The most epic Fan-fic EVAR!! I updated!!!

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Here is my story of a boy called Ash Ketchup.:


Ash was such a fine boy. But he lived in a plavce that makes philosophers think to death called: Elmo School.Elmo school lies in a place of inter-dimensional Burger Kings.The Buger Kings were powerful Kings. They had a kingdom with people of all types, from virtuous evil guys to those annoying straight-A getting vilage idiots....But back to AK`s story

Part 2!!
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In the morning Ash woke up and yelled " I`m-a gonna be the ultimate Yu-Gi-Oh err...I mean...Digimon!..no....uhhh...errrmmm...uuhhh.. Pokemon Trainer!" When he got out of bed he saw a Philosopher sucking his thumb in a fedal position on the street.Later he would get ran over by a car, but you will know about that later.When he got up to the kitchen table for breakfast his mom was making cookies. She said this..umm..I think: "Listen Ash I need you to deliver cookies to Grandma because you need to be punished for eating Ronald Mcdonald! But, before you go have some breakfast. We are having waffles and brains I mean..brains." After that He started heading to Grandmas house he saw the most vile creature......Yogi Wolf! " Hye there Boo-Boo, I mean kid. Whta do you-a have in that pick-a-nick bask-it?" The Ash Judo-chopped him into slices of meat and sold them to the deli.Then he arrrived at Grandma`s house and then uhhh..god..this is so boring! Let`s skip 129 scenes!


Part 3
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They all lived happily ever after.




SEQUAL!!!!!!!!


The philosopher of time realizes that those who arrive from Ak quickly die.Then he got ran over.But his brother met one of the burger kings and realized something: Ak dousn`t exist!!!!!!

So he ran around town naked screaming of cows. Ketchupisgoodandcrappy then came and got eaten....by a Cow...named Blissey. Brock has a crush on Nurse Joy don`t-yas know! Why not Blissey!Ziggey malden.

The End! Can you read it!? I can so all you that can`t smell funny! Ha!
 
RE: The most epic Fan-fic EVAR!!

SS: You should be able to read it. You have glasses :p

Anyway, umm... a fan-fic about mmmmeeee... INTERESTING. Lol, its nice. But,

1: Too small
2: What's with the poll options
3: Only one story? It should continue...
 
RE: The most epic Fan-fic EVAR!!

Caution!! Alot of spoofs some are hard to tell what they are :p .
At Grandma`s house he saw that his friend was over(don`t ask why) so only one thing was to do...SLEEEPOOOOVVVEEERRR!!!! AK had trouble sleeping that night because of nightmares of a Darkrai. He read aloud from his book:

One fine morning,
In the middle of the night,
Two dead brothers awoke to fight,
To eachother,no sympathy,
They got a dummy for a referee,
Back-to-back faced the brothers,
They took out their swords and shot eachother,
Far away cops heard the noise,
And came in to see the 2 dead boys( My uncle told me it but I forgot alot so I edited it :p )

"Oh my god! I love that story! It was so intense I have to pee!!!!" 20 minutes later..(He had too much soda...) "Ahhhh so much bet- Gotta go poop" *Kerplop* 6 hours later..... "Finally..wait,no...okay yes." He then got up with his friend who had a Sableye to get AK his first Pokemon."Are you sure you are ready?" "Hell yeah....." said AK. SO..they went to proffeser Oaf to get his pokemon. "Hello Ash, This time you can pick a pokemon without having to go through some cheesy scenario. You can chose whatever you want, but there is a catch. A cheesy catch, not scenario. I hid the pokemon in on of these 26 cases that hot models are holding." "Sweet! ummmmmmm...26?"
"Great! You can choose euther one of the following pokemon: Piplup,Turtwig,Bill Gates,a poster, or Dora the Explorer." "Bill gates smells funny....Dora will make the others commit suicide.....the poster looks dead..the Turtwigis in a coma ...So the piplup!!!!!"



Part 2...The first training.
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At the gym it was a nice atmosphere. The guide showed them around.. " And there is the dodge training." Trainer: "If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a flamethrower." "And there is the attacking training area" Trainer: "If you can be a wrench thrower than be a flame thrower..NO!NO! Throw it like a monkey throws it`s poop!" "And their is the gym leader, Brock.His initaials are B.O. but don`t make fun of him for it." I want to fight Brock now! The name is so cheesy, I mean Brock for a guy who uses rock guys..." Said AK. And he did.


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"Onyx use Marshamallow fluff attack!!!!!!!" Piplup use chocolate sauce attack!" " Sableye use Graham Cracker cushion attack!" Onyx:"Boom,bang, I`m dead" Brock: " Get the hell out of my gym!!!!!! Heres your stupid badge!" Piplup: " Yeah we beat them!"
AK: Piplup: "We owned!!!!!!" "Piplup,I thought you couldn`t talk!!!!"
"I can`t" "O,OK"

To Be Continued!!
 
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