Hello again! throwing around some nonmeta deck ideas to throw off a lot of people in my upcoming event. Very unusual and very funny deck idea so here me out 
Pokemon: 16
This deck is just a really big middle finger stall. Our only attacker is Ferrothorn. His main attack is a Metal and a DCE to do 10x the number of retreat cost on all opponents Pokemon. This is greatly increased with Team aqua cards. Team aquas secret base increases all non team aquas retreat by 2 then Muk increases it by 1. The stadium and 2 Muks increases it by 4 plus whatever they have. Slowking is to cause shenanigans by repeatedly moving energy off the active to Pokemon the energy is useless to or even pokemon that cant hold a certain special energy so its automatically discarded. If Slowking misses we have hammers to as a secondary wall.
Pokemon: 16
- 3 Ferrothorn BREAKpoint 80
- 3 Ferroseed BREAKpoint 79
- 3 Team Aqua's Muk Double Crisis 8
- 3 Team Aqua's Grimer Double Crisis 7
- 2 Slowpoke BREAKpoint 19
- 2 Slowking BREAKpoint 21
- 3 Crushing Hammer
- 2 Enhanced Hammer
- 2 Professor Sycamore
- 1 Lysandre
- 2 Float Stone
- 3 Team Aqua's Secret Base
- 3 Shauna
- 2 Super Rod
- 3 Switch
- 1 Escape Rope
- 3 Ultra Ball
- 3 Heavy Ball
- 3 Trainers' Mail
- 2 Acro Bike
- 1 Startling Megaphone
- 1 Bridgette
- 5 Metal Energy
- 4 Double Colorless Energy
This deck is just a really big middle finger stall. Our only attacker is Ferrothorn. His main attack is a Metal and a DCE to do 10x the number of retreat cost on all opponents Pokemon. This is greatly increased with Team aqua cards. Team aquas secret base increases all non team aquas retreat by 2 then Muk increases it by 1. The stadium and 2 Muks increases it by 4 plus whatever they have. Slowking is to cause shenanigans by repeatedly moving energy off the active to Pokemon the energy is useless to or even pokemon that cant hold a certain special energy so its automatically discarded. If Slowking misses we have hammers to as a secondary wall.
