C'mon over to make up fake Pokemon cards!

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This is the thread for posting fake Pokemon cards. Just type them down for viewing pleasure!

Crazy Weavile, Pimp Walking, and Lord Weirdo are banned, and broken cards are accepted. Including Tomo.
 
Machamp d 120HP( R )

(Poke-Body) Flaming Ambition
If Machamp d has any ( R ) Energy attached to it, the Retreat Cost for Machamp d is 0.

( R )( C ) Fire Punch 40

( R )( R)( C ) Flaming Linear attack
Choose one of your oppenents pokemon. this attack does 60 damage to that pokemon.( Don't apply Weakness and Resistence for Benched Pokemon)Discard 1 ( R
) Energy attached to Machamp d.

Weakness: ( P )
Resistence:N/a
Retreat Cost: ( C )( C )
 
Mewto ex d (L) HP 100

(L) Lightning Bolt 20
The defending pokemon is now paralyzed and burned.

(L) (L) (C) Lightning counter
Put 9 damage counters on your opponents pokemon in any way you want.

(L) (L) (L) (C) (C) Lightning Blast 100
Discard a (L) energy atached to Mewtwo ex.

Weak: (P) Resist: (D) Retreat: (C) (C)
 
Constant auto-paralyze is a no-no...
 
RE:  C'mon over to make up fake Pokemon cards!

Pimpwalkin' Mateo Johnson said:
Constant auto-paralyze is a no-no...

Why bother, if you're not going to make a Pokemon card?
 
Flareon * d' (Hp:90)

Type:Fire and Grass

Poke-body Destructive Aura: Once during your turn, (Before your attack), you may flip 3 coin. If you flip 2 or more heads, the defending pokemon is now burned and poisoned. Put 2 damage counters instead of one between turns.

C   poison fang: 20+
If the defending pokemon is poisoned. Roll 2 dice, This attack does 20 damage plus 20 more damage for each heads. This attacks damage isn't affected by weakness, resistence, poke-powers, poke-bodys, or any other affects on the defending pokemon.

FG     Feilds of Flame: 30
Flip a coin. If heads this attack does 20 damage to each of your opponent's pokemon. (Don't apply weakness and resistence for beched pokemon.)  

FGG   Burning winds of Fire: 50
Choose a poemon Ex ,(If  any) on  your apponent's bench, switch that pokemon with 1 the defending pokemon (Both if there are two), after doing damage. This attack does 160 damage to the new defending pokemon as well.

Weakness:             Resistance:                Retreat:
   W P                         NONE                         C
 
RE:   C'mon over to make up fake Pokemon cards!

CastformCloud said:
Pimpwalkin' Mateo Johnson said:
Constant auto-paralyze is a no-no...

Why bother, if you're not going to make a Pokemon card?
Don't get an attitude with me. I'm better than a lot of people on this forum as far as faking goes. I've posted countless fakes in other topics. All of them are better than the three pieces of trash that have been posted already. They all suck. Here's why:

Machamp δ is broken. Rocket's Entei ex can do the same thing as Machamp δ and it has to discard 2. Since Machamp δ is Fire type, it's going to have Fire Energy attached to it (or else it can never attack), so the fact that its Retreat Cost is 2 doesn't mean a thing.

Mewtwo ex δ auto-paralyzes for one. That in and of itself makes it broken. Let's not forget it also does 20 damage and auto-burns too. Lightning Counter is beyond broken; Registeel * can spread 6 damage counters at once, but look at all the conditions you need to fulfill:

-> 2 Metal Energy required
-> Opponent must have 1 Prize card remaining
-> Registeel * must be the only Pokémon you have in play

That's a LOT harder to do than having 3 basic Energy attached to one Pokémon. Lightning Blast is really the only fair thing about this card. Mewtwo is weak to Dark, genius, there's no reason to use it as a Resistance.

Flareon * can't be two types because of the star rule. A Poké-Body and three attacks, each with lengthy attack texts, will NEVER FIT ON A CARD. Ever. Destructive Aura is a power, not a body, and it's broken. You have a good chance of getting two out of three heads. Poison Fang: broken. T1 70 for a single Energy of any type. On average, 40 + poison. Still broken. Fields is spelled incorrectly in the second attack. Guess what? Broken. The Energy cost doesn't justify the effect of the attack. Burning Winds of Fire is also broken. You do 50 to one guy and 160 to any Pokémon-ex they lay down, and I notice it's 160 damage so Blissey ex and Tyranitar ex will get killed in one shot. And don't go saying "BUT LATIAS * CAN DO IT TOO, 150 TO POKEMON-EX". That maybe true, but:

-> Latias * can't gust them from the Bench before doing damage.
-> Latias * needs to pay an Energy cost of three different kinds of basic Energy to use Shooting Star.
-> Latias needs to discard ALL ENERGY ATTACHED TO IT when the attack is used.

There is zero drawback to using Burning Winds of Fire.

And you can't gust out two Pokémon at the same time and only bring up one - it violates the rules of 2-on-2 play. The two weaknesses don't balance how broken this card is. Ugh.

Nearly everyone in this forum sucks at faking. And why haven't you posted any fakes of your own? Don't go talking down to me for not posting any if you haven't done so yourself.
 
RE:    C'mon over to make up fake Pokemon cards!

So wait let me just get my pimp ring on. Ah, there we go. OK so did you read the title "PIMP", IT SAYS MAKE FAKES. In case you didn't notice almost every fake card out there that a bunch of kids made up, are BROKEN, that's the fun of it all yo...


So Don't go pms'n all over our stuff when no one even asked you to Wreck the forum. Just let us have our fun... Besides my Flareon * d' would own you, THAT'S RIGHT I SAID OWN "PIMP"...

Oh burn!!!
 
Rayquaza EX d' (Hp:110)

Type: Psy

Poke-body: Sense of Battle
Rayquaza does 10 more Damage for every React energy attached to it. You can't add more then 20 damage in this way.


PC: psycharge: 40-
This attack does 40 damage -10 for each damage counter on Rayquaza EX. If Rayquaza has any react energys attached to it, this attack does 30 damage instead.

PPC: Disemboul: 60
Flip a coin, if heads the defending pokemon is now paralyzed. If tailes, this attack does nothing and Rayquaza is confused.

Weakness:               Resistenece:            Retreat:
    P                         W  Fighting                 CC



There pimp is this better for you???
 
Yes, I read the title. That's why I came in the topic, smart guy.

And making horribly broken cards is not fun. The point of making fakes is to make cards you would like to see real. Would you really like to see a card like this?

Caterpie - 200 HP - G

Poké-Body: Win
At any time between turns, take 6 Prize cards.

Poké-Power: Prize Take
As often as you like during your turn (before your attack), you may take a Prize card.

WK: None / RC: None / RC: None

Of course not, don't be person. Everyone would use it and the game would become boring. Whoever gets it out first wins.

And news flash... Flareon * will beat everyone because it's broken. It's not fair in the slightest.

"Oh burn?" What are you, 10?

And yes, that Rayquaza ex δ is much better and a lot more fair. It's not that great though. Its only good move is a tails-fails move, and you confuse yourself on tails.
 
Yeah,u jerk,the point is to fake for fun,unless WPM as contacts in PUSA none of our cards are actually gonna become real,so let us have our fun insted of ruining it >.< grrr...
 
Armaldo 110HP( W )( S )

( S ) Metal Claw 30

( W )( C )( C ) Water Pulse 50
Flip a coin. If heads the Defending Pokemon is now confused.

Weakness: ( G )
Resistence:N/a
Retreat cost: ( C )( C )( C )
 
Yea, they are fun, to people that aren't smart. What are you guys? 8-year old kids? HEAVILY Broken cards aren't "funny" to see. For people like me and Pimp, they are offenses to all dedicated card makers. See, someone works 10 minutes to create a fair card, but another may take 3 minutes to make a BROKEN card. And another person may take 30 seconds to build a MASSIVELY broken card. That explains it all, huh?

And making "BROKEN" cards doesn't let you to be a "MASTER FAKER", right? Neither you are a Master Faker or a Good Faker if you make broken cards.

And, yeah, I'm really enjoying the fact that I'm ruining your 8-year old fun.
 
hello some of these cards took 15 minutes to make 7 not 'cause we're dumb,but it took a long time refrencing with other set & making up effects or names.

Man u really are a jerk,go criticize somone with your own I.Q,Zero.
 
Rickraptor77 said:
hello some of these cards took 15 minutes to make 7 not 'cause we're dumb,but it took a long time refrencing with other set & making up effects or names.

Man u really are a jerk,go criticize somone with your own I.Q,Zero.

Alright, if you go your way, I'll go my way then.

Great, you took (wasted) entire 15 minutes for those lame things. YOu took a very long time looking for set references. Yea, now look at WHAT they are. Auto-paralyze, overpowered sniping, etc. Go play with your friends, I'm pretty sure they have your stupid IQ, a big and round ZERO. You took a long time to reference a huge piece of CRAP. Who's the jerk or the one that has ZERO IQ?
 
Were not sayin it's funny. Gosh you guys have problems. Were sayin it's fun to be able to think that we could actually use a card like that in a real game and be able to make broken cards to that extent, that's what fake means. Oh and "PIMP" that poke-body win, is realy sapposed to be a power, if your gonna ruin the thread with bad cards do it right!!! :p
 
Really, now, we take pleasure and a bit of our time to make cards.....broken or not.....thanks you guys, for not being a stiff-know-it-all like some people....
 
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