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[afstandopleren]

This is a topic dedicated to the most silly people that try to sell stuff but fail to think of decent prices or find the right words. In other words, just FAIL to sell.

Here is mine from a dutch site called marktplaats.nl (It's translated btw):

Good day,

I have a few cards here from the new rising rivals serie that are quite rare and there only so called holo and reverse kaarten, which means they sparkle or are shiny. All cards are new and will be send in a bubble envelop
It's about the following cards:

Flygon (105/111 LVL X) (30 euro)(holo) This is the rarest card of the entire serie
Floatzel (4/111) (7,50 euro)
Jirachi (7/111) (9.50 euro)
Raichu (31/111) (5,00 euro)
Electrode (39/111) (3,00 euro)
Lairon (44/111) (3,00 euro)
Aggron (not holocaust but pretty rare) (2,50 euro)
Energy card (101/111 is holocaust and thus pretty rare) (10 euro)

All prices are excl. shipment costs. These are about 1,20 per card or 3 eurofor all cards.

I'll sell the lot for 40 incl shipment costs If cards aren't available anymore, I'll remove them from the list.
See pictures for how they really look.

Greetings,

Alex"

High prices and Jew extinguishing cards, what more would a person want?

 

[Bulbasaur45S]

LOL^
I remember some time ago there was an ad for some period reliever in these forums
I lol'd

 

[Paper PokeMaster]

omg. o.e

On Saturday, I was IMing all night, and two funny ads popped up.
One was for life insurance, and it said "What if you die?" and there was a picture of a smiling, 20-something couple.
Another was for Quaker (The cereal) and it said "Go humans go" and, I thought: OMG. Quaker is run by aliens! 0.0