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Gono RemixI

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Post here some funny fake cards

Snorlax 80HP(C)
(C)(C)(C) French Fries 10+
This attack does 10 plus 10 damage for each French Fry you will eat. You can´t add more than 50 damage in that way.

(C)(C)(C)(C) Bad Pie 80
The defending Pokemon is now asleep.
 
magicarp
© stupid hit 30
flip a coin. if heads magicarp does 100 damage to it self.
 
Team Rocket's Meowth HP40 Lv12
© Angry Fury Swipe 50
Flip a coin. If Heads Meowth does 40 to itself. If Tails you cannot play any Trainers for your next turn.
©©© Stand and Talk
Flip a coin. If heads search your deck for a Trainer. If Tails search your discard pile fot a Trainer.

Weakness Everything +30
Resistance Jesse and James -10
Retreat Cost Free
 
Rampardos 150 H.P. Mold breaker:The opponets Poke-poker/pokebody dosnt work as long as rampardos is you active pokemon.

Head Smash RRR 150

Does 30 damage to self.

PWN CCCCCCCC 10000000000000000000000

The opponet losses
Weakness: same as wicked which Resistent: everyting else. retret cost; Rampardos dost run away.
Rarity commen to people who like rampardos
 
feebas lv 70 40 hp

wcc freaky evolution 50
put milotic from ur deck on ur active pokemon. then put 6 damege caunters on milotic
 
Diglett HP 40 Lv. 17

PokePower: Tunnel Network
If you have two or more pokemon * on your bench, Deep Dig's Base Damage is 350

(c) Deep Dig

Flip A Coin, If heads, Next turn you cannot use this attack, if tails, Put 4 damage Counters on Diglett

Weakness: Water +10
Resistance: Water - 10
Retreat cost: (c)
 
Hey, GRI!

Tyranitar
(c) Step on Things All Pokemon are destroyed, no cards can be played for the rest of the game
 
Magikarp ex
1hp
pokebody- person nature
This pokemon is knocked out at the end of the turn.

splash 0
flip a coin, if heads majikarp uses splash again. If tails this attack does nothing
 
Psyduck 50HP (W)
Pokebody: Stupidity Forever
Put on Psyduck Stupidity Marker and it always stays on him.

(C) Stupid Attack
Draw 47 cards from your deck.

(W)(W)(C)(C) Super Stupid Attack
Put 1 damage counter the defending Pokemon. After doing that, take scizors and cut the Psyduck card on four squares and put them into your deck. Shuffle your deck afterwards.
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Machamp 100HP (F)

Abhs edit: Removed due to content. Watch yourself.
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Rayquazza ex 150 (C)

Pokebody: Sissy Dreams, Horrible Confusion
Removed due to content.

PokeBody: Powerless
All attacks that make damage of Rayquazza ex are reduced by 10.

(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C) Space Fly 20
If the defendingg Pokemon is Deoxys, Rayquaza ex is knocked out. Either way Rayquaza ex does 140 to itself and is confused and asleep.
 
Dark Tyranitar ex
Poke-Power:Random swipe Once during your turn you may take one card from your opponents deck and put it in your hand

CCCCD: Hypo Rampage - Burn your opponents deck

Weakness: Anything and Everything
Resistance: Absolutely nothing
Retreat Cost: Tyranitar looks to scary to run away
 
Gono-hey, I suggest you watch the content of the cards, man....there are kids that go on these forums if you havent noticed....just to give you a heads' up so that you dont get banned...
 
Machamp 100HP (F)

Abhs edit: Removed due to content. Watch yourself.
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Rayquazza ex 150 ©

Pokebody: Sissy Dreams, Horrible Confusion
Removed due to content.
Click to expand...

that was what I meant....I see its allready been handled...I tried to tell ya....
 
Happy pikachu! HP: 40 reduced by 30 if you are sad.

Pokepower: dance fever: Every turn you must do the hokey pokey.

(r) Smile of happiness: If you are happy then draw as many cards as there are flying pigs in England, if you do not know this then go to England and spend 20 years researching this.
If you are sad then rip all your cards up and say to your mum: "I want a muffin!"

Weakness: every pokemon thats not smiling on the artwork (+900)
Resistance: Every pokemon with: ultimate random dude in its name (-900)
Rereat cost: None, but its to happy to retreat anyway.

Yay!
 
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