EX: Barrel scraper

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I thought it would be a good idea (ok, an amusing idea) to make an entire set made out of totally strange and funny pokemon. You don't have to use existing pokemon either, in fact it's probably better if you invent new ones (as long as they're dumb/funny/weird/scraping-the-barrel). As new cards are made, I'll list 'em down on this first page here.

Although I want them to be dumb, I don't want stuff like "0.0001 Hp" or "draw a billion cards", so try to be original with your creations =3 Plus, it'd be really cool if you added flavour text as well. For example:


Cradnappy   50Hp  (grass)

Vertigo pokemon

pokebody: Dizzy heights

Once during your turn (before your attack) you may put move card from your hand to the bottom of your deck. If you do, put one damage counter on Cradnappy.

(C)(W) Trip   20

Flip six coins. If all of them are heads, you probably wish you had FrLg Exeggutor out right about now.

Flavour text:

"It has an insane fear of heights, so presses itself into the ground as hard as it can. Every time it slightly raises its body to walk, it screams in fear, attracting predators. Has the life expectancy of two hours."

Weakness: fire +20

Resistance: nothing

Retreat cost: 1



Mine is sort of lame, so maybe you can do better. Get cracking! ^-^;
 
bacon-boy said:
(C)(W) Trip 20

Flip six coins. If all of them are heads, you probably wish you had FrLg Exeggutor out right about now.
Click to expand...

XD
 
corkal ex

fire type

hp: 60

poke power: attack power
all attacks done to corkal ex get a + 100000000 damage(before weakness and resistnace)

(C) pysicic 10
(C) razor leaf 10
(C) thuder shock 10
(C) bite 10
(C)iron tail 10
(C) arm thrust
(C) water gun

weakness: every type resistance: 0 retreat cost:10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
 
Shogu
Type: Sticky
HP: 30

Pokepower: Lame Joke
Once during your turn, if you have a Chickpeck on your Bench, and Road is in play, Shogu becomes your opponent's Active Pokemon. Chickpeck becomes your Active Pokemon

C Sticky
Look at your opponent's footwear. If there is any Gum stuck on them, this attack does 50 damage.

Weakness: Teeth
Resistance: Slingshots
Retreat Cost: 58
FT: This Pokemon dwells on shoes and under chairs after being eaten.

Chickpeck
HP: 30
Type: Half a Missingono.(in other words, bird.)

CC Slaughter
Chickpeck is Knocked out. Both players draw a Prize Card

Weakness: Static
Resistance: Eggs
Retreat cost:

Road
Stadium

If this card isn't discarded in three turns, next time you cross a road, you will get hit.
 
Aranus ex 30 HP(C)
Poke-Power:Colourful
Once during your turn, before your attack, you may change into a girly and colourful outfit. If you do, Aranus ex is all colours (types).
(C)(C)(C) Judgement pebble
If Arannus ex is colourful and you are wearing a girly and colourful outfit, say: "I love barbie " and run around the street screaming:" I love barbie" at anyone you see. If you do so, Aranus ex is now knocked out. You get to draw all of your prize cards.
Weak: Being dull Resistance: none RC: (C)
 
lol I love Shogu and Chickpeck :)

Evolution of Cradnappy...

Cradantler 70Hp (grass)

pokepower: Burrow

Once during your turn (before your attack) you may look at the bottom card of your opponents deck. Your opponent adds that card into his or her hand. If it was something really good, cringe. If it was something bad, you shouldn't of used this power anyway. Either way, hang your head in shame!

(c)(c) Charge!!! 10

Flip a coin. If tails, Cradantler trips over and sprains its ankle. Put 2 damage counters on Cradantler.

(c)(c)(g) Ultimate team play

Search your deck for as many cards as you like. Your opponent draws a prize card for each card you searched for in this way. Shuffle your hand into your deck afterwards.


Flavour text:

“Like its unevolved form Cradnappy, the Cradantler too has a huge phobia of heights. It burrows into the ground directly downwards to counter this. It’ll keep on burrowing until it reaches the centre of the earth where it is immediately burnt to death”


Weakness: fire

Resistance: Jet planes and tofu

Retreat cost: 2
 
Lanternegg
Fire, 30 HP
Basic Pokemon

(R) Hatch
Search your deck for a Stillborn card and put it on Lanternegg. (this counts as evolving Lanternegg) Shuffle your deck afterwards.

Weakness: (W)
Resistance: none
Retreat Cost: (C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)
Flavor Text: Lanternegg, despite being incredibly weak, is stronger than its hatched form, Stillborn. It is unknown why it lives in water if it's suicidal.


Stillborn
Stage 1
Evolves from Lanternegg
Fire - 70 HP

Poke-Power: Extinquish: When you play Stillborn from your hand or deck to Evolve one of your Pokemon, Stillborn is now Knocked Out.

(R) Die 10
Stillborn is now Knocked Out. Say, how'd you use this, anyway?

Weakness: (W)
Resistance: none
Retreat Cost: (C)
Flavor Text: As soon as Lanternegg hatches, being a fireball born in water, it dies. Because of this, Stillborn is nearly extinct.
 
Copycat
70HP (P)

(Pok?ODY) Mew-wanabe
is there's a mew in play, Copycat has every attack, power or body that card has

(P)(P)(P) Mew-wanabebetter
Rip apart any mew card in play, then, search your deck, discard pile and hand for mew cards and rip the apart, then, trow the leftovers at your opponent and force him or her to eat them, if he or she refuses, eat them yourself, think of them as pink bubblegum[/color]

Weakness (G)x2
Resistance (G)/2
Retreat cost (G)


Last Hope TRAINER

If you have 6 prize cards left, and your opponent only 1 and you draw this card, then, you, well, you would have hoped that this would be a good card, wouldn't you?, but, well, TOO BAD, IN YOUR FACE!!!
 
Slotmachi
HP: 80
Type: Gambler

Pokepower: No Chance
Once per turn, before you attack, you may draw the top top three cards of your deck. If they are all the same card, keep them and draw a Prize Card. If they aren't, discard them and your opponent draws a Prize card. In other words: Discard the top three cards of your deck. Your opponent draws a Prize card.

C: I hope you're not using a Die 1000-
Flip a coin untill it land on the side. This attack does 10 less damage for every Heads or Tails.

CCC Boy, you're Stupid
Both Players discard every card in play except their Active Pokemon. Discard your hand and deck. If you win, you get to keep all the cards in your opponent's deck. If you lose, then your stuffed for the rest of the tounament, 'cause your opponent gets your deck.

FT: This Pokemon is so rich, that sometimes it even gambles on itself and makes a profit!

Weakness: Help
Resistance: Money -30
Retreat Cost: $10, and a 1% chance of getting another go at retreating him :p
 
orlyyarly (C) HP: 50

Last Resort
Wow, you must be desperate to use this attack. Draw up to 6 prizes, and if any of them are orlyyarly's, draw your opponent's prizes. If this results in a draw, you win anyways.

Weak: norly
Res: orly/yarly
RC: ORLY

Description: If you're stupid enough to use this card in a battle, know the consquences.
 
Barney HP: 80 Type: Annoying
Art: Barney drinking a beer and smoking a cigar.
Poke-Body: Horrible Singing
Once during your turn you may use this power. Search your deck for the '5 Gullible Kids on the Barney Show' card and attach it to Barney. If you do this, Barney takes 90 Damage.

[A][A]: Killing Rampage: 10
Flip 3 coins, for each heads imagine Barney with a different type of gun, if you can prove to your opponent that you thought of an Uzi, your opponent is really gullible.

[A][A][A][A]: Script Mess-Up: 120
Sing the words to 'I Love You, You Love Me,' if you make any mistakes, this attack does nothing and Barney is knocked out. Your opponent takes 2 Prize Cards.

Weakness: Nail Trimmers Resistance: P-O'd Children -30 Retreat Cost: [C][C][C]
 
Paradox: Infinity plus 10 HP Type: Brainstraning
Basic
Pokebody: All Basic Pokémon in play can't use any Pokebodies.
[C?}C>C}>C{CC??] Unfinishable attack: 20
If the Defending Pokémon has any damage counters on it, remove all of them. If the Defending Pokémon has no dmage counters on it, put 2 on. Both are appliciible in the same turn:

Weakness: Wackos
Resistance: Logic
Retreat cost: However many cards were in your hand in turn 1-3. Fiigure what it means by yourself.
 
PikaDumb 10hp (g)

Poke-Body

Dumbness : If you are a human.....you...you...mmmm must die to use PikaDumb's attacks


GGGGGGGGGGGCCCCC dumb                    0000.1

if the human playing this card is dead.... WHY HE'D PLAYED THIS CARD
 
OK 60 HP (LUCK)
Basic
Poké-Power: JAP
once during your turn, you mayto use this power. if you do, Luck you.

(O)(O)(O)(O)(O)Flipping Coin 10
Flip 10 coins. If atleast one of them is tails, you wish you didnt

(CO)CO 30
if you use this attack, you have to say this or this attack does nothing, say: HI in the CO.  Cant? LOEZER!

Flavor Tekst: ...

Weakness: Non-Luckyness x2
Resistance: Non Luckyness :2
Retreat Cost: (CO)(A)(A)(CO)(CO)(A)(CO)
 
Host 10Hp (Control)

(C)Power Keepers Cards Scans
Buy a Power Keepers card for 20 bucks.
Then go to www.Pokebeach.com.If The Poke beach Web Site Doesn't have that card scan,
Tell the host to put that card scan in.If
They have it,then buy an other 1 and then keep buying Power Keepers cards until they don't have that card scan.

weakness
Serebii.net Resistence:pokebeach Forums
Retreat cost(This thread.
 
that's to myself on PB chat for giving me this Idea, based upon "Cool Porygon":...

Cute Mew Lv20 70HP (P)
mewcardexbarrelscraperpyc7.png


(Pok?OWER) Ohhhh, it's so cute
Ahh, look at it, you can't attack it, can you, it's too cute, right, it's way too cute, just look at it, SO CUTE!!!

(P) Hello! 10+
Oops, Cute Mew tried to say hello, but fell... on you, well, I guess he's just cute, let him do 20, ok?, thank you =)

(P)(P)(C) SUPER DUPER EXPLOSIVE WHATEVER 100-
Aww, This attack can do less damage, why!?, Cute Mew doesn't like that, let it do the full 100, ok?, thank you very very much, Cute Mew likes that, ah, isn't it cute? =F

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It's so cute, that's all you can say about it, just look at it, so cute, right?, of-course, cute!!!

Weakness (P) +20
Resistance (C) -10
Retreat Cost (C)
 
Serebii.net host 10 hp(Control)

(C)Game info
Find a D/P info.If they don't have it, Buy a DS. If they do,
Buy a Wii. Find another.If they have it,Buy a PS3, if they don't
buy a Sony PSP.THen if you have all of them, Buy Diamond in Japan
If you can't read it,Be crazy.If you can, Finish the game.Then when
you tag team with your rival, Kill his Munclax.then Buy S erebii.net's Web site.




weakness
www.Pokebeach.com
Resistence
Serebii.net Fourms
Retreat cost
1 of the threads in Serebii's web site.
 
^XF

Uncute-Mew (P) HP: 70

Poke-Power: Ooooh, it's so ugly!
Gah...you know what, don't even bother attacking this. Y-You know what. Just rip this thing.

(C) Ergh...
What! How are you actually able to use this attack! You shoulda ripped this card a long time ago! Don't you read Poke-Powers?

Uh...how are you actually reading this! This thing should be ripped!

Weak: Cute-Mew
Res:
RC: (C)(C)(C)(C)(C)
 
Puffskank 80HP (basic)

Immobile pokemon

pokepower: ignore

Once during your turn (before your attack) you may use this power.


(C)(C)(C) Pale blue: 40

At the end of your opponents next turn, Puffskank becomes incredibly depressed and does 20 damage to itself. Although, it rather wishes to achieve doing 80 damage to itself instead.


flavour text:

"Pretty much the most boring creatures ever to of existed. Incapable of movement, they spend there time thinking over how depressing there existence is. The only mildly interesting thing that the Puffskank does is turn a slight pale blue: this is the puffskanks attempt to suffocate itself and put an end to its misery"


Weakness: Life

Resistance: Anything with a purpose

retreat cost: Not sure, but there is no point of this bit of the card as you would never play it anyway.
 
Nintendo 10Hp (Control)

(C)(C0 Game Maker

Make a Wii, If you can't, Make Pokemon Dimond,If you do.
Scream and do 10 damage,then turn your opponet to a game.

(C)(C)(C)dgrsjkdgtrdiugeig Unown attack Hfghhkf 90

gfkggjgggkggktskdgffkagfkgfyeaktt5ur87r5e5 Play all of the unowns,
then use all their attacks,then your opponet dies.

Weakness: fjffjdjj5rjjf
Resistence: gfjggjregklgwsl
Retreat cost:fhxyjfvvfhjgvg
 
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