Finished [YPPY] The Timeout Corner II

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Now Gordon Ramsey is gonna yell at you from the telly.

I got an online order coming today and I can-t stop myself from looking at the tracking history for updates every 15 minutes or so.
 
You can only look at the tracking history for the rest of your life.

I accidentally deleted Team Megan Bonnet.
 
You can never play any video games ever again. Or watch anime.

I got drunk even though I’m eight.
 
Now you've done it. You'll never become sober again, ever. Hey, at least it numbs the constant hangover!

I forgot that I needed to remember something that I forgot to remember yesterday. At least, I remember that it was yesterday, but I could have forgotten. o_O
 
You have to open a factory that constantly makes fake cards, using all your money

I ate an extra slice of birthday cake at night while my parents are sleeping even though they said no more cake.
 
You have to run five kilometers tomorrow.

I put off my easiest core content class to write a book about a kid with parasomnia.
 
For the rest of the semester, that easy core content class suddenly becomes the hardest class in your curriculum. Even harder than AP Calculus! :eek:

As a stay-at-home kind of person, I ate the candy meant for trick-or-treaters only. Take that, functioning people!
 
Now the trick-or-treaters are gonna storm into your house and take all of your regular food!

I gave tootsie rolls and raisins to all of the trick-or-treaters.

I wouldn’t mind if we stay on the halloween topic lol
 
When you got back, all your candy was too soggy to eat. Aw man, better luck next time.

I went trick-or-treating in November.
 
Now you have to trick or treat every day for the rest of your life. Including on your birthday, other holidays, leaf days, October, and November. Every day you don’t, you’re lifespan is reduced by one year. (Let’s assume you have 83 years left)

I diarrhead in my sock and flung it at my parents in midnight while they were kissing.
 
Naga takes his spoon back, and if you give Naga his spoon back...

he'll want a fork to go with it.


I sleep in class more than I sleep in bed.
 
Now all your time sleeping will be spent trick or treating.

I banned myself from my own discord server.
 
Your IP address was banned from the whole discord server

I when to get a banned book and read it in public
 
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