My Little Keldeo

Take me down to the Parallel City
Where the grass is weak and the Bench is shitty
Shaymin gone (my Hoopa and Shaymin gone)
Take me down to the Parallel City
Where the grass is weak and the Bench is shitty
Shaymin gone (my Hoopa and Shaymin gone)

Just a master tryna get my CP
Got a great deck that's tough to beat
I can come back from N, it ain't a terrible feat
I'll top a VS every time
Play it and I'm doing just fine

You wanna win, here's what I say
Ya gotta take Prizes on the Hoopas and Shays
Unless they play that Stadium, but what's its name?
They played it before I could play mine
Now my Shaymin's going to die

Take me down to the Parallel City
Where the grass is weak and the Bench is shitty
My Hoopa and Shaymin gone, yeah yeah
Take me down to the Parallel City
Where the grass is weak and the Bench is shitty
Shaymin gone

Set up turn one with Hoopa and four Shaymin
Emerald Break looking quite amazin
I got the only Stadium he don't wanna see
I drop it on the field with a face of glee
Now his Bench is suddenly three :)

Take me down to the Parallel City
Where the grass is weak and the Bench is shitty
Shaymin gone, yeah yeah
Take me down to the Parallel City
Where the grass is weak and the Bench is shitty
My Hoopa and Shaymin gone

So far today
I've squashed a Ray
He called me lame
His Bench, my entree

Mega Rayquaza's Bench is torn apart
Now he's a sad dragon with a broken heart
He said, "There's no Garbodor, we can simply restart"
Sky Field, no longer confined "Pull Up time?"
I've seen this deck a million times

Take me down to the Parallel City
Where the grass is weak and the Bench is shitty
Shaymin gone, yeah yeah
Take me down to the Parallel City
Where the grass is weak and the Bench is shitty
My Hoopa and Shaymin gone

Take me down to the Parallel City
Where the grass is weak and the Bench is shitty
Shaymin gone, yeah yeah
Take me down to the Parallel City
Where the grass is weak and the Bench is shitty
My Hoopa and Shaymin gone

I'm in the zone, my City home
My Hoopa and Shaymin gone
Oh pretty please point blue towards me
My Hoopa and Shaymin gone

Take me down to the Parallel City
Where the grass is weak and the Bench is shitty
Shaymin gone
Take me down to the Parallel City
Where the grass is weak and the Bench is shitty
My Hoopa and Shaymin gone
Drop it down, win the round
My Hoopa and Shaymin gone

Red side would be really bad to see
My Hoopa and Shaymin gone
I wanna see blue side pointed to me
Oh, my Shaymin gone

Take me down to the Parallel City
Where the grass is weak and the Bench is shitty
My Hoopa and Shaymin gone
They gotta go, more than you know
My Hoopa and Shaymin gone
Birthday
Nov 23, 1988 (Age: 35)
Location
Wherever there's Twizzlers
Interests
Pokemon (Duh!), History, Science, Anime/ Manga, Nintendo, Final Fantasy
TCG/VG Accomplishments
Pokemon Professor
Top 100 finish at US Nationals 2014
Top 8 Philly Cities 2014
1st Place Cedar Grove Cities 2015
Top 4 Stroudsburg Cities 2015
Gender
Male
Pokemon Involvement
  1. TCG Player
  2. Competitive TCG Player
  3. Competitive VG Player
  4. Episode Watcher
  5. Movie Watcher
  6. Manga Reader
  7. Collector
  8. TCG Play! Pokémon Player
  9. League Player
Generation Started
1

Signature

~ Moderator of the Deck Garage and TCG Player Help and Advice forums ~

Current Decks

Standard: Volcanion
Expanded: Dark, VeeGee

Trophies

  1. 0

    Article Program Subscriber

    A dedicated TCG player who has subscribed to PokéBeach’s article program.
  2. 0

    Cheery Helper

    Always kind, calm, and especially helpful to other members.
  3. 0

    TCG Staff

    Moderates the general TCG discussions on the forums.
  4. 0

    300+ Likes

    This member’s posts have received at least 300 likes.
  5. 0

    TCG Play! Pokémon Player

    A P!P TCG player who actively battles in tournaments this season.
  6. 0

    Collector

    This member actively collects Pokémon merchandise or cards.
  7. 0

    Manga Reader

    This member actively reads Pokémon manga.
  8. 0

    Chat Regular

    A member that can frequently be found in PokéBeach’s IRC chat room chattin’ away.
  9. 0

    Movie Watcher

    This member loves the Pokémon films and has seen all of them multiple times.
  10. 0

    Episode Watcher

    This member watches the Pokémon anime on a regular basis or has seen most seasons. He or she has extensive knowledge of the show.
  11. 0

    Competitive VG Player

    This member competitively plays the Pokémon VG on a regular basis.
  12. 0

    Competitive TCG Player

    This member competitively plays the Pokémon TCG on a regular basis.
  13. 0

    TCG Player

    This member plays the TCG on a regular basis.
  14. 0

    100+ Likes

    This member’s posts have received at least 100 likes.
  15. 0

    Intelligent Poster

    Uses logic, reasoning, and intelligence in all of their posts.
  16. 0

    Rulings Staff

    TCG Rulings Staff for PokeBeach.
Top