each person posts an attack that is worse than the one previously posted (you have to make it up)
i'll start
venusaur
spit
GGCCCG 10 damage
i'll start
venusaur
spit
GGCCCG 10 damage
worst attack game
- Thread starter Typhlosion King
- Start date
blastoise
water burst
w; flip a coin. if heads, this attack does 150 damage to all of your pokemon. if tails, this attack does nothing.
water burst
w; flip a coin. if heads, this attack does 150 damage to all of your pokemon. if tails, this attack does nothing.
[D][M][P][R][F][G][W][L]:
During your next turn, all your opponent's Pokémon can use all POképowers twice and all their attacks do 80 more damage to all your Pokémon.
During your next turn, all your opponent's Pokémon can use all POképowers twice and all their attacks do 80 more damage to all your Pokémon.
[p][p][p][p][p][p]
Ghost-Burst
flip a coin, if heads disacard the top 5 cards from both players decks and for every energy card disacarded in this way this attack does 100 damage to all of your benched pokemon, if tails remove all evolution cards from your pokemon
[beat that sucka!!]
Ghost-Burst
flip a coin, if heads disacard the top 5 cards from both players decks and for every energy card disacarded in this way this attack does 100 damage to all of your benched pokemon, if tails remove all evolution cards from your pokemon
[beat that sucka!!]
You know, you could make them deck out like that... if you had a full bench of Ex's... or something.
Just have to put this body...
Pokemon has to attack when it becomes active.
[.] FLip a coin. Tails you lose, Heads they win.
Pokemon has to attack when it becomes active.
[.] FLip a coin. Tails you lose, Heads they win.
jigglypuff
CCC deathsong: search your deck for a ruby and saphire ex and put it on your bench. then put 70 damage on that pokemon. if that pokemon attacks during the game, your opponent may search for as many cards as they like, then attack you 11 times. if your opponent is wearing blue on their shirt, they may attack you 15 times.
wow...this is bad....
CCC deathsong: search your deck for a ruby and saphire ex and put it on your bench. then put 70 damage on that pokemon. if that pokemon attacks during the game, your opponent may search for as many cards as they like, then attack you 11 times. if your opponent is wearing blue on their shirt, they may attack you 15 times.
wow...this is bad....
Pichu 10 hp
Spark: (L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)
Flip a coin, if heads do 1900 to each of your pokemon in play. If tails, this attack does 300 damage to the active pokemon of one person of your choice across the room.
Spark: (L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)
Flip a coin, if heads do 1900 to each of your pokemon in play. If tails, this attack does 300 damage to the active pokemon of one person of your choice across the room.
Magikarp 20 HP
(W,W,W,W,P,P,P,P,M,M,M,M,L,L,L,L,F,F,F,F,S,S,S,S,D,D,D,D,C,C,C,C) Useless Tackle
Flip a coin. If heads, put 1 damage counter on the Defending Pokemon and put 23 damage counters on all of your Pokemon. If tails, put 29 damage counters on each of your Pokemon and 33 damage counters on Magikarp and remove all Special Conditions and all damage counters on all of your opponent. In addition, each of your opponent's Pokemon receives an extra +100 HP. If you don't flip, your opponent draws up to 6 Prize cards.
Is that bad enough????
(W,W,W,W,P,P,P,P,M,M,M,M,L,L,L,L,F,F,F,F,S,S,S,S,D,D,D,D,C,C,C,C) Useless Tackle
Flip a coin. If heads, put 1 damage counter on the Defending Pokemon and put 23 damage counters on all of your Pokemon. If tails, put 29 damage counters on each of your Pokemon and 33 damage counters on Magikarp and remove all Special Conditions and all damage counters on all of your opponent. In addition, each of your opponent's Pokemon receives an extra +100 HP. If you don't flip, your opponent draws up to 6 Prize cards.
Is that bad enough????
No, not yet.
[.] Whenever your opponent discards a card, they shuffle it into their deck instead of discarding it. All your opponent's Pokémon do not count as KO'd Pokémon when KO'd. If you do not use this attack during your turn, all your Pokémon are knocked out and you can't play any new Pokémon during yournext turn.
[.] Whenever your opponent discards a card, they shuffle it into their deck instead of discarding it. All your opponent's Pokémon do not count as KO'd Pokémon when KO'd. If you do not use this attack during your turn, all your Pokémon are knocked out and you can't play any new Pokémon during yournext turn.
Argghhh!!!!
Sentret 10 HP
(W,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,P,P,P,P,P,P,L,L,L,L,L,L,M,M,M,M,G,G,G,G,G,G,G,G,F,F,F,F,F,F,F,F,F,F,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,D,D,D,D,C,C,C,C,C,C,C,C,C,C) Body Tackle
Put 1902850928598259082 damage counters on all of your Pokemon. Your opponent draws 23598209368298 prize cards and whenever he plays a card, it is shuffled back into his/her Deck only if its out of play. Also, he/she can rip your cards (including this one) and throw them into the air saying "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"
Sentret 10 HP
(W,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,P,P,P,P,P,P,L,L,L,L,L,L,M,M,M,M,G,G,G,G,G,G,G,G,F,F,F,F,F,F,F,F,F,F,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,D,D,D,D,C,C,C,C,C,C,C,C,C,C) Body Tackle
Put 1902850928598259082 damage counters on all of your Pokemon. Your opponent draws 23598209368298 prize cards and whenever he plays a card, it is shuffled back into his/her Deck only if its out of play. Also, he/she can rip your cards (including this one) and throw them into the air saying "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"
Mawhile HP .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
Poke-Body: Standout
You must put this card in your deck (unless there are already 4) and this must attack (regardless of any effects). If this card is not in your hand search for it in your deck, discard pile and prizes.
(.) Haunting Pie
Whever you hear the word pie, you will blurt out that you like Pokemon. If you don't hear the word pie within 2 minutes you will force someone else to say it.Soon your friends, and anyone else who hears you will start playing and must find a copy of this card. Then when everyone on earth plays Pokemon you will be forced to look for other ETs. You will be too distracted too buy a space suit and all life on earth will no longer exsist.
Weakness: (M)(D)(G)(F)(R)(P)(W)(C)(L)
Resistance:
Retreat Cost: (D)(D)(D)(D)(D)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(D)(D)(D)(D)(M)
BEAT THAT!!!!!!
Poke-Body: Standout
You must put this card in your deck (unless there are already 4) and this must attack (regardless of any effects). If this card is not in your hand search for it in your deck, discard pile and prizes.
(.) Haunting Pie
Whever you hear the word pie, you will blurt out that you like Pokemon. If you don't hear the word pie within 2 minutes you will force someone else to say it.Soon your friends, and anyone else who hears you will start playing and must find a copy of this card. Then when everyone on earth plays Pokemon you will be forced to look for other ETs. You will be too distracted too buy a space suit and all life on earth will no longer exsist.
Weakness: (M)(D)(G)(F)(R)(P)(W)(C)(L)
Resistance:
Retreat Cost: (D)(D)(D)(D)(D)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(D)(D)(D)(D)(M)
BEAT THAT!!!!!!
Skeleton 1 HP
[.]Creepy
You must use this attack every turn.(Whether it's in your deck or not or active or not)Your cards trun to dust and if they don't you are a skeleton for a minute. All pokemon on your side of the field have 1 HP and the active pokemon is Super Poisoned that discards the active pokemon and your opponent draws 5 prizes and all of your deck and your opponent's deck except for 1 card from each deck become your Prizes. You have 1 second to win the game when you look up weather you read this card or not then you are disqualified from everything but pokemon for life and you must play some one every second of your life or you die.
Weakness:all types Resistance: all types + 10000000000 Retreat:10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
[.]Creepy
You must use this attack every turn.(Whether it's in your deck or not or active or not)Your cards trun to dust and if they don't you are a skeleton for a minute. All pokemon on your side of the field have 1 HP and the active pokemon is Super Poisoned that discards the active pokemon and your opponent draws 5 prizes and all of your deck and your opponent's deck except for 1 card from each deck become your Prizes. You have 1 second to win the game when you look up weather you read this card or not then you are disqualified from everything but pokemon for life and you must play some one every second of your life or you die.
Weakness:all types Resistance: all types + 10000000000 Retreat:10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Local Air 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 HP
Colorless
Poke-Body Freezing Air As long as Local Air is hot, you cannot attack.
Poke-Body Hot Air As long as Local Air is cold , your opponent can attack as many times as they want.
Poke-Body Normla Air As long as Local Air is neither hot or cold, discard your Pokemon and be your opponent's slave.
(C) This attack does nothing whatsoever.
Weakness (every Type)*25525356272825745626346234534721188
Resistance
Retreat Cost=245278902378637690789017690372468907069481
Colorless
Poke-Body Freezing Air As long as Local Air is hot, you cannot attack.
Poke-Body Hot Air As long as Local Air is cold , your opponent can attack as many times as they want.
Poke-Body Normla Air As long as Local Air is neither hot or cold, discard your Pokemon and be your opponent's slave.
(C) This attack does nothing whatsoever.
Weakness (every Type)*25525356272825745626346234534721188
Resistance
Retreat Cost=245278902378637690789017690372468907069481
Atom -16321537153765764325472654763543276543276543675236457365426536523760 HP
[.] You must use this attack.You have to abandon your life (and all your cards) to your opponent and wander around as a ghost yelling "CHERRY PIE" at the top of your lungs.
Weakness:all types (real or not) x428165342176542171057843567416543765417654876543876474365746438764871367439643764376547 or ^6762587465403487658975987509837
Resistance:all types (real or not) x428165342176542171057843567416543765417654876543876474365746438764871367439643764376547 or ^6762587465403487658975987509837
Retreat Cost:Infinity
[.] You must use this attack.You have to abandon your life (and all your cards) to your opponent and wander around as a ghost yelling "CHERRY PIE" at the top of your lungs.
Weakness:all types (real or not) x428165342176542171057843567416543765417654876543876474365746438764871367439643764376547 or ^6762587465403487658975987509837
Resistance:all types (real or not) x428165342176542171057843567416543765417654876543876474365746438764871367439643764376547 or ^6762587465403487658975987509837
Retreat Cost:Infinity