Epic Rap Battles of History

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Any fans? Discuss the battles and/or who you think won each.

Warning: Strong Language

Season 1
The first fourteen episodes can be found here. http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL505BA1F19CCEF7C2
#1 John Lennon tears Bill O'Reilly, but both brought it hard, this is one of my favorites
#2 Darth Vader puts Hitler away, no question
#3 Abe Lincoln watches Chuck Norris kill himself with terrible boasts
#4 Sarah Palin wins, Lady Gaga is a fart
#5 Kim Jong-il puts a missile in Hulk Hogan and is unfazed by Randy Savage
#6 Beethoven smacks a little girl (Bieber)
#7 Stephen Hawking bests Einstein (but just barely)
#8 Easter Bunny peeps out a win against Genghis Khan
#9 Bonaparte edges out Dynamite BARELY in a battle of Napoleons (this was good)
#10 Ben Franklin puts a heart attack on Billy Mays, but Vince avenges his death well
#11 Dumbledore torches Gandalf
#12 Dr. Seuss uses children's books to outwit Shakespeare
#13 Mr. Rogers ekes out a win against Mr. T
#14 Columbus claims Cpt. Kirk for Spain
The final battle of season one:
#15 Epic Lloyd won

Season 2
#1 Hitler scrapes by with a win despite his fate
#2 Leonidas cleans Master Chief off his rock-hard abs
#3 The Wright brothers crush the Mario brothers
#4 Michael Jackson ekes out a win here
#5 Cleopatra verbally rapes Marilyn Monroe
#6 Bill Gates creams Steve Jobs; one of the best battles
#7 Freddie Mercury makes Frank Sinatra wait in line
#8 Obama beats Romney (again), but not by much
#9 Doc Brown finally ends the timelord (Who)
#10 Clint Eastwood walks away into the sunset after stomping Bruce Lee
#11 Sherlock Holmes destroys Batman
#12 Santa stops Moses from parting the Red Sea to win
#13 Adam vs Eve, the worst out of the entire series (no winner)
#14 Gandhi sucks less than MLK, Jr.
#15 Nikola Tesla dominates Thomas Edison
#16 Babe Ruth trolls Lance Armstrong all day long
#17 Skrillex squeaks by Mozart a la Deadmau5
#18 REAGAN AND MCDONALD'S (Russian brawl)

Season 3
#1 Hitler does pretty well but fell apart (snicker) at the end; Vader wins again
#2 Al Capone draws with Blackbeard
#3 Miley Cyrus and Joan of Arc tie
#4 Bob google vs Pablo Picasso; this is pretty good, hard to determine a clear winner here
#5 Michael Jordan balls and Muhammad Ali fights dirty, even
#6 Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge, or A Christmas Carol in less than three minutes (no winner)
#7 Rick Grimes and Walter White, even
#8 Goku defeats Superman in what could be a new rivalry for ERB
#9 Stephen King proves that he is the better wordsmith against Edgar Allan Poe
#10 Neil deGrasse Tyson saves Bill Nye from being destroyed by Sir Isaac Newton
#11 William Wallace takes revenge for Britain on George Washington
#12 Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, and Raphael dominate their TMNT counterparts

Season 4
#1 Ghostbusters and Mythbusters kinda piddle around with each other
#2 Bonnie & Clyde barely defeat Romeo & Juliet first but end up dead as well
#3 Zeus uses democracy and classic godly narcissism to put a cap on Thor; still very good on both sides
#4 Hannibal silences the lamb - Jack the Ripper - in a serial killer duel
#5 Oprah has the statistics and boasts to beat (or at least suck less than) Ellen
#6 Tarantino takes the Academy Award in a movie director melee
#7 Lewis and Clark butt heads with Bill and Ted
 
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#1 John Lennon I guess, but I hate this one.
#2 Darth Vader I suppose.
#3 Abe Lincoln for sure.
#4 Sarah Palin I'd say.
#5 Kim Jong-il definitely.
#6 I'll have to say Justin Beiber.
#7 Stephen Hawking, but it was close.
#8 Easter Bunny was so good.
#9 Napoleon won.
#10 Ben Franklin maybe. This one was terrible though.
#11 This one... I'm undecided.
#12 Shakespeare without question. Good battle.
#13 Mr. Rodgers.
 
I've only seen a couple and lol wow I'm not sure if I like them or dislike them. Perhaps my aversion to rap is what's keeping me from enjoying it.
 
It's just funny to watch people diss each other. Watch Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers (#13) or Bieber vs. Beethoven (#6) for epic lol time
 
My favorites are Hitler v. Darth Vader, Shakespeare v. Dr.Suess, and Einstein v. Hawking.

Beiber v. Beethoven is also very good
 
Pshhh, Chuck Norris was the most obvious loss.

Yeah, I watched them, but I never really deicided which one is better.

Cept for Abe and Chuck. Abe was the obvious win.
 
I LOVE THESE (dont forget to update the thread, they just made captin kerk vs cristopher columbus)

i would actually take adolf>vader
abe lincon>chuck noris
Kon>easter bunny
billy mays>franklin
pailin>gaga
ienstine>hawkins
bonapart>napoleon

Those ones are my favorite
 
I was so close to making an ERBoH thread a few weeks ago...some of my fraternity brothers showed them to me last month.

My favorite is still Gandalf vs. Dumbledore. The new one, Columbus vs. Captain Kirk is the only one I actually really don't care for.
 
IMO, Kirk won because he's Kirk. Columbus had the better rap without a doubt, but Kirk is amazing and they got the voice just right. :D
 
Just watched Columbus vs. Kirk. I was disappointed.

Kirk made it just unbearable. Columbus actually rapped and Kirk was like DURRRR. Columbus put it best: "You know, rapping against you, it's not even fun / it's like somebody set your brains on stun"

It's got a pretty cool beat though, I like how Columbus was like "I'm out, peace" and then took off.

edit After listening to it a few times it's a little better, Kirk's rhymes were hard to follow since I'm not used to Kirkspeak, but once I got what he was saying it was okay.
 
Agreed, PMJ -- I just listened to Columbus vs. Kirk a few times in a row and it does get better. It's still not my favorite, though.
 
Kirk vs. Columbus wasn't too horrible, and it did indeed get better after a few times, but Kirk was just awful.

Columbus fo sure.
 
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