Pokebeach's *OFFICIAL* how to pick up chicks guide!

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There have been waaaaaay too many "zomg girl halp!" threads here on Pokebeach. So I feel it is my responsibility to give you all some tips, pointers and advice. After all, I *AM* the lurrrrv doctor!

Step 1: - DO NOT POST ON POKEBEACH ABOUT IT!
Seriously dude, what the heck? Why would you turn to POKEBEACH (Except for, of course, this guide.) for advice on such an important issue!

Step 2: - Is she available?
Worst thing ever is warming up to some chick and then finding out she is taken. Make sure she is available before wasting your time.

Step 3: - The setup.
Chicks totally dig corny stuff. Try saying lines like "I can't believe it! They banned me from Antarctica because I am so hot that I melt the ice!". Then while they are thinking "What the hell is that guy thinking?!?" try hitting them up with something like "Man. Isn't it so hot in here now that I walked in?!?". (You could try using those two lines in reverse.)

Step 4: - Pop the question.
Straight after the above step, while they are thinking "What the heck is going on?!?" ask them to go out with you and stuff. Trust me. They will probably say yes out of pure confusion.

So there you go. Take them to the movies or something. And I hope you enjoyed reading this small guide - and for the love of God, use my advice...

Seriously!
Chicks dig it!
Krucifier.
 
I'm not sure about those catch frases. Most girls seem to think that you are being a player by using those. Others may like it, but really it can offend them.

Also if they say yes out of confusion you are in for a date that lasts less than five minutes. Also that is just my opinion and I am not saying that all girls are that way as they should be treated individually not as a stereotyped group of people.
 
Thi thread is *OFFICIALLY* lame.

But it solves the girl help spam, so props for it.
 
how many did you pick up at the nats in your dominos unform.... BAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAH!!!....*dead*
 
I think that you just have to spend lots of time with her, making jokes and stuff... like you do with your friends
eventually, she may warm up to you ;)
 
This is LLLOOONNNGGG overdue, lame, but overdue =P

I would put somethin in on how you make sure she just doesn't think of you as just a friend, stay mysterious, no but spend alot of time with her ;)

Not ALL chicks dig the corny, mushy, stuff, usually its probobly pretty easy to tell from their personality if they do.
 
If you just be yourself, eventually you'll find the right one. Pretending to be what you're not can lead to failed relationships that last about a week.
 
What if you actually like this girl? Instead of just asking any girl out, wouldn't you think you'd need to spend some time with her? Get to know her before asking her out? Maybe you are friends and asking her out would ruin a relationship? And believe me, that stuff doesn't work. I've tried so many lines! "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" And don't girls like it when the guys talk to her about how pretty THEY are, not how HOT we are? This has flaws, but I like it.

This could help out some 4th graders =P
 
I've gotten way better info then this. Why say that your cool when you should be complementing the girl. P.S. I got help now I seem to understand things more.
 
Yea I dont think girls will like you to be full of your self. And girls can have a whole different range of personalitys, you never know what using these tips might do.
 
Yea I dont think girls will like you to be full of your self. And girls can have a whole different range of personalitys, you never know what using these tips might do.
 
Wow no. 3 is the worst advice Ive ever seen someone give on a forum, But the rest are great ideas. Nevr try pick-up lines They are the stupidest phrases on earth.
 
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