Bacon-dex: Fictionary

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No, the bacon-dex is not just limited to pokemon. It also doubles up as a dictionary!

Now, have you ever tried to describe something but could never find the words? When you think about it, do any words for that particular thing actually exist? It is the job of the fictionary to cover any words, phrases, or other things that don't actually exist as of yet. Thanks to cutting edge beef-processing technology, we can now fill up the bacon-dex: fictionary!

Don't know what the hell I'm on about? Here are some examples:



Fictionary: Eiden-rachet:

The piece you're always left with after completing one of those Air-fix models. Alternatively, the last piece of lego that you spend ages trying to find out where it should go, and end up having to take the whole model apart to put it in the right place.

Fictionary: Murf

The 5 seconds of bliss you experience after waking up. Often followed by half an hour of dread when you realise you've slept in and are late for something.

Fictionary: Blobble

A fat man riding a bicycle.


And so on and so forth. Try to find things without words/names, and not just use totally unlikely events. Well, get to it guys! Half a ton of dead herring is delivered to all whom particpate (well, not really).
 
O.K.
Smauze: Snezzing and laughing at the same time

Pokeputer: Playing Computer and Pokemon at the same time
 
Slamack
when you brake your nose because someone walking in front of you closes the door while you're trying to enter...

Glasmack
Not noticing the glass door and, well, you know the rest...

Kismack
trying to kiss someone, butt not noticing the glass door

FriKismack
Kismack but when the glass is either frozen or when there's ice instead of glass, causing your lips to get stuck

Smackering
Adding words to the Bacon dex fictionairy that are based on the word "smack"

WHAT?! I needed a theme.
 
Fictionary: Ernle

The moment in a lift when someone farts but it's too awkward for anyone to comment.
 
Leg-end
booted by some old folks.

Snip-her
some one who can't get thier eyes away from a girl.

Com-bat
a computer for crobat family.

Blee-ch
a bleeding leech.

Hunt-er
a hunter who doesn't know what to hunt and ends up "errr-ing"
 
En-two-kay-oo:
A sppon that is mightier than a sword.

Songsance:
A dancing song in which no one can stand it.

Superpowerestitic:
Overpowered about power.
 
IPM: hey i like your 1st 1 haha =D

eyes-poke-mast
master of eye poking (hahaha)
 
Fictionary: Alamender

A 40cm ceature which is similar to Seviper but less poisonous.

Fictionare: Spiralifully

To confuse your opponent.
 
pownage
The art of powerfully owning someone down to the core.

pokenosentric
The belief that your pokemon are the only right ones. This usually lasts until you battle someone. Leads to obsesopokecentricisum.

Obsesopokenosentricisum
The belief that your pokemon are to become the only ones anybody should ever use. A person who suffers from it will be unable to train any other kind of pokemon or particapte in any activity for fear of jynxing his luck.

Uber
Overrated, overfamous wind bags that are used in lemming wayus to create mass pownage. Mostly is used to describe Pokemon however some of are current white house works also fall under this catagory.

Bloirganish
Used to describe a joke that has no understandable/funny pun.
 
Griddles:

The miscellaneous parts of the chicken that form the McDonalds chicken nougat.


Omarf:

A term used to describe the difference between two things that are exactly the same.


Ol' Nurdle:

Strange old man that always sits in the bus station talking to himself. Often smells of cigarettes/cats.
 
Warg:
Often repeated by a man with no teeth or a speech problem. When deciphered, it means "Top of the morning to ya, old chap. Care for a cup of tea with hair in it?"
 
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