Attempt to K.O. Uberchu(Ash's Pikachu)

[don()shinobi]

You were too lazy to set off the explosions. Too bad. He escaped.

I send Goku to kick the snot out of Uberchu.

 

[Spirit Of Mew]

Goku misses and kicks himself in the face.

I again posses Uberchu and this time I make him throw himself in a volcano.

 

[Furroshi]

he is immune to lava and throws it all on you with his psychic powers

I lure him into an avalanche

 

[Lenny]

The avalanche doesn't like it when he is thought of as a bully so he hits furroshi man instead.

I throw a pickle at him.

 

[#1weavile]

He eats the pickle!! We're doomed!!

I eat him LOL

 

[Furroshi]

he shocks you and gets out of your digestive system! some of the acid hurt him though
I throw all of Team Aqua at it
98.5 % hp

 

[don()shinobi]

Each one completely swerves out of his path.

I cast Flare on Uberchu.

 

[darkrai1246]

Flare restores uberchu's HP.

I eat a pizza.

 

[Spirit Of Mew]

Uberchu burnt the pizza with a thunderbolt.

I throw uberchu into a black whole

 

[darkrai1246]

It turns out the black hole was really a black AND white hole. Uberchu travels through time and
throws every Pokemon card and game inside a real black hole.

 

[don()shinobi]

Uberchu makes you post an attack.

I chuck pikachu1246 at Uberchu.

 

[Furroshi]

uberchu thunderbolts pikachu1246
still 98.5 hp

I use Pokefan4000's epic pwnage to attack it

 

[darkrai1246]

uberchu thunderbolts Pokefan4000.

I chuck furroshi man at uberchu :d

 

[Furroshi]

i dont feel like attacking it so i jump out of the way

i chuck a random rock at it

 

[darkrai1246]

Uberchu catches it throws it back and it makes you incautious.

I steal uberchu's electricity and swallow him.

 

[Furroshi]

he steals and swallows it back

i lure him out with a piece of cheese and then hit him with a baseball bat while he's captivated by the cheese

 

[Achmetha]

Uberchu is alergic to cheese and sneezes, blowing the bat out of your hands.

I make Michael Jackson climb into bed with Uberchu.

OFF TOPIC:

I throw uberchu into a black whole

I read this as: "I throw uberchu into a black whore"

 

[darkrai1246]

Uberchu throws Michael Jackson into a white hole.

I tell a feraligtr to eat uberchu

 

[MylesProwr]

In this case, Michael Jackson was the victim to Uberchu's ... nevermind...

I get my Lv.100 Meganium to eat it.

 

[darkrai1246]

You never responded to my attempt.