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qrorohill · Apr 11, 2017

Grass/Rock Larvitar

Around 10 years ago, there was a cave known for the battles between Larvitar and Geodude that happened at the entrance. The Pokémon who lost has to leave the cave to prevent the cave from being full with Pokémon. Larvitar often lost these fights. There was one female Larvitar that didn't accept the fact that he lost. She wanted revenge. So she decided to live in the forest, where she slowly turned into a Grass/Rock type. She wanted to come back into the cave, but it was guarded by Geodude. So she waited until it was the right time. 4 months later, she attacked the Geodude that were guarding the cave. She won the fight and was allowed back into the cave. She went to one of the deepest parts of the cave and fell asleep. She was ready to evolve..

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Larvitar / HP: 70 / Grass
~ Basic

[Ability] Revenge
If 1 of your Pokémon was Knocked Out during your opponent's last turn, you may search your deck for a Pokémon that evolves from this Pokémon and put it onto this Pokémon. Shuffle your deck afterward.

[G][G][C] Leaf Snipe
Put 5 damage counters on your opponent's Pokémon in any way you like.

Weakness: [R] x2
Resistance:
Retreat Cost: [C][C]

Water Furret

A group of Furret and Sentret lived near the sea. They loved to swim, but they couldn't find anything to eat in the water. Until one of the Furret found out that when you go further into the sea that there were lots of Remoraid to eat. They couldn't hunt as fast in the water as on land though. But they loved eating Remoraid a lot more than Rattata. After a while they fully adapted to the water. Now they were faster at hunting in the sea than there were on land. They even started building nests on rocks in the sea, so that they could feed their young more easily.

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Furret / HP: 90 / Water
~ Stage 1 | Evolves from Sentret

[Ability] Quick Search
Once during your turn (before you attack), if this Pokémon is the Active Pokémon, you may flip a coin. If heads, switch 1 of your opponent's Benched Basic Pokémon with 1 his or her Active Pokémon.

[W] Hydro Constrict [30]
The Defending Pokémon can't Retreat during your opponent's next turn.

Weakness: [G] x2
Resistance:
Retreat Cost:

qrorohill · Apr 12, 2017

Some more random cards!~

Vaporeon / HP: 110 / Water
~ Stage 1 | Evolves from Eevee

[Ability] Invisible Dive
Once during your turn (before you attack), you may flip a coin. If heads, this Pokémon has no Retreat Cost until the end of your opponent's next turn.

[W][C][C] Surprise Drain [70]
Heal 20 damage from this Pokémon, If this Pokémon was on your Bench and became your Active Pokémon during this turn, you may heal 50 more damage from this Pokémon.

Weakness: [G] x2
Resistance:
Retreat Cost: [C][C]

Rhydon / HP: 110 / Fighting
~ Stage 1 | Evolves from Rhyhorn

[Ability] Lightning Rod
Once during your turn (before you attack), you may attach a [L] Energy from your hand to this Pokémon. If you do, heal 30 damage from this Pokémon.

[F][F][C] Magnitude [60+]
You may discard as many Energy cards attached to your Pokémon as you like. This attack does 40 more damage for each Energy card discarded in this way.

Weakness: [G] x2
Resistance:
Retreat Cost: [C][C][C]

qrorohill · Apr 13, 2017

Now you don't have to go to the previous page to see this. Also, I'm going to update this tomorrow, and hopefully it'll be an update of 4 Pokémon!

Chikorita

Dragon/Electric Bayleef
This Pokémon is created by scientists. They unleashed mysterious energy from a legend from Unova on this Pokémon and it transformed instantly. They tried this on many Pokémon, but only this line transformed. No one knows why, but some scientists are working hard to get an answer on that.
The biggest difference in design between this Bayleef and a regular Bayleef is that the leaves around its neck have changed into spikes charged with electricity. Also, the leaf on its head has changed into a sharp blade.

Stats:
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60 | HP
---
90 | Attack
---
85 | Defense
---
65 | Special Attack
---
60 | Special Defense
---
45 | Speed
---
Total: 405

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Bayleef // HP: 90 / Dragon

~ Stage 1 | Evolves from Chikorita

[Ability] Rough Skin
If this Pokémon is your Active Pokémon and is damaged by an opponent's attack (even if this Pokémon is Knocked Out), you may put 2 damage counters on the attacking Pokémon.

[R][L] Dragon Cut [20]
Discard the top 2 cards of your opponent's deck.

Weakness: [Y] x2
Resistance:
Retreat Cost: [C]

Meganium
Cyndaquil
Quilava
Typhlosion
Totodile
Croconaw
Feraligatr
Sentret

Water Furret

A group of Furret and Sentret lived near the sea. They loved to swim, but they couldn't find anything to eat in the water. Until one of the Furret found out that when you go further into the sea that there were lots of Remoraid to eat. They couldn't hunt as fast in the water as on land though. But they loved eating Remoraid a lot more than Rattata. After a while they fully adapted to the water. Now they were faster at hunting in the sea than there were on land. They even started building nests on rocks in the sea, so that they could feed their young more easily.

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Furret / HP: 90 / Water
~ Stage 1 | Evolves from Sentret

[Ability] Quick Search
Once during your turn (before you attack), if this Pokémon is the Active Pokémon, you may flip a coin. If heads, switch 1 of your opponent's Benched Basic Pokémon with 1 his or her Active Pokémon.

[W] Hydro Constrict [30]
The Defending Pokémon can't Retreat during your opponent's next turn.

Weakness: [G] x2
Resistance:
Retreat Cost:

Hoothoot
Noctowl

Bug/Steel Ledyba
A Leavanny found some metal and created shields for this Pokémon. So they could defend themselves against many other types. After some time, the shields became a part of the Pokémon. Slowly their horns turned into steel too.
The biggest difference in design between this Ledyba and a regular Ledyba is of course, its shield. And their iron horns are also very noticeable.

Stats:
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45 | HP
---
40 | Attack
---
90 | Defense
---
30 | Special Attack
---
45 | Special Defense
---
35 | Speed
---
Total: 275

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Ledyba / HP: 50 / Metal
~ Basic

[Ability] Metal Body
This Pokémon can't be affected by Special Conditions.

[M][M] Armor Punch [20]
During your opponent's next turn, any damage done to this Pokémon is reduced by 20. (after applying Weakness and Resistance.)

Weakness: [R] x2
Resistance: [P] -20
Retreat Cost: [C]

Bug/Steel Ledian
This is the evolved form of the Bug/Steel Ledyba. It cares a lot about other Pokémon and doesn't mind fighting bigger opponent's when needed to.
The biggest difference in design between this Ledian and a regular Ledian is its very obvious sturdy metal shield.

Stats:
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70 | HP
---
80 | Attack
---
130 | Defense
---
35 | Special Attack
---
50 | Special Defense
---
35 | Speed
---
Total: 400

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Ledian // HP: 90 / Metal
~ Stage 1 | Evolves from Ledyba

[Ability] Sturdy Shield
Any damage done to this Pokémon is reduced by 20 (after applying Weakness and Resistance).

[M][M][C] Iron Crash [90]
Flip a coin. If tails, discard a [M] Energy attached to this Pokémon.

Weakness: [R] x2
Resistance: [P] -20
Retreat Cost: [C][C]

Spinarak
Ariados
Crobat
Chinchou
Lanturn
Pichu
Cleffa
Igglybuff
Togepi
Togetic

Fire/Flying Natu

1 year and 3 Months ago was the time that bug Pokémon took over the forests where Natu live. Because there were so many bug types, Natu couldn't focus on looking into the future. Some Natu started to attack the bug types, but since they're also Psychic types, they didn't get far. Many Natu tried to find a new place to live. A group of Natu and their leader Xatu decided to go on a journey to change their psychic type so that they could stop the bug types from taking over the forest. 3 months later, they learned how to breathe fire. So the Natu came back to the forest and started burning as many bug Pokémon as they could.

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Natu / HP: 50 / Fire
~ Basic

[-] Incinerate
Discard a Pokémon Tool card attached to 1 of your opponent's Pokémon.

[R][R] Fire Roll [20]
This attack does 20 damage to 1 of your opponent's Benched Pokémon. (don't apply Weakness and Resistance for Benched Pokémon.)

Weakness: [W] x2
Resistance:
Retreat Cost: [C]

Xatu
Mareep
Flaaffy
Ampharos
Bellossom
Marill
Azumarill
Sudowoodo
Politoed

Dark/Flying Hoppip

A large group of Hoppip were fleeing from some Murkrow when they found a giant cave. Around half of the Hoppip went into the cave to prevent the dark/flying type Pokémon from hurting them. Most of them went pretty far into the cave. Some of them even went so far that they were completely covered in darkness.
Luckily these Hoppip adapted quickly. They lost their grass/flying typing and adapted into dark/flying types. After a while they found their way out of the cave. However, they were used to being in the dark. The light outside of the cave was hurting them. Instead of getting used to the light, they only became afraid. So these rare creatures only come out of their cave at night.

However, an old man and a young girl both have said to see one of these creatures during the day. They did not have proof though, so only some believed them. Interestingly enough, both died exactly one week later.. n~~ow wasn't that an awful story.~~

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Hoppip / HP: 40 / Darkness
~ Basic

[Ability] Evil Drifting
If this Pokémon is your Active Pokémon and moves to the Bench for whatever reason, you may leave your opponent's Active Pokémon Confused.

[D] Sunrise Turn [10]
Switch this Pokémon with 1 of your Benched Pokémon.

Weakness: [F] x2
Resistance:
Retreat Cost: [C]

Skiploom

Dark/Flying Jumpluff

Old Man to grandson:
Ah, Jumpluff, the last evolution of the Hoppip line. I've told the story about the Dark/Flying Hoppip to you yesterday, right? Yeah, so I don't have anything to tell about this Pokémon, sorry... Oh wait, there's still one thing I can tell you about it. It happened only 3 weeks ago. There was this girl who was recording live in a forest during dusk. She wanted to show some nocturnal Pokémon coming out to play. After around 40 minutes of filming she saw something strange. In the background something swooped by at incredible speeds. 3 seconds later a tree fell down on the camera and on the girl. She past away.. 8 days later they found out that this Jumpluff variant swooped by. I myself think that Jumpluff was the reason the tree fell down. But no one knows for sure..

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Jumpluff /// HP: 120 / Dark
~ Stage 2 | Evolves from Skiploom

[Ability] Misfortune Wind
Once during your turn (before you attack), you may flip a coin. If heads, discard a card from your opponent's hand without looking.

[D] Quick Strike
Put 5 damage counters on 1 of your opponent's Pokémon.

Weakness: [F] x2
Resistance:
Retreat Cost:

Aipom
Sunkern
Sunflora
Yanma
Wooper
Quagsire
Espeon
Umbreon
Murkrow
Slowking
Misdreavus

Rock Unown
This Unown is even more ancient than the Unown we know now. A few of them have been found, but only one of them can move its eye. It's also the only one that emits an aura. So we think it's the only one that is alive. What it can do is unknown.
The biggest difference in design between this Unown and a regular Unown is that this Unown is way more sturdy than a regular Unown.

Stats:
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85 | HP
---
30 | Attack
---
95 | Defense
---
30 | Special Attack
---
95 | Special Defense
---
5 |Speed
---
Total: 340

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Unown / HP: 70 / Fighting
~ Basic

[Ability] Sturdy Wall
Prevent all effects of attacks, including damage, done to this Pokémon by your opponent's Pokémon with any Special Energy attached to it.

[C] Aura Cover [10]
Flip a coin. If heads, prevent all effects of attacks, including damage, done to this Pokémon by Pokémon with any Basic Energy attached to it.

Weakness: [W] x2
Resistance: [L] -20
Retreat Cost: [C][C]

Wobbuffet
Girafarig
Pineco
Forretress

Poison Dunsparce

A group of Dunsparce got out of their cave to find a new cave to live in. Sadly two of the Dunsparce got lost. Good thing they were found by a caring Beedrill family. Not many of those exist in Johto. The Beedrill family taught the two Dunsparce how to use their tail to sting prey. This is how they got their Poison typing. After some time the Dunsparce left the Beedrill family and continued to find a new cave to live in. So far, only four of this Pokémon have been found in Johto. 2 months ago a fifth one was found, but it wasn't in Johto. It was in Unova. How it came there is still a mystery.

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Dunsparce / HP: 70 / Psychic
~ Basic

[-] Coil
Search your deck for a Basic Energy and attach it to this Pokémon.

[P] Poison Sting [30]
You may flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokémon is now Poisoned. If tails, this attack does nothing.

Weakness: [P] x2
Resistance:
Retreat Cost: [C][C]

Gligar
Steelix
Snubbull
Granbull

Flying/Poison Qwilfish
This Qwilfish was exposed to a huge amount of special helium. Resulting in this Pokémon flying up in the air. Interestingly enough, this Pokémon is always floating around at 6 feet, even when it faints.
The biggest difference in design between this Qwilfish and a regular Qwilfish is that this Qwilfish is bigger and also has a thicker skin.

Stats:
---
75 | HP
---
50 | Attack
---
110 | Defense
---
100 | Special Attack
---
60 | Special Defense
---
45 |Speed
---
Total: 440

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Qwilfish / HP: 90 / Colorless
~ Basic

[Ability] Bounce Back
Whenever this Pokémon is damaged by an opponent's attack, you may move an Energy attached to the attacking Pokémon to 1 of your opponent's Benched Pokémon.

[C][C] Aero Pump [10+]
This attack does 20 more damage for each Basic Energy attached to this Pokémon.

Weakness: [L] x2
Resistance: [F] -20
Retreat Cost: [C][C]

Scizor
Shuckle
Heracross
Sneasel
Teddiursa
Ursaring

Fire/Ghost Slugma
A form of Slugma that was discovered inside an extinct volcano. Or at least, many thought the volcano was extinct. However, the volcano is proving otherwise since the Slugma were spotted.
The biggest difference in design between this Slugma and a regular Slugma is that this Slugma's lava is way less hot/bright and overal this Pokémon is smaller.

Stats:
---
35 | HP
---
25 | Attack
---
30 | Defense
---
50 | Special Attack
---
30 | Special Defense
---
80 |Speed
---
Total: 250

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Slugma / HP: 50 / Psychic
~ Basic

[Ability] Reactivated
Once during your turn (before you attack), you may shuffle a Basic Energy from your discard pile back into your deck.

[P] Shadow Burn
Put 2 damage counters on 1 of your opponent's Pokémon.

Weakness: [D] x2
Resistance:
Retreat Cost: [C][C]

Magcargo
Swinub
Piloswine

Electric/Rock Corsola

2 scientists once transfered 11 Corsola from the sea to the lake of rage. They wanted to see if Gyarados and Corsola could live together in peace. This experiment did not go well at all. 7 of the Corsola were already eaten after the first day. The other Corsola tried to hide behind big rocks at the edge of the lake. They were safe there. The scientists knew the answer to their question and left the lake of rage after they placed a camera on every Gyarados for some other experiment. One day, the scientists saw something strange, a thunderbolt. But there weren't any clouds. There even were fences built around the lake to prevent electric type Pokémon to come in. So what could it have been? The scientists hurried to the lake of rage and found something incredible. Corsola that learned to shoot lightning to counter the Gyarados. It has been 6 months and still no one knows how the Corsola learned to use electricity.. ~~I can't write~~

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Corsola / HP: 80 / Lightning
~ Basic

[Ability] Counter Shock
If this Pokémon is your Active Pokémon and is damaged by an opponent's attack (even if this Pokémon is Knocked Out), you may put 2 damage counters on the attacking Pokémon.

[L][C][C] Lightning Horn [40+]
If the Defending Pokémon has no Pokémon Tool cards attached to it, you may flip a coin. If heads, this attack does 40 more damage. If tails, the Defending Pokémon is now Paralyzed.

Weakness: [F] x2
Resistance: [M] -20
Retreat Cost: [C][C][C]

Remoraid
Octillery

Ghost/Ice Delibird

Delibird are always out there trying to cheer Pokémon and people up with gifts, but once one of their gifts don't get accepted it becomes sad. It return to the snowy mountains where it lives and sleeps there for a full month. Nothing can wake it up once they fall asleep. Sometimes, it might faint while sleeping. It then becomes a ghost. Once the ghost/ice delibird wakes up it tries to seek the Pokémon/Human who turned its gift down. Once it finds that Pokémon/human it puts them into its bag (no matter how big the Pokémon/humans are). It takes them to the snowy mountains and creates an avalanche.. If it succeeded it gets brainwashed. It then returns to being an ice/flying type and to make everyone happy.

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Delibird / HP: 80 / Psychic
~ Basic

[Ability] Haunted Bag
Once during your turn (before you attack), you may flip a coin. If heads, put a Pokémon Tool card from your discard pile into your hand. If you do, discard the top card of your deck.

[P][P][C] Twisted Avalanche [10+]
This attack does 30 more damage for each Supporter in your discard pile.

Weakness: [D] x2
Resistance:
Retreat Cost: [C][C]

Mantine
Skarmory
Houndour
Houndoom

Psychic/Fairy Kingdra
There isn't much known about this almost mythical Pokémon. But it lives very deep in the sea and it has a psychic barrier around it at all times. Everything that's between this Pokémon and its Psychic barrier disappears. Many people have tried to catch it, but none succeeded. Some even disappeared because they came too close.
The biggest difference in design between this Kingdra and a regular Kingdra is that this Kingdra holds a mysterious glowing orb with his tail. Some believe that the orb holds incredible power.

Stats:
---
75 | HP
---
50 | Attack
---
70 | Defense
---
170 | Special Attack
---
170 | Special Defense
---
55 | Speed
---
Total: 600

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Kingdra /// HP: 150 / Psychic

~ Stage 2 | Evolves from Seadra

[Ability] Psychic Barrier
Any damage done to this Pokémon by Pokémon with any Special Energy attached to it is reduced by 60.

[P][C] Psycho Laser
Choose 1 of your opponent's Pokémon with any Special Energy cards attached to it. This attack does 60 damage to that Pokémon. You may discard as many Special Energy attached to that Pokémon as you like.

Weakness: [P] x2
Resistance:
Retreat Cost: [C][C][C]

Phanpy
Donphan
Porygon2
Stantler
Smeargle
Tyroque
Hitmontop
Smoochum
Elekid

Ground Magby
This Pokémon was first found by a man who was driving through the desert. At first he thought it was a shiny that lost its family, but later he and his brother found out that it was a different form. They decided to go back to the desert to see if they could find its family. Its family was recently found in a small cave.
The biggest difference in design between this Magby and a regular Magby is that their claws have become bigger so they could dig better.

Stats:
---
45 | HP
---
80 | Attack
---
75 | Defense
---
45 | Special Attack
---
50 | Special Defense
---
70 | Speed
---
Total: 365

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Magby / HP: 40 / Fighting
~ Basic

[Ability] Mini Sandstorm
If this Pokémon is your Active Pokémon, and your opponent's Active Pokémon tries to attack, you may flip a coin. If tails, that attack does nothing.

[F] Mud Crash [20]
This Pokémon is now Asleep.

Weakness: [W] x2
Resistance: [L] -20
Retreat Cost:

Miltank
Blissey
Raikou
Entei
Suicune

Grass/Rock Larvitar

Around 10 years ago, there was a cave known for the battles between Larvitar and Geodude that happened at the entrance. The Pokémon who lost has to leave the cave to prevent the cave from being full with Pokémon. Larvitar often lost these fights. There was one female Larvitar that didn't accept the fact that he lost. She wanted revenge. So she decided to live in the forest, where she slowly turned into a Grass/Rock type. She wanted to come back into the cave, but it was guarded by Geodude. So she waited until it was the right time. 4 months later, she attacked the Geodude that were guarding the cave. She won the fight and was allowed back into the cave. She went to one of the deepest parts of the cave and fell asleep. She was ready to evolve..

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Larvitar / HP: 70 / Grass
~ Basic

[Ability] Revenge
If 1 of your Pokémon was Knocked Out during your opponent's last turn, you may search your deck for a Pokémon that evolves from this Pokémon and put it onto this Pokémon. Shuffle your deck afterward.

[G][G][C] Leaf Snipe
Put 5 damage counters on your opponent's Pokémon in any way you like.

Weakness: [R] x2
Resistance:
Retreat Cost: [C][C]

Pupitar
Tyranitar
Lugia
Ho-oh
Celebi

Pokémon GX

Kingdra GX // HP: 240 / Fairy

~ Pokémon GX | Evolves from Seadra

[Y] Mystic Wave
Put 2 damage counters on each of your opponent's Basic Pokémon.

[C][C] Magic Vortex [20x]
Flip a coin for each Energy in play. This attack does 20 damage times the number of heads.

-- GX ----------------
[Y] Dazzling Orb
Prevent all effects of attacks, including damage, done to your Pokémon during your opponent's next turn.
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Weakness: [M] x2
Resistance: [D] -20
Retreat Cost: [C][C]

???

For now you'll just get 2 random Pokémon-GX~

Clawitzer GX / HP: 210 / Water
~ Pokémon GX | Evolves from Clauncher

[C] Aqua Jet [30]
Draw a card.

[W][C] Returning Whirlpool [60x]
Flip a coin until you get tails. This attack does 60 damage times the number of heads. The Defending Pokémon can't Retreat during your opponent's next turn.

-- GX --------------------------------------
[W][W][C] Dragon Hammer [110]
Discard the top 4 cards of your opponent's deck.
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Weakness: [G] x2
Resistance:
Retreat Cost: [C][C]

Scolipede GX / HP: 250 / Psychic
~ Pokémon GX | Evolves from Whirlipede

[Ability] Poison Point
Whenever 1 of your Pokémon is damaged by an attack, you may leave the attacking Pokémon Poisoned.

[C][C][C] Steamroller [70]
This attack does 70 damage to 1 of your opponent's Benched Pokémon.

-- GX ------------------
[P] Venom Drench
If your opponent's Active Pokémon is Poisoned, you may shuffle your discard pile into your deck.
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Weakness: [P] x2
Resistance:
Retreat Cost: [C][C]

qrorohill · Apr 14, 2017

New Update! With a new design, do you guys like this more than what I did with my last cards for this set?

Dragon/Electric Bayleef
This Pokémon is created by scientists. They unleashed mysterious energy from a legend from Unova on this Pokémon and it transformed instantly. They tried this on many Pokémon, but only this line transformed. No one knows why, but some scientists are working hard to get an answer on that.
The biggest difference in design between this Bayleef and a regular Bayleef is that the leaves around its neck have changed into spikes charged with electricity. Also, the leaf on its head has changed into a sharp blade.

Stats:
---
60 | HP
---
90 | Attack
---
85 | Defense
---
65 | Special Attack
---
60 | Special Defense
---
45 | Speed
---
Total: 405

~~--------------------------~~
Bayleef // HP: 90 / Dragon

~ Stage 1 | Evolves from Chikorita

[Ability] Rough Skin
If this Pokémon is your Active Pokémon and is damaged by an opponent's attack (even if this Pokémon is Knocked Out), you may put 2 damage counters on the attacking Pokémon.

[L][R] Dragon Cut [20]
Discard the top 2 cards of your opponent's deck.

Weakness: [Y] x2
Resistance:
Retreat Cost: [C]