Raichu.
Raichu, how great you can be,
Everyone in the world would agree,
Brighter than a bumble bee,
My Raichu is fatter than a tree,
Raichu, greater than a girls shopping spree.
Magikarp
The most useless thing in the sea,
More foul than brie,
A loss would be a guarantee,
Drier than the land...