266328672336573263 Metal ENergiese.
 
Uncle Fred 19.66782463 HP C

CC-Presents!! 147 damage Buy yourself a Nintendo Wii on your next turn.

CCCCCC- Extremely Costly Attack Attack -.- 200 damage
Next turn, go to the restroom and scream your country's national anthem.

Weakness-
Resistance-
Retreat Cost-CCCCCCCC
 
Team Rocket's Seviper LV X ex * d HP 0.00000000000000000001 (N)

Poke-Body: Useful Body
Go buy 10 Pizzas from the nearest Pizza place. If your opponent can juggle all ten Pizzas you lose. If they can't, Team Rocket's Seviper LV X ex * d's HP is now 1111111111112222223333445567878890.

(N) Freakshow Test
Pick up this card and throw it as high as you can. If you catch this card before it touches anything the defending pokemon is now purple. If you don't catch it before it touches anything, be thankful the circus won't come looking for you.

(N)(N) Magikarp Duplication
Find a Magikarp card. Dare your opponent to say nothing but the word Magikarp for the rest of the Match. If your opponent declines or cheats replace his active Pokemon with the Magikarp card you got. If they take the challenge and play a card (that isn't named Magikarp) force them to say Magikarp. Then say they cheated and win by Default.

Weakness: (S)
Resistance: (T)
Retreat Cost: (N)(N)(N)(N)(N)

(S)=Smart (N)=Numb (T)=Talkative
 
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