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The PokéBeach Creation Story
In the beginning of time there was chaos and darkness. Then, for no reason at all, there was Water Pokémon Master. WPM was the supreme God of all the stuff.
On the first day, WPM created the computer. The computer could be portable or non-portable. WPM called these "Laptop" and "Other thing that's not a laptop". The computers were different, and came in different varieties. One was called "Windows". The other was called "The dumb thing that looks cooler than Windows but doesn't like to run any of the cool programs on Windows for some dumb reason". WPM saw this, and saw it wasn't exactly good, but he didn't really care because he uses "Windows". And then he got too tired and had to get off the computer. And so ended the first day.
On the second day, WPM created the light. The light flowed from the computers and showed various images. On the same day, WPM created The Forum Rules, which restricted what the light could show, so it could show no offensive or disturbing images. The rules also introduced banning, which punished those who broke the rules. And so was banned the darkness, so the light could be on all day and night, allowing the computer's images to be seen at every time. And WPM saw the banned darkness, and laughed in it's face and said mean things to it, and then he realized the mean things were mean, so he banned those things that were mean. And he became so tired of laughing at the darkness, with the few mean things he could call it being "poopy head" and "smelly poopy head", that he decided to take a nap.
On the third day, WPM created the "Internet". The internet was a supreme creation that contained many mean things, which was kind of annoying to WPM, because then he had to write more rules. And so he created the Beach, and with the Beach, the great Forums. The Forums were a place of peace and prosperity, a
The PokéBeach Creation Story
In the beginning of time there was chaos and darkness. Then, for no reason at all, there was Water Pokémon Master. WPM was the supreme God of all the stuff.
On the first day, WPM created the computer. The computer could be portable or non-portable. WPM called these "Laptop" and "Other thing that's not a laptop". The computers were different, and came in different varieties. One was called "Windows". The other was called "The dumb thing that looks cooler than Windows but doesn't like to run any of the cool programs on Windows for some dumb reason". WPM saw this, and saw it wasn't exactly good, but he didn't really care because he uses "Windows". And then he got too tired and had to get off the computer. And so ended the first day.
On the second day, WPM created the light. The light flowed from the computers and showed various images. On the same day, WPM created The Forum Rules, which restricted what the light could show, so it could show no offensive or disturbing images. The rules also introduced banning, which punished those who broke the rules. And so was banned the darkness, so the light could be on all day and night, allowing the computer's images to be seen at every time. And WPM saw the banned darkness, and laughed in it's face and said mean things to it, and then he realized the mean things were mean, so he banned those things that were mean. And he became so tired of laughing at the darkness, with the few mean things he could call it being "poopy head" and "smelly poopy head", that he decided to take a nap.
On the third day, WPM created the "Internet". The internet was a supreme creation that contained many mean things, which was kind of annoying to WPM, because then he had to write more rules. And so he created the Beach, and with the Beach, the great Forums. The Forums were a place of peace and prosperity, a