So this kid is at his grandfathers house for the day, and he sits down to eat breakfast. There is a film on the plate. The kid asks his grandfather if the plates are clean and the grandfather says they are as clean as cold water can get them. Then a Saint Bernard comes and laps up the remainder of the kid's breakfast and the grandfather says "Cold Water, Get down from there"
A great wrong has been righted today, when Godzilla was officially recognized as a citizen of Japan, and appointed its Honorable Ambassador.
His new duties will see him attending meetings, improving Tokyo's image as one of the more accepting cities to all kinds of people and giant radioactive lizards, and forcibly evicting illegal immigrants the likes of Gamera, Mothra and Biollante, until they get their citizenship.
When questioned about his new position, the Ambassador had this to say:
-GGGGRRRRROOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLL *Flame breath*
Some opponents questioned the act by citing the "Numerous disasters (Ambassador Godzilla's) presence has brought to our fine city". Said opponents were mysteriously buried by debris from a falling building seconds after this statement. The tokyo police department ruled it a suicide.