I don't get angry very easily, but when I do get angry, I go ballistic (I believe I have mentioned the time I hit a kid with a stool on here before). You see, I go through a few stages. I start out by laughing at them. If they don't stop being a jerkass, I suddenly become deadpan. If they still don't stop, then I scream. If they're an idiot and still going I grab the nearest object and bash them with it.
There are specific things that one can say to me to get angry, but usually you have to be a total dick and I have to not like you. Or you could take the easy way out and call me certain things, and I'll skip right to that last stage.
Oh, and homophobics. I'm not even gay (I'm almost asexual), but damn are some homophobes jerks.
And finally, dmaster saying 'dmaster out' at the end of every post. Just kidding. For the most part.
You better be kidding.
dmaster out.