What can possibly go wrong

[Zyflair]

Fail at doing anything but failing itself.

I take a stroll.

 

[One Approved]

I jump you and assasssinate you!!

I eat chickens

 

[AAred]

the chickens eat you from the inside out

i play a game and win

 

[One Approved]

I lose, and Kill you, making me the winner!!

I break my watch... (which I actually did)

 

[Bawksie]

You freeze time for all eternity. Hope you feel good about yourself there.

While you're out fixing time in space, I'm here playing pogeymon.

 

[Gman]

it magically fixes its self

i eat the np

 

[One Approved]

I make you barf him up!! nice visual, huh??

I light a candle

 

[RiseDarkraiRise]

It burns your Charizard*

I buy a hamburger

 

[Electro-sama]

I eat it.

I end the world.

 

[RiseDarkraiRise]

I help

I buy a box of donuts and coffee

 

[Snorchu]

You get a box of donuts and coffee, but you don't get its contents.

I get the contents of the box of donuts and coffee.