RE: C'mon over to make up fake Pokemon cards!
CastformCloud said:
Pimpwalkin' Mateo Johnson said:
Constant auto-paralyze is a no-no...
Why bother, if you're not going to make a Pokemon card?
Don't get an attitude with me. I'm better than a lot of people on this forum as far as faking goes. I've posted countless fakes in other topics. All of them are better than the three pieces of trash that have been posted already. They all suck. Here's why:
Machamp δ is broken. Rocket's Entei ex can do the same thing as Machamp δ and it has to discard 2. Since Machamp δ is Fire type, it's going to have Fire Energy attached to it (or else it can never attack), so the fact that its Retreat Cost is 2 doesn't mean a thing.
Mewtwo ex δ auto-paralyzes for one. That in and of itself makes it broken. Let's not forget it also does 20 damage and auto-burns too. Lightning Counter is beyond broken; Registeel * can spread 6 damage counters at once, but look at all the conditions you need to fulfill:
-> 2 Metal Energy required
-> Opponent must have 1 Prize card remaining
-> Registeel * must be the only Pokémon you have in play
That's a LOT harder to do than having 3 basic Energy attached to one Pokémon. Lightning Blast is really the only fair thing about this card. Mewtwo is weak to Dark, genius, there's no reason to use it as a Resistance.
Flareon * can't be two types because of the star rule. A Poké-Body and three attacks, each with lengthy attack texts, will NEVER FIT ON A CARD. Ever. Destructive Aura is a power, not a body, and it's broken. You have a good chance of getting two out of three heads. Poison Fang: broken. T1 70 for a single Energy of any type. On average, 40 + poison. Still broken. Fields is spelled incorrectly in the second attack. Guess what? Broken. The Energy cost doesn't justify the effect of the attack. Burning Winds of Fire is also broken. You do 50 to one guy and 160 to any Pokémon-ex they lay down, and I notice it's 160 damage so Blissey ex and Tyranitar ex will get killed in one shot. And don't go saying "BUT LATIAS * CAN DO IT TOO, 150 TO POKEMON-EX". That maybe true, but:
-> Latias * can't gust them from the Bench before doing damage.
-> Latias * needs to pay an Energy cost of three different kinds of basic Energy to use Shooting Star.
-> Latias needs to discard ALL ENERGY ATTACHED TO IT when the attack is used.
There is zero drawback to using Burning Winds of Fire.
And you can't gust out two Pokémon at the same time and only bring up one - it violates the rules of 2-on-2 play. The two weaknesses don't balance how broken this card is. Ugh.
Nearly everyone in this forum sucks at faking. And why haven't you posted any fakes of your own? Don't go talking down to me for not posting any if you haven't done so yourself.