iisnumber12

When I was 1, I was carried away by RogueChomps. They brought me to a cave. I called it home. One of them smacked me and said it is not home, it is a cave. Then I ate him. When I was 2, I met PBS. I soon learned how much of a horrible person he was. I thought long and hard about what to do. While thinking one day, I ate him. Problem solved. When I was 3, I met EmmetCHH22. I couldn't stand him. He was always talking about Sava. I ate him. Then PBS ate him. Then RogueChomp ate PBS. When I was 4, I met justintam0731. I saw how quickly he could devour pizza, so it was a race to eat eachother. One day, I was at his house. We were watching TV when...suddenly...I ate him. When I was 5, I met Cybertron. He won Nats too many times, so I was forced to eat him. When I was 6, Glace. I found out his brother was Mootoo, so I ate him. When I was 7, I met Epic Tepig. He was 30 hours away so I took a plane (It's faster) and ate him. When I was 8, I met ClownShateu2. His avatar danced so much I ate him. When I was 9, I met Derp. He ripped Sean's Nosepass, so I ate him. When I was 10, I met Blah. He taught me how to EV train. I soon realized I had to eat him. Soooooooooooo worth 5 EVs. When I was 11, I met Celebi23. He was a smod. Now he's not so I ate him. When I was 12, I met Blaztoyz. He played Reshi in the Grinder, so I ate him. When I was 13, I met JustinBeiber. I wanted no part of him, so I decided to eat him. I rethought the situation, so I made Blaztoyz eat him who was eaten by Celebi23 who was eaten by Blah who was eaten by Derp who was eaten by ClownShateu2 who was eaten by EpicTepig who was eaten by Glace who was eaten by Cybertron who was eaten by justintam0731 who was eaten by EmmetCHH22 who was eaten by PBS who was eaten by RogueChomp who was eaten by me. If you read this entire Bio, you have waisted much of your time. I really hope I never meet you.