Hello! I am starting my Bidoof only run in Pokemon Diamond! I will be using a starter until I can get a Bidoof. I will also be using other Pokemon for HMs, but they will not use moves with any effect. This is not a nuzlocke! Spoiler: Part One Professor Rowan: Welcome to the world of *extreme mashing of A button*... Oh... You've done this before... Are you a boy or a girl? Me: I'm a Bidoof. Professor Rowan: I'll take that as a boy! What is your name? Me: Bidoof. Professor Rowan: Uhm... Okay? What is your friend's name? Me: Bidoof. (I'm sorry) Professor Rowan: *turns to camera* Is he serious? Me: I can hear you. Professor Rowan: Well then, leap into the world of Pokemon, and I'll see you when we bump into an edgy blue haired guy on a lake! (Oh wait, wrong game) I wake up in my room watching the news about a Red Gyarados. I run downstairs (or I would if I had running shoes yet) to see my mom waiting there. Mom: Bidoof! Me: *distorted cry* Mom: Quit imitating a Bidoof and go see Bidoof, Bidoof! I walk to Bidoof's house and almost ring the doorbell when- THUD!!!!!! Bidoof: Hey Bidoof! Me: You just slammed into me... Bidoof: So? Come to the lake! If you're late, I'm fining you a million dollars! Me: Ugh, why are you like this? Bidoof: *running away* I can't understand you, I don't speak late! ... Bidoof: Wait! I forgot to take literally anything! Bidoof grabbed his bag and decided to change his fine to 10 million before running off like a gazelle. I soon followed (still without running shoes, ugh) and realized Bidoof wants to catch the elusive Red Gyarados at the lake. Me: We have no Pokemon or Pokeballs to catch the Gyarados, Bidoof! Bidoof: Bidoof, what was the last word you said? Me: Bidoof? Bidoof: Exactly! We are the Pokemon! Lets go! The walk to Verity Lakefront was a tedious three and a half hours without running shoes, and when we reached the lake there was an old dude and a young girl. Old Dude: Something is different about this lake, but I can't quite place my finger on it... Gyarados: *jumps out of the water* Do you mean me!? Old Dude and Young Girl: Aieeee! *chomp* (That obviously did not happen, Pokemon can't talk!) Here is what actually happened: Old Dude: Something is different about this lake, but I can't quite place my finger on it... It is enough that we have seen it. Come Dawn, let's go. Dawn: Professor, how are you enjoying being back in Sinnoh? Professor Rowan: It has been pretty good, but these two idiots named Bidoof... Oh! Speak of the devils... Me: Hey, you're the old geezer who judged me for naming my friend Bidoof! Bidoof: Yeah! Wait, you named me this? Me: Yeah, sorry. Professor Rowan: Let us pass, please. Me and Bidoof: Ok. ... Bidoof: That girl was nic- *SLAP* Me: We have a job to do! They left their briefcase behind, so we need to give it back! Bidoof: Ooh, Pokemon! Can we keep th- A group of Starly fly in, cornering me and Bidoof. Me and Bidoof: Let's grab the Pokemon from the briefcase! I take Piplup because Torterra is the only starter that has no super effective STAB or resistance to normal type, so it will be easiest to fight as a Bidoof. (I'm normally a Chimchar guy though) I fight the Starly without an item, Pokemon, or flee option to select. I wonder what they want me to do? I use Pound for half of Starly's health, and Starly used Tackle for 1 damage. I used Pound again and the Starly had fainted. First Pokemon battle won! Bidoof thinks his Turtwig is tougher than my Piplup, but he is wrong. Finally, my game froze. I had gone on a hike and left it on, so that was probably the most likely factor. I will have to make it to that point again, but it was a short trek. Dawn: There's the briefcase! Did you use the Pokemon inside? Bidoof: *throws Pokeball into water* Uh... No... Dawn: That Pokeball is empty. Turtwig is beside you, stupid. The professor will be furious! I'll take the briefcase and the Pokemon. *walks away* Bidoof: What was that about? Me: What would you do if somebody used your Pokemon, huh? Bidoof: True... Bidoof, let's get out of here. I hope you all liked part one (even though there was one battle, and no Bidoof yet)! Let me know if you think there is anything I should change!