(Credit for this one goes to @NinjaPenguin by the way)
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Robin Aisaga
Even longer hair is better because you can hide a rifle in it 
VioletValkyrie
That's some damn impressive hair. What products do you use? I need to do some research...
mirdo
Or a small seagull named Terrance.
Nyora
agreed
Blakers
Wait, wouldn’t the knife cut the hair?
mirdo
Never heard of a knife sleeve?
Ghostly Espurr TC
Well this is concerning
VioletValkyrie
Sleeves could be a good place to hide knives, too.
VioletValkyrie
@Ghostly Espurr TC What's concerning about it?
Ghostly Espurr TC
It's giving flashbacks of when I was crazy. I don't want the same to happen to you
DragonFang101
This is so true. I can also hide my teriyaki Mulan Szechuan dipping sauce from McDonalds in my hair if I want to
VioletValkyrie
Well, to each their own shampoo, I suppose.