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After CM and Bacons epic, good story died, I felt deeply motivated to write a fanfic about utter hillarious rubbish.


Chapter seven.

Most of you wil know me as FPM but I like to call myself fridge. I mean, you've read the spy books where they send children on missions because no-one would suspect them? Well, who would suspect a fridge?

Anyway, my story is in many ways the epicest of all time. It all began when I was talking to Ash in the moo-moo milk bar.

"Lets have a phlisophical discussion about the meaning of life" I said.

"Yeh, I mean now Arceus was eaten by a mudip I have lost the motivation to live anymore" Ash replied.

"Hey, I have an awesome idea!" I said. " Why dont we invent a new meaning of life, the universe, and everything?"

"Because that would require two idiots and a half eaten Arceus" replied Ash.

"How convineient, lets go!" I said.

So, my story next takes me to Foaroma town. Little did I know what would be lurking there...


" I knew there would be team galactic lurking here!" shouted Ash, as we entered teh floaroma medow.

"Me too. Now that we know, can we go home?" I said.

"No, we haven't found the answer yet."

"I'm sure these guys will tel us!" I replied.

We walked over to the team galactic guys blocking the way to the torn world, which was randomple floating above sinnoh because it liked to fly.

"Hey, galactic peoples! DO you know the answer to life, the universe and everything!?"

"NO. now that our boss was eaten by dialga, we know nothing abnout anything. The only way to find out the answer is to ask our boss. He knew."

"Epic" I said. " Where can we find him?

"In the torn world" he replied, "GO into girtina's stomache, and you will find dialga. GO into Dialga's stomache, and you will find our boss. He is epic."

And so we set off to Mount Coronet, in search of spear pillar, and the legendary torn world.

It was only then the the galactic people remembered they didn't like us so they locked us in a cell.

"This is ridiculous!" I exclaimed from inside a cell, "THey don't even have athe decency to put a toilet in this dump of a cell!"

"SO where have I been 'going' then?" Asked ASh.

Some guy in the next cell screamed somethign about how his shoes were ruined, but a giant freezer fell ontop of his cell and sqashed him so it was good.

Chapter 3 part B is coming soon!
 
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I'm sure Zilla would love that Face Palm.
This isn't as good as the real one :[

Your image stretches the page juuuuuuuuust a hair, I fixed it ^o^ - PMJ
 
Its better than Z-man's :p

Come on guys, anyone think this was remotely as good as spoon's?
 
You're trying too hard.
 
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